How did Ceradance get to be named Vlag?

In fact how did Saffex become Snapster; Jalapeno become Rooinek..."Rooiaas" by Mozart...Rooiaas is a good bait we use to catch Galjeon and White Steenbras and Dassies in the Cape (aas=bait in Afri kaans)...Rooi-ar se I can relate to jalapenos and chillies but red bait?

 The Ceradunce thing is a petulant attempt at humor by our man-boobed friend, ou Tokkie. I am sure you know who ou Tokkie is. The blue arse fly with " 'n weghol gevreet soos 'n hans Makatees en hangwange soos 'n tevrede Bulldog", who uses his head to keep his ears apart. 
The Vlag thing is a short version of my nickname on Supersupporter, i.e. Vlagman (Touchjudge).  

Yep we used rooiaas at Bailey's Cottage to catch Galjoen....it was a smelly, rotting  bait, perfect  description for a rotten fellow.

 Ceradunce is so stupid he is the most moronic character on this site.  He hates me with a vengeance and for months followed every post i made without any contribution to anything of substance.
He is hating Saffex as well and specialize in trying to make disparaging personal remarks about the two of us.  He is a similar snake to Mozart who made an utter fool of himself by posting a photo of mine on this site.  
the two of those characters are the worst low life characters I have ever come across in my life.     

 And you have a good day too, ou Tokkie. May your fingers change into fish hooks and  may your balls start itching. I wish that your wrists turn into arse holes and every time  you sit down to eat, you crap in your ow n plate. 

Such kindly, good natured and benevolent family we have amongst our fellow Saffa's...I don't believe there are any bad eggs here...lolz...just a disfunctional family, some slightly off balance characters but well meaning...gosh I hope so...it can be quite embarrassing...the Kiwibirds treat each other with respect...even Pooee is behaving these days

 I treat everybody as they treat me. Agree with me, disagree with me constructively, no problem. Debate the points, that's what we are here for. Insult me or launch an unprovoked attack and I respond in kind.
It's simple, it's old school.

 Mozart
The biggest load of BS ever.   Disagree with you on a factual basis leads to vicious personal attacks by you.  You normally are the first one to start the insults - not the responder as you claim to be.   If you were less obnoxious in that regard the Board will be much more "old school".
Purely because people disagree with you is like a red flag to a bull.   If it only pertains to members it would perhaps be acceptable in some quarters - but the list of derogatory nicknames you give to players are endless and mostly invented because you do not like them as they pose a thread to your favoured players.

 Ou beendork and that private asylum in his wee pinhead skull is probably worth a paper or 2 in the Lancet .Trying to make sense of his lunacy may well result in one heading off for a wee vacation at the nearest funny farm.