Moodie

"Mine too DA...just a lovely 400grm fillet."

Super cool Plum.... not often I hear of a 400g fillet.... sounds bloody awesome ... and I would usually have had that with a Pepper sauce ....and Medium rare.

Strange how up until I got married, I only ever ate a steak that was very well done.... and I look back now thinking WTAF ... lol

Actually, allow me to oblige...

Here is the thread where our boy showed his true colors...

Now, I'm not gonna go through all the highlights because, as we know, if we had to do a highlight reel of our resident fatty guy doing his vulgar routine, we'd need more storage space than the internet has. 

I'll simply provide examples, of bringing people's family into it, when nobody was talking about his family or even chucking vulgarities his way... let's start shall we...

All of these are Saffex, insulting my family...and despite this, the worst I've ever done is to tell him that his son is likely far smarter than he is. 

"You are fucking scum, let’s hope like fuck you are no kids father"

"Geez I feel for your poor kids, I guess they are as fucked up as you are?"

"But you being the super low life Cunt that you are, chose instead to poke fun at Nkosi. You are a heartless prick and it’s sad that you do have kids as you are a fucking sad excuse of a human being and a piss poor example to your kids"

"But no doubt they are just as fucked up and as useless as their dad. I use the word ‘dad’ lightly as you are not fucking worthy"

"I trust you never had to help your sad fucked up kids with their homework as clearly it was beyond the lot of you?"

"Fruitloop do you still wipe your stupid kids arses?"

"Just answer the question fruitloop?

Do you still wipe your fucked up kids arses?

I’m guessing they have reached adulthood by now, just asking?"

"Fruitloop did your shitty kids manage to wake up this morning or did you have to help them?"

"Take my word for it, with a low life like you as a father, you must have worthless fucked up kids"

"Are your scummy kids out of bed yet? Just asking"

"Guess that beats being a cunt with retarded kids?"

"How the kids dumbass?"

Now I know what everyone is thinking...what type of mongrel behaves like this? 

And how would said mongrel behave were one to call his kids retarded, fucked up, useless, stupid, worthless and scummy. 

Would he go on a self-righteous and foul-mouthed tirade...declaring how only low-life scum would do such a thing? You already know the answer.

Well, I present to you our resident Fatboy. The very same Fatboy that ever so recently told people here to "go fuck themselves", likely as a result of feeling so guilty about doing it to himself to the point of breaking it off...and thus attempting to deflect some of the guilt for his self-torutre onto others.

The very same Fatboy that seems to call everybody else lowlife scum...again, likely as a result of projecting his view of himself onto others. See above example.

But I implore you. Do not hold it against Fatso. You've never hobbled a couple of meters in his orthopedic shoes, so how on earth could you know what it's like to live in a broken body while having dreams far above your physical ability?

It can't be easy.

Give fatty a break. No, not a KitKat...he's had far too many of those, an actual break is what I'm talking about.

Ah, so you are saying...because you don't know if I have kids, it's fine to bring my family and kids into it?

That makes sense. There are also some things I don't know...so I'll just ask.

Is your son a fat, useless scummy cunt? I mean I don't know anything about him...so I'm just checking if it is truly the case that he's useless.

Generally, the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, so for interest's sake, could you please let me know that your son isn't a useless little wanker like you?

I mean, if I knew I wouldn't have to ask. But since I don't know, and apparently ignorance is a great excuse, kindly indulge my questions.

Talent skips a generation, but retardation doesn't...So if you could please enlighten me? Is your son a useless pathetic little tosspot like his overweight father?

Again, I'm only asking because I don't actually know.

I mean, he might be a nice boy...but he might also be a semi-retarded, semi-mobile, ugly fat wanker like his mouth-breathing dad.

I mean I hope he isn't...but it's very possible he could be a few sandwiches short of a picnic type of guy that reads very slowly and has to take too many breaths between words.

Mostly, I'd like to know if he's a homosexual. I ask, because homosexuality tends not to skip a generation either, and you display many signs of repressed homosexuality. I just wonder if you would have had the talk with him and told him it is okay to be whomever he wants to be and that if he's coaching rugby for "other" reasons, it's okay.

Again, I'm only asking because I know nothing about him. And I'm simply asking, not accusing.

Unlike what you did when you defamed my kids...excusing yourself by saying that you didn't know them.

Get's a bit spicy when people play by your rules, huh...fatty?

Meantime a Hurricane just hit my town….boat have been sunk, hopefully not mine!

You're not there though, are you, Moz? I take it you're in Chicago?

Yep I’m up north…no flies on me, as the Aussies say,

What boat Moz, and do you ever go deep sea fishing, or is it more for relaxation trips and regular globe trotting...?

It’s a party boat…room to lounge around and drink a bit of wine at sunset. I was going to buy a fishing boat, but that was pretty much vetoed by my daughters. As was the overnight trip thing.   So it’s nice to go to restaurants and just generally cruising. It has a decent rear deck so it wouldn’t he hard to do some trolling.

It has a decent rear deck so it wouldn’t he hard to do some trolling.

Moz talks about his boat like I talk about my women.

Haha…more expensive to catch Pakie.

Put your hearts into it lads, I get the feeling you're both holding back. Your audience deserves more spice.

DA stills rocks though Pakie.... I would know

Dave, I'm gonna try and explain this to you...even though I know you're too retarded to understand it. I'll do it for the sake of those reading this, other than your low voltage, giant reptile brain, semi-mobile, and extremely obese self.

There are many pundits on the internet that like DDA...I mean, there has to be, this is where you get your opinion on him from.

Now, if I make a joke and say that those pundits are stealing my view...you blithering moron...it does not give any credence to their views on anything outside of the views of mine that I claim they are stealing.

But, see...I'll tell you what happened.

I made that post, you were gobsmacked that somebody on here made all those calls about Moodie long before you did. You were staggered that they literally used all the same terminology...to the point where they were basically paraphrasing me.

And then, your LOW IQ comeback is to say..."But bru, they also said DDA is so great, so amazeballs."

In your tiny and semi-functional mind you simply could not separate the two and see what was going on...cos you're too dumb, Rattex. Too dumb and too cowardly.

And so, here you are, continually making a flawed point, over and over and over, only adding to the ridiculous amount of lard running down your face.

Jirre man, is this not embarrassing for you?

Also, the only stupid, useless cunt around here is your wife's.

I wonder how many D's she deepthroats in the alley while watching you through the pub window.

I bet she's a horrible fat slag...probably missing a couple of teeth too...cellulite everywhere...

...careful now...cos remember

"Actually Fruitloop you are too fucking stupid to distinguish between a generalisation and facts

I don’t know if you have kids a wife - I fucking hope not poor things whore = generalisation"

Is ten or twenty D's per night, Fattex?

...more importantly , what's the going rate?

DA stills rocks though Pakie.... I would know

Ja Dave can't get enough of you. Not sure if that's a good thing though.