Really low standard test at Twickenham.

Wow Moffie, I now see you have progressed to being an authority on my memory and thought process, your skills know no limits - I really am impressed.

Look here you racist pig, dont lecture me on not being able to come up with anything, what the hell do you call coming up with 'BO' exactly, huh?

Moffie, I will say this one more time, this whole race thing has nothing to do with me, I am just revealing what you told me on the night, everyone who reads this knows that except for your servants like pathetic Beenkop.

It was you who said you left SA because you did not like black people, you said you did not trust them and that they smelt - FACT

You can squirm all you like, these are the facts live with them you bigot.

Ah yeah and the BO chirp did not irritate me at all, for I know its the biggest load of shit ever - it just served as a timely reminder of what you said that night and hey did I thank you for that reminder - thanks bud!!

Revealing a shocking statement days after you were prompted? I'm not talking about your memory, I'm talking about your veracity.

This thought came right out of your background in the Eastern  Cape, where you developed these extreme views. But then you were stupid enough to actually put them in print.

A lawyer operating in England who actually believes the old racial stereotypes. It beggers belief.

No, nothing more shocking than the rest of your racial slurs - I just wish I could recall your rant about racial purification, I am sure it will come back to me at some point. Keep banging and I'm sure it will come back to me - you BO x 2 did the trick - you kept on about bad smell and bang it triggered my recollection of you insulting black people by saying they smelt.

Spot on about growing up in the EC where I learnt to speak Xhosa fluently - wonder what brought that on?

Nothing stupid about putting another mans views into print - it just exposes you to the board for the low life that you are - a lying racial bigot - live with it KKK. You said some really disgusting things

Well I assume if you bathed more often you wouldn't be so ripe. But the farm house may explain it....no hot running water? As that jacket came off, the wave hit.....man you smelt like the London Underground.

A shower a day does the trick, there are 3 to choose from. I'm guessing the house never had running water some 100 years or so ago.

Its Grade II listed so has always been a bit of a struggle incorporating the modern with all that quaint and characterful tudor.

A bit of a struggle in the mud, I can believe that. But I'm pleased to hear you have showers....my advice would be to use them more often.

But say Fattus you were making claims about the value of this dump in the mud. I must say in the Financial Times these things in the sticks appear to be worth zippo......so what makes your's so valuable. Just curious....hehe.

Yep with all the livestock about there is plenty of mud........one shower a day is all a man needs unless you have issues which no doubt with your advanced age you do - moved onto nappies yet old man - have you booked your spot in the old age home yet or do they not take arrogant, racist wankers?

You don't need to do that Fattus, if you can afford the services in your own home.....plebeian thinking old chap. But I'm still outdriving most of the young guys I play in golf....so that day may come, "but not today" as they say in Gladiator.

Still I'm wondering about your dump....let's have a number. You claim it's worth more than an Eaton Square flat or home on the banks of Lake Michigan.  Let's have some motivation old chap.

Or was that just a lie?

 Having posted with Moz for over 10 years there has never been a hint of racism. In fact I recall crossing swords with him re  his support of some sort of rugby quota system which he said was needed for social purposes - I have always argued for merit.

No snapster no one who knows Moz can give any credence to all this. Why support adi, de Jongh etc.

I suggest you put away the race card its a tired old thing and folk generally are tired of it.

I know you two love to argue but keep the shots up and some humour does help. 

Moffie I am not sad enough to slap my home's worth on a messageboard - I am not you.

Lets just say I am sitting on a gold mine - think England, demand for land and housing!!

Beenkop, we all know you are as thick as a plank and so far up Moffie's arse its a little uncomfortable.

Your word in support of Moffie has no credit for you are not only an idiot, but we hardly expected anything else from you. Its about as predictable as your pathetic take on Matfield.

Do you really expect Moffie to express his racism on a public forum you stupid prick?

Try wake up, it helps

But you felt free to post a picture of your er "cottage" on another site and then had a huge go at me for doing the same. Hypocrisy abounds.....sadly in England heading into another recession , land deals on the mud flat don't.

Ha ha picture of my cottage, now which site was that Moffie, especially considering I dont have a picture of my cottage - nice lie that one, but given Beekop, Becs, Denny, Jal and a few others have been posting on the same sites as you and I, it would be quite interesting to hear their view on me posting a picture of my cottage on another site - Moffie I think you might have just served up that final nail

Just let me know when you want me to ask the board for varification of my cottage on another site.

Ah and now you are an authority on whether and offer to buy my land for property development has been made or not and we are not talking a little development either - as I said before your arrogance knows no boundaries.

But just shout when you want me to make the call on my cottage on another site - wow this is going to test Beenkops loyalty - ouch you really have put him in a spot, but its what you do best. 

 So now you don't have a picture of your cottage. You don't have a don't have a document which shows your real height. Is that plausible? What house is sold without giving you a picture? Are you just a renter?

Moffie you sound like you are squirming a little? Nope I dont have a picture of my cottage, I purchased it privately many years ago. Hell even if I had purchased it through an agent, what are the chances I would have retained pictures of it after all these years - why would I? And if I had do you think I would be sad enough to put them on a rugby messageboard?

Nope, no record of my height, what document would I have that would indicate my height on it? My passport, drivers license huh?

Now the burning question is, which site did I post a picture of my cottage on, liar

Hows that heat, you feeling it yet, or should I be nice and just let you off the hook on this one?

 The old South African passport had height, that's what I sent to Beeno. Let me guess, you don't have a passport.

Nope, I dont have a SA passport only a British. Never went for dual as I could not be bothered with all the SA redtape at the time. 

How convenient!

No, just a fact