What's with the paddle, butterball, it's the strings you are sensing ....hahaha. By the way, no need to post the same thing twice, I know you are feeling the pressure, but lack of motor control is a bit of a tell.
Actually the height and weight has nothing to do with it - exposing you as the liar is the kick
I'll take the string and pass you the rope
You may be a bit heavy for the strings, probably wise to use the rope you think?
Looks like you wont be needing any help with that rope - you are doing a fine job yourself sir - keep up the good work
Dave I think everybody on here has the right image of you be now. Lying always catches up with you.
So lets get this straight, Mike and Becs expose you for lying and I am the liar - this is up there with your take on Fourie and Adi
Keep paddling old man or should you now start digging as well - an impossibility for most, but not for you!!
Yes let's get is straight, Mike and Becs said you weren't short. That could mean anything. Nobody has supported your claim of being 6 ft. I have several documents that document my height. Let's see yours that says you are 6 ft.
Only you can't, because by your own admission you are shorter than me and I'm 5' 11". The numbers don't parse and the liar is you.
Crap I never said I was shorter than you, I said IF I was it would be marginal, just as much as it would be marginal if I was taller than you - we did not compare heights on the night now did we?
I never asked anyone to confirm I was 6ft as I doubt there is anyone else out there that knows my exact height other than myself as I am not in the habit of providing those stats to the people I meet - I dont mix in your strange circles!!
What we have had is Becs and Rooinek saying 6ft was about right for me.
The issue was not so much my exact height but more that you keep calling me short and fat - but sadly for you Becs, Rooinek and Mike have exposed you for lying about that.
Kindly provide this evidence of your height
Can you not see how stupid you look.
Sapp there is no question that you are the shorter chap.....you are simply trying to walk back your earlier comment that admitted that. Typical dishonest stuff from you.
But I have accepted your challenge and sent Beeno a copy of an old passport showing my height at, you guessed it, 180 cms. I trust he will confirm all this.
Game over, as they say.
I Beeno (widely applauded as a rugby legend) received a copy of the said document by email this morning (7.50am) and can confirm without any hesitation that the said document reflects a height of 1.80.
I would also inform all members of the board and the wider viewing audience (including our international viewers) that as a consequence of being CA (SA) in good standing (A fact sometimes disputed by very foolish and immature mongs) I am a South African commisioner of oaths and can can be relied on in such matters.
In my very considerd opinion it is clear that Dr Moz is taller than wee snapster. Only now is the slippery snapster injecting an IF into the equation. Further Moz and snapster met fairly recently. Given Moz's age he may then have been slightly shorter than 1.80 and hence his being a bit taller than snapster indicates very clearly that snapser in definitely an inch or more than one inch below 6 foot. The facts would point to a height of between 5.10 and 5.10 and one half inches. Well below 6 foot by any reckoning.
Therefore I declare before all men, women and children and rooitwit and indeed to all the angels and heavenly beings that the matter is closed and I find firmly in favour of Dr Moz. I can do no other given the hard facts of the case.
I also find on the facts that wee matfield's playing weight was between 106 and 108 kgs - rougly the same weight as Marcell Coetzeee (106kg)! Given wee matfields insistence on the issue I can make no other finding as his statement is also collaborated by numerous rugby websites including the Bulls website and the Official Springbok website.
FInally I call on snapster to recant on both these long standing issues and allow the truth established forever to stand.
Case close and end of story. (Only outstanding matter is the recantation).
Judge Beeno orders snapsters to pay all costs and then retires to his chambers as the jury, court officals and onlookers rise in respect and appreciation of a fine judgement given.
I realise it would also be remiss of me not to compliment our main protagonists Moz and snapster and other notable contributors on an outstanding thread - if interest is the measure - 50 responses and 418 views!
I am surprised CNN has not got onto this event!
It occured to me that given how much internet exposure Saffex's height and girth are getting he is becoming a world wide celebrity figure generating huge interest in the frame ofshort chubby fellows. No where is a propsect - he could use his figure to say model mens corsets and in addition how about toupes? Ise esaffex as a leader in mens fashion.
Saffex if you need any business advice I am ready to assist. I can see dollars here oaks so no butting in on the opportunity I have identified for Mr Saffex and me.
