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Jake White on coaching

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sharkbok
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02 Jul 2018, 17:27
#41
02 Jul 2018, 17:27#41
Lurker has an understanding of rugby, probably above average. I do not recognise him from legacy posters, so perhaps/probably he is a new poster (and just read historical posts just like he stated from the outset).
He is certainly not Arthur Jon. Arthur Jon is someone that has never played rugby, or at the very least not for a team that had any form of competitiveness (e.g. 10th team in school, part-time knitting or choir club). 
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clevermike
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02 Jul 2018, 17:38
#42
02 Jul 2018, 17:38#42

Gonzo the Great?

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DbDraad
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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
02 Jul 2018, 17:39
#43
02 Jul 2018, 17:39#43

Denny, sure Lurker has a familiar feel to his postings, but I'm not pinning it on AJ. I've got another old friend in mind. Glad to see him back too.

Lurker, I'm glad you're back...hang around!

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02 Jul 2018, 20:51
#44
02 Jul 2018, 20:51#44

Draad Lurkers old name begins with an A and ends with a D?

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02 Jul 2018, 21:42
#45
02 Jul 2018, 21:42#45

Glad I'm back? This is the first coming of Lurker. But whatever makes you happy, it doesn't really matter who anyone thinks I am. 

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02 Jul 2018, 22:24
#46
02 Jul 2018, 22:24#46

You going great Lurker but do use paragraphs.

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DbDraad
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03 Jul 2018, 10:56
#47
03 Jul 2018, 10:56#47

"Jul 02, 2018, 21:42

Glad I'm back? This is the first coming of Lurker. But whatever makes you happy, it doesn't really matter who anyone thinks I am. "


You are right new or old....or old with a new nic, it doesn't matter. The more the merrier. 


First coming...LOL!

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CleanCut
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03 Jul 2018, 11:30
#48
03 Jul 2018, 11:30#48

Mike has bored us to tears these last few years so as far as I'm concerned, Lurker is welcome as he is.

Besides ... Mike doesn't know the difference between 7m out and 3m out ... and may I also add that he doesn't know his arse from his elbow either ... so how on earth would he be able to discern between a former poster posting under a new name?

Not possible.

He's as thick as a brick. 


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clevermike
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03 Jul 2018, 11:43
#49
03 Jul 2018, 11:43#49

The only brick thicker than me is the dud CC.   He thinks that he can say anything and people must just accept it.  What a fool!!!!!!!!    

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03 Jul 2018, 11:43
#50
03 Jul 2018, 11:43#50

The only brick thicker than me is the dud CC.   He thinks that he can say anything and people must just accept it.  What a fool!!!!!!!!    

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03 Jul 2018, 11:53
#51
03 Jul 2018, 11:53#51

The only brick thicker than me is the dud CC.

So, you admit that you're, at the very least, the second thickest brick around? That's a start, I guess.

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03 Jul 2018, 12:02
#52
03 Jul 2018, 12:02#52

Hey, hey, hey ... not sure I like where this is going ... !!!


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DbDraad
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03 Jul 2018, 12:10
#53
03 Jul 2018, 12:10#53

   

sharkbok
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03 Jul 2018, 12:24
#54
03 Jul 2018, 12:24#54
Has there ever been a thin or smart brick?
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03 Jul 2018, 12:36
#55
03 Jul 2018, 12:36#55

Oh wow!!!

That's deep, Shark!!


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03 Jul 2018, 12:57
#56
03 Jul 2018, 12:57#56

The only brick thicker than me is the dud CC. 

So, you admit that you're, at the very least, the second thickest brick around? That's a start, I guess.


Nice one Pakie, actually made me laugh out loud. 


And Beans, are you seriously commenting on someone else's paragraphs??? Have you actually ever read one of your own posts and reviewed your spelling and grammar? People in glass houses..... 


For the record, I know my grammar is not great, but I simply have to point out the irony. 

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03 Jul 2018, 14:46
#57
03 Jul 2018, 14:46#57

Beans' home language is Moron ... and so naturally he would be grammatically better at it than he is in English.

He was heard to be singing Fleck's praises earlier this year.

Need I say more?

  

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03 Jul 2018, 15:10
#58
03 Jul 2018, 15:10#58
Fleck circa 1999 would walk the Bok team today at 13......there is that.
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clevermike
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03 Jul 2018, 15:51
#59
03 Jul 2018, 15:51#59

O sure - how did he mess up  game against the Sharks when he was showboating behind the tryline till a Sharks player tackled him from behind and he lost the ball in the process.

He is the type of player you like though - living in the past is all what you are capable of.   

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03 Jul 2018, 16:08
#60
03 Jul 2018, 16:08#60

he was showboating behind the tryline

If I may nitpick, he wasn't showboating, and it all happened before the tryline, not behind it. He just stopped sprinting and started coasting in about 10m out because he didn't see Kayser behind him to his left and thought he was in the clear. Kayser tackled him about 4m short of the tryline, dislodging the ball.

