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Started by Denny12 REPLIES560 VIEWS· 26 Oct 2015, 14:36
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
26 Oct 2015, 14:36
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26 Oct 2015, 14:36#1

Don't wanna talk rugby, I'm sure you understand. We've done London, Italy and Paris and we're currently in the south of Spain for some much needed R&R before heading downunder. I don't know whether you've done Spain but I remember you saying that you've driven Europe a few times. Your advice on travel came in handy, didn't take us long to work out the London underground and it's the best way to travel. I think the Paris underground is slightly better but we can argue that mute point a different day. Enjoyed London, loved French cuisine and was left speechless by the wonder of Italy. Like I said to the missus, if they were women I'd wed all three in one hit, but wait on....it would have been a shortlived marriage having had a taste of Anduluscia, Spain. LOL

 Thanks for your help.


Long live the Bokke!

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
26 Oct 2015, 14:41
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26 Oct 2015, 14:41#2
 Sounds like a great trip denny......a sunny day in Italy, a nice bottle of Italian wine, some pasta and a view. Enjoy the rest of it.
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
27 Oct 2015, 11:48
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27 Oct 2015, 11:48#3
Don't forget Bantry Bay.....wifey and I haven't. Matter of fact as a family we still chat about that awesome day. Mate, when one day you visit Sydney feel free to come and stay with us, you and yours are always welcome.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
27 Oct 2015, 12:02
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27 Oct 2015, 12:02#4
 Denny
Being in the South of Spain - remember the Alhambra - worth a visit.  Sounds a nice trip and you are indeed lucky to have done what you have done.  However, you missed out on Vienna and that is a pity.
Next visit include Vienna, St Petersburg and Istanbul in your programme.  You will indeed see some of the modern wonders of the world on such a trip.  The Hofburg and Schonbrunn in Vienna, the Winter Palace (Hermitage) in St Petersburg and the Hagia Sophia and Topkapi in Istanbul comes to mind.           
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
27 Oct 2015, 12:23
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27 Oct 2015, 12:23#5
Have you guys heard of e-mail?

"I don't want to talk about rugby . . . but let me tell you all about my sad and pathetic life anyway . . . blah blah blah . . ."

Use e-mail . . . or get a room!
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
27 Oct 2015, 12:51
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27 Oct 2015, 12:51#6
 Da Dum, Da Dum, Da Dum, Da Dum, Da Dumb!!!!
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
27 Oct 2015, 15:48
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27 Oct 2015, 15:48#7
 Hang out the bait and sure as the Lurker doesn't just grab it.....he gulps it ...works a treat....everytime. And what were you saying about your exciting life, Sphyco? C'mon tell me....cause the one and only time you visited London you had time for a gossip session with your mate, Saffex. Now you'd have to admit that there's a zillion things to do in London other than spend an evening gossiping about posters Hmmm? I'm not sure how my life can be sad when I've followed the Boks, watxhed them in the quarters and semis and even took some photos with them while you're stuck ...where did you say? Bwhahahahahaha
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
27 Oct 2015, 15:56
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27 Oct 2015, 15:56#8
Thanks for that Mike but it's hard to top the Palace of Versaiilles ,the Lourve, St Peters Basillica the Sistine Chapel and that's not getting into St Francis's Basillica in Assis or the other museums and cathedrals we've seen eg I think St Pauls Cathedral in London is very special.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
27 Oct 2015, 16:20
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27 Oct 2015, 16:20#9
Dense, I'm a bit puzzled. I've met some very ugly people in my time but - pretty much without exception - they all have some kind of feature that offsets their ugliness . . . like a great sense of humour, or a sparkling personality or else they're just really decent people . . . but you puzzle me.

Not only are you the ugliest person I've ever seen, you're also the most repulsive suck-up I've ever encountered. A grovelling, servile, arse-licking sychophant.

As if that wasn't bad enough, you're stupid to boot and you also appear to have the personality of a Gestapo officer. All in all you're about as likeable as a plate of cold vomit.

So please, Dense, tell me, do you have any redeeming features whatsoever? Please tell me, I'd genuinely like to know if you have any saving graces.

Thanks in anticipation . . . and please, don't take anything I said above to heart, I meant it all in the nicest possible way.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
27 Oct 2015, 22:22
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27 Oct 2015, 22:22#10
 Lurker is a good name for you AAS. This string is obviously not intended for you, but you are all over it like skunk spray. Denny is a ruggedly handsome fellow, not a fat little Welsh toad. He can also enjoy a glass of wine without having to call AA for permission.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
28 Oct 2015, 09:42
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28 Oct 2015, 09:42#11
Dense will be squealing with glee! Not only has all his arse-licking paid off to the extent that he finally got a reach-around from his master, but Moffie was also g'ay enough to describe him as "a ruggedly handsome fellow".

LMAO!



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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
28 Oct 2015, 11:26
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28 Oct 2015, 11:26#12
 Vintage rootiwt. Will the oak ever grow up - beter happen soon before its everlastingly too late! wehehehe and pffft.
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
28 Oct 2015, 11:42
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28 Oct 2015, 11:42#13

Rooi Rooi...You sound bitter and angry. Are you upset Hmmmm?


It's that Bantry Bay thing again hey? Yeah I know, it slime green jealousies you everytime.



I know where it hurts you Rooi, and I play you, kinda like putty between my fingers.


Say, with your good looks, smooth as sllk persona and your wonderful way with words how come you've turned into a Loser?


A man with your talents, drop dead gorgeous good looks should be shooting the breeze, on top of his game with a stellar career but instead you're stuck in a s..h..i..thole called Johannesberg.


I can understand your jealousy and bitterness Rooi, faced with a huge mortgage and rapidly closing in on retirement you don't have any options. hey? So sad, I feel for you.Things could have been so sifferent but for that Schizo gene with which you've been cursed from birth.


By the way, how's that 20yr old Renault going?


Apologies for the delay in getting back to you but I'm too busy enjoying a place called Malaga.

Here, checkout the resort Marriott Playa - Andaluza......feel free to drop by, i'll look out for you.


And oh if we don't bump into each other it's because I'm on one of the day time cruises which ferries actoss to Tangier or Gibralter.


Have to go now, it's another perfect day in paradise.

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