Beens, you are not lekker in the head!!! But thanks anyway for making this whole thing official. I now know that all the confusion was Saff's fault and that he is a dishonest midget with an eating disorder. Moz is therefore an honest wise old man that has been unwittingly tricked into an argument with a sneaky lawyer. Moz was on the brink of losing the argument, nut luckily your sound judgement quickly rectified the situation! At least Saff is on the brink fame and fortune with Beens as his agent, so all is not lost.
Beeno saves the day....or so it seems in his head! :)
Bluebok would you mind refering to my client and business partner as Mr Saffex - until any further notice.
No, Mozart...Omnipotent trumps Omniscient, given God is all of those things; all seeing, all knowing, all doing. And we really all know that is how you see yourself.
I'm also a poor sleeper, so, being online at 1am is nothing for me. No-one trumps you for obsessive behaviour. It is taken to quite worrying levels really.
Now no adding fuel to the flames Becs please!
Well that's that then. Thanks Beeno for the representation, done with a nice formal twist I might add. As Cole Porter wrote:
It was great fun
But it was just one of those things
Pleasure Moz always good to get the facts clear.
Now lets put away the clubs and focus on just why the Mighty Stormers will be the side to beat!
I have to say though I am feeling more positive about the bulle for 2013 - that squad is not half bad and ditto what we can see re the Sharks. We are going to see a very strong SA Challenge.
Wow this takes the cake, we are now meant to take Moffies word that he sent Beenkop his official height and wait for it we are then to take Beenkops word that he received such proof..........bwaahaaaaaaa
Well I have just e-mailed Boklogic, Ek and Bluebok my official height which states 1.3m and sadly said document also divulged my weight at 127kg - lads please could you bullshit a little and tell Moffie I am not short and fat.
Moffie, stuff the paddle, I'm sending a sail
Well I'm quite happy to send the same redacted passport to Mike.....one of your key support folks in this debate. All he has to do is indicate agreement by e mailing me. Easy peasy.
Go for it
It's totally up to Mike. All I need to do is push the button, the image is ready to go.
Well drop Mike a line, I am more than happy for you to provide evidence of your height, despite the fact that I have never been pathetic enough to question your exact height. Have I ever disputed your height of 1.8m or whatever it is you stupid fool.
The issue has always been about you calling me short and fat. Three posters have you exposed you for lying about this very fact - wake up man - its not about your height or your proclamation that you are taller than me which is complete bullshit in itself.
Keep digging Moffie
It is 180 cms, as Beeno attested, which makes you a max of 179 cms or more likely 178 cms. Nowhere near six feet. It's that inconvenient truth you can't dispute away.....except to go back on your concession that I'm taller than you.
In short whether Mike chooses to get involved or not.....you are toast.
Moffie so are you saying that I confirmed that you were definately taller than me? Yes or no. If yes please be kind enough to provide the evidence old chap
Toast my arse you bloody liar.
And if you are 1.8m which I have never disputed, I am taller than you at 1.82m - hence 6ft ish
Hahahahaha......what a laugh. My evidence is, in my Italian loafers I looked down in eye to eye contact when I met you.. One knows this instinctively. But in this case it wasn't even close, more than an inch.
What a totally useless human being you are Sapp....a man with no integrity.
Fresh coming from the man exposed for lying about my height and weight - good one Moffie, I know you are stupid but this takes the cake.
Not only do you lie about me being short and fat, now you also lie about looking down on me - do you have no shame and you have the audacity to call me useless.
I really do think you are too stupid to even comprehend that you have been exposed as a liar on this board. A man with integrity would man up and admit his deceit, but not our Moffie, he just keeps throwing in lie after lie - first it was short and fat, then I was wearing slacks and best of all you looked down on me - hell one would swear you were a tall chap!
You really are a pathetic lying low life
haha its pretty funny to see two small oaks having a go at eachother about their height and weights
Saffex is between 1 78 and 1 82 from what ive read,which is not that big at all
and Moz is only 175 pounds which is less than 80kgs haha
dan dan, I suspect with a name like that you must be as hard as bambam or should I say Bambi?