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03 Jul 2018, 16:14
#61
03 Jul 2018, 16:14#61

Oh boy ... here we go again ... 3m ... 7m ... and now 4m.

Don't think I'm up for another stint with ou baksteen.  


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03 Jul 2018, 16:20
#62
03 Jul 2018, 16:20#62

O sure Liar - I was at the match and saw it clearly.   I met Fleck and he was late for the meeting.   Elana Meyer was present and I said to her that when I think of Fleck that incident was stuck in my mind.  She burst out laughing and said .I am not the only one. 

So produce another photo drip and made sure it is taken from the far side of the field at an angle that would proof what????????????????  

     

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03 Jul 2018, 16:23
#63
03 Jul 2018, 16:23#63

Video of the incident

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03 Jul 2018, 16:43
#65
03 Jul 2018, 16:43#65


Whats that saying about enough rope??


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Pakie
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03 Jul 2018, 17:19
#66
03 Jul 2018, 17:19#66

To think all this embarrassment could have been avoided with a simple phone call to Elana Meyer.

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03 Jul 2018, 17:26
#67
03 Jul 2018, 17:26#67

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahahaaaa!!!

Hook, line, sinker and the friggin row boat ... with oars and all!!

The entire planet saw the dangling bait, Baksteen!!!

See what I mean by "thick as a brick" ... ??


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03 Jul 2018, 17:33
#68
03 Jul 2018, 17:33#68

Do you think Ou Baksteen could have met the Queen of England yet?

He seems to have met everyone else on the planet.

I wonder ... why he's mixing with us commoners?.

 

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03 Jul 2018, 19:50
#69
03 Jul 2018, 19:50#69

Thanks Pakie

 for posting the video clip - Mozart may not believe the heading - af6er all he said he would gave picked the 1999 version of Fleck for the Springbok team/   Or he may not mind - he adores dumb players.
By the way how did a player tackled four meters out land behind the tryline and spilled the ball behind the  said 'line/   Suggest you change the meter story - after all that would not be new to you.       


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DbDraad
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03 Jul 2018, 20:19
#70
03 Jul 2018, 20:19#70

Oom Maaik, I won't exactly call that show boating by Fleck. Complacency error.

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03 Jul 2018, 20:21
#71
03 Jul 2018, 20:21#71

PS, at 1.8m and 95kg, he was a bit bigger than he looked...and faster than most of the current pretenders.

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03 Jul 2018, 22:09
#72
03 Jul 2018, 22:09#72
Another total wipe out......geez I'm almost beginning to feel sorry for Captain Dotage. HahahahahHahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahahahahaahaaHahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahaha!
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03 Jul 2018, 23:02
#73
03 Jul 2018, 23:02#73

By the way how did a player tackled four meters out land behind the tryline and spilled the ball behind the  said 'line/  

Momentum.

Suggest you change the meter story - after all that would not be new to you. 
Nope, 4m is perfectly reasonable since Kayser hits Fleck right on the first step Fleck takes into the 5m area. There's a nice slow-mo replay in that video that you can pause easily on the moment of contact with the 5m line clearly visible as a distance guide. If you are incapable of making these basic logical deductions yourself, I really can't help you.
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04 Jul 2018, 01:11
#74
04 Jul 2018, 01:11#74

Funny - momentum counts in some cases  and not in others.  This standard Pakie BS,

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04 Jul 2018, 05:15
#75
04 Jul 2018, 05:15#75
Captain Dotage, if you can find one example where a player tackled from behind doesn't have forward momentum in our new world of no high tackles.....I'll buy you a biscuit. Stop lying man.
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clevermike
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04 Jul 2018, 07:42
#76
04 Jul 2018, 07:42#76

 So a player tackled from the side does not have forward momentum?   There is always forward momentum - but in you and your fellow-liar's case it is not so in respect of certain players - but not in the case of others.   Clean up your act - dim one.   

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Pakie
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04 Jul 2018, 08:06
#77
04 Jul 2018, 08:06#77

Ag nee jirre Tokkie, grow up.

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clevermike
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04 Jul 2018, 09:15
#78
04 Jul 2018, 09:15#78

I think the growing up should be iro of prejudiced fools.

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04 Jul 2018, 09:18
#79
04 Jul 2018, 09:18#79
Bwahahahaha! It is final, Mike is just taking the piss! Nobody can possibly be this doff. Mike, please explain how Flek was showboating behind the try line, when the ball is already out of his hands long before he even reaches the try line? The actual meters don't matter. The only point in that sequence where Felk is over the try line, is when he is flat on his belly. 
Or wait, maybe Mike misunderstands what showboating means, and he thinks it means to lie on your belly and "show" everyone that you look like a "boat"?  
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04 Jul 2018, 09:20
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04 Jul 2018, 09:20#80


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