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Started by Rooinek26 REPLIES739 VIEWS· 01 Apr 2015, 11:34
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2015, 11:34
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01 Apr 2015, 11:34#1

At least I hope it's an April Fools joke!!!


Read here.

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
01 Apr 2015, 12:12
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01 Apr 2015, 12:12#2
 I enjoyed that one - some of the idiots on this site would not realize it is an April Fools day joke and here I include Mozart and the Dunce.  
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2015, 12:34
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01 Apr 2015, 12:34#3
Agreed, Moffie in particular would have been squealing with excitement and clutching at his tiny shrivelled dick at the prospect of his hero's return.

Don't think an old, fat and unfit Butch James could be much worse than Fransie to be honest . . . at least Butch wouldn't try kick every ball off the park.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2015, 12:39
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01 Apr 2015, 12:39#4
Just by the way, here is Planet Rugby's April Fool joke, also with Fat Fransie as the theme.
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
01 Apr 2015, 13:30
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01 Apr 2015, 13:30#5
 Just an elementary point you two should consider. Frans is not fat these days.

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
01 Apr 2015, 14:30
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01 Apr 2015, 14:30#6

That reminds me before RWC07 RooiAAS who hated Butch was pushing for Verloorius to be in the team ahead of Butch....who steered us to a WC win from the 10 berth. "Bitch" James was the AAS name for this Bok hero.

 

 

He despised two players in particulat Butch and Schalk. His favourite player in the whole world.....Luke Watson. I kid you not!

 

 

 

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2015, 14:42
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01 Apr 2015, 14:42#7
Listen to this pathetic little crybaby . . . "8 years ago Rooinek said this and Rooinek said that" . . . never mind the fact that his claims are blatant lies.

Before RWC2007? Waaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha! Truly pitiful!
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
01 Apr 2015, 14:43
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01 Apr 2015, 14:43#8
 Beeno
Find me a place where I called Fransie FAT after his return from Japan?  I have called him Frans or Francois (his real name) or Fransie.  He lost 12 kgs in weight and is now only about 2kgs overweight - so fat he is not.  

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
01 Apr 2015, 14:53
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01 Apr 2015, 14:53#9
The classics never die....like "without Spies we have two chances, slim and none and Slim just left town".  
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2015, 15:21
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01 Apr 2015, 15:21#10
Hmmmm . . . so Moffie's response to the rather embarrassing fact that he has to go back 8 years to find something silly I said (or should I say "silly" once he's quoted me out of context or manipulated what I said) . . . his response is to quote something else that I allegedly said 8 years ago.

Well bless my "soal" (sic)!

LMAO!
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
01 Apr 2015, 15:29
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01 Apr 2015, 15:29#11

"I honestly believe Spies was the one player who could have made the difference between us winning or losing the RWC and without him I dont give us a chance....not with the 'maak sag en skop' rubbish that we play under Jake White"

 

 

So much for "allegedly".  

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
01 Apr 2015, 15:46
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01 Apr 2015, 15:46#12
Spies in his day was pretty bloody useful......but he seemed to lose the hard edge....and is a real liability these days  
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2015, 15:58
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01 Apr 2015, 15:58#13
Dave, don't go spoiling Moffie's little 8 year old fantasy with things like facts.

Imagine being the kind of loser who has to go back 8 years to try and score points off someone?

Heck, never mind that . . . imagine being the kind of loser who stores quotes like that for 8 years?

LMAO!
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
01 Apr 2015, 16:00
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01 Apr 2015, 16:00#14
"Quotes" ... thanks for finally admitting the truth sucker.
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bluebokPro3,977 posts
01 Apr 2015, 16:08
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01 Apr 2015, 16:08#15
My two cents, I was also very worried when Spies pulled out of the World cup that year. He was the most dangerous attacking 8 in world rugby at the time. He never again played the way he did in 2007. Wanting him in the team was not an entirely stupid thing at the time. 
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
01 Apr 2015, 17:34
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01 Apr 2015, 17:34#16
Running through open space is entirely different from the close quarter combat of a WC. Besides which, assuming his loss totally doomed our campaign was hysterical...dontcha think?
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2015, 19:55
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01 Apr 2015, 19:55#17
Never mind Pierre Spies, what do posters think of the fact that Moffie has kept a quote of mine for 8 years?
EIGHT years!!!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
To say the poor old fossil is obsessed would be a massive understatement!
EIGHT years!!!
LMAO!
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Admit OneClub Pro389 posts
01 Apr 2015, 20:16
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01 Apr 2015, 20:16#18
 I bet you feel real smart with your fancy college words, huh?!
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2015, 20:22
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01 Apr 2015, 20:22#19
People might be wondering who Admit One is talking to but I'm actually more interested in knowing which are the "fancy college" words on this thread which have confused this sad and pathetic loser?
What's the bet he doesn't answer the question! 
LMAO!
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Admit OneClub Pro389 posts
01 Apr 2015, 20:32
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01 Apr 2015, 20:32#20
 Are you really that stupid, or did it take effort to come up with that inane statement?
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2015, 20:34
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01 Apr 2015, 20:34#21
Answer the question, chump. Which are the "fancy college" words that put you into a spin?
Be specific now.

LMAO!
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Admit OneClub Pro389 posts
01 Apr 2015, 20:41
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01 Apr 2015, 20:41#22
This stupid redneck has no idea how to debate an intellect.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2015, 20:44
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01 Apr 2015, 20:44#23
It's not a debate, chump, it's just a simple question. I would only debate with someone if I respected them and their views. You're just a loud-mouthed coward . . . as you're proving by evading and dodging a perfectly valid question. Which are the words used on this thread that you consider to be "fancy college" words?
I did bet you'd be too gutless to answer the question and my money is looking pretty safe!
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Admit OneClub Pro389 posts
01 Apr 2015, 20:48
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01 Apr 2015, 20:48#24
 The question was essentially a polite/veiled way of saying "I don't like what you're saying... go home and shut up"...
That answer your question, sonny?
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2015, 20:51
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01 Apr 2015, 20:51#25
No, it doesn't answer my question . . . but at least I won the bet that you'd be too much of a trembling coward to answer the actual question I asked. 
Run along now, little chap . . . and try to remember in future . . . don't shoot off your silly little trap unless you're prepared to stand by what you say. Okay? Good boy . . . off you go then . . .
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Admit OneClub Pro389 posts
01 Apr 2015, 20:54
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01 Apr 2015, 20:54#26
 Yo, Goober, don't get cocky with someone whose intellect is light years beyond yours.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
01 Apr 2015, 22:50
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01 Apr 2015, 22:50#27
Poor old RooiAAS.....how about a poster who hasn't grown one inch in 13 years. Same language, same homophobic comments, same nasty sarcasm, same selective obsession with spelling as if that wins the argument. But we had a bit of a break through today....using the word "quotes" he finally admitted he has been lying through his teeth for nearly eight years. Disgusting stuff from the lush.
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