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Say a prayer for wee Beeno

Started by Just_win8 REPLIES178 VIEWS· 27 Jul 2015, 20:52
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JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
27 Jul 2015, 20:52
#1
27 Jul 2015, 20:52#1
Beeno: you are about to blow a fuse & your poor we brain cell can't take much more. Here is a guiding prayer to help you over your hysteria:
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to change the things I can,And the wisdom to know the difference.

He should become a man in black, life would be easier

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
27 Jul 2015, 21:13
#2
27 Jul 2015, 21:13#2
 JW my good ftiend your shrink needs help!!! Your being the poor oaks patientt explains the problem. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
27 Jul 2015, 21:25
#3
27 Jul 2015, 21:25#3
 Clearly the prayer is not working yet
DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
27 Jul 2015, 22:09
#4
27 Jul 2015, 22:09#4
 Give it time. 
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
27 Jul 2015, 22:13
#5
27 Jul 2015, 22:13#5
Wise words DB, h ope springs eternal or so the saying goes.
BR
BrycyPro4,671 posts
28 Jul 2015, 10:23
#6
28 Jul 2015, 10:23#6

 .. JW, maybe a bible story will cheer our friend up after that weekend from hell...


Jesus nailed to the cross, sees Peter in the crowd,

"Peter" he calls. "Peter."

Peter hears his name and calls. "I hear you my Lord . I'm coming."

Peter begins to walk up the hill but is challenged by a Roman Centurion.

"Stop!" said the Centurion. "Or I'll cut off your arm."

"But I must go. My Lord is calling."

The Centurion swung his sword and severed Peter's arm.

"Peter,Peter." called Jesus.

Peter staggered up the hill, only to be confronted by another Centurion.

"Stop! Or I will cut off your other arm," said the Centurion.

"But I must continue. My Lord is calling me"

The Centurion swung his sword and cut off Peter's other arm.

Peter staggered on up the hill, becoming weak from loss of blood and still he heard Jesus calling, "Peter, Peter."

Again he was confronted by a Centurion.

"Stop! Or I'll cut off your leg!"

"But My Lord is calling me," replied Peter, as he attempted to climb the hill.

The Centurion swung his mighty sword and cut off Peter's leg.

"Peter, Peter," called Jesus.

In great pain, Peter began to hop up the hill, and as he neared the bottom of the cross he was confronted by yet another Centurion who said, "Stop. or I will cut off your other leg."

"Peter, Peter," cried Jesus.

"Can't you hear? My Lord is calling me."

"I don't care ," said the Centurion, and cut off Peter's other leg.

Peter dragged his mutilated body to the bottom of the cross, his eyes focused on Jesus. "I am here, Lord. I have answered your call."

Jesus looked down on Peter and said, "Peter...I can see your house from here!"


HA
hakwaPro4,146 posts
28 Jul 2015, 10:46
#7
28 Jul 2015, 10:46#7
 Bee no is my good friend. Leave Beeno alone.
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
28 Jul 2015, 17:18
#8
28 Jul 2015, 17:18#8
 Hakwa: our good friend Beeno would feel neglected if we didn't give him a bit of ribbing from time-to-time
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
28 Jul 2015, 19:06
#9
28 Jul 2015, 19:06#9
 Brycy unfortunately your theology is worse than your knowledge and understanding of rugby.It is however an uplifting thought to realise I may be the reason ou JW is actually praying.  All is not lost!!!

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