So call me baby, this is my number 07538301314

Just a reminder, my mobile number is 07538301314, don't you dare chicken out yellow belly!!!

 Thats cute Dave. If I had any intentions of visiting a hole like Suffolk, I would want your address fat man! I will be there in the world cup though. Give you a hiding then?

Bet you already booked holidays over December when you thought I was coming hey fatness?

 So is that not your number fat Dave?? I will check this weekend. We can have a catch up!

I must say Dave, your post (third on this thread) is true. No need to apologise..Shezza is a twat and he does need to fuck off.

Really hilarious because you are like Shezza's master on here. He is like the shit stuck on your arse hair. He follows you around, defending you at my expense and then you turn on him! Had a good laugh.

Shezza, good life lesson for you. Mind your own business and, in the words of my new best friend, "Fuck off twat!"

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Cross words or maybe dressers? What do you think, Cloudy? Maybe your female instincts or intuition can solve this riddle... lolz

sorry , but i had to laugh at that one "  Doubt you could 'do one' over my girlfriends chest as you'd have to find the little guy first " , which one is the little guy ? the guy doing the "Do one" or your girlfriend ?

I jest , I jest. ha ha ha ha !

 Shezza..Intellect?? Where was that post?? I missed it. You dont have the intelligence to see your idol brushed you off..Sweep it under the carpet thou..Daddy Saff wont hurt you again ;-)

If the height of your intelligence is "Go do one you cunt!" then you have some serious problems moving forward. Best you find yourself a "rich" lawyer like Saff to take care of you because your'e not gona amount to much out there.

Intellect..ha ha thats the most casual use of the word I have ever seen!

In the words of Dave and I will repeat, "Shezza, fuck off you twat!"

Dave, dont act stupid..It will be a tough ask I know but try your best.

Can I go to Rob Mugabe and tell him he is a piece of shit that ruined a beautiful country and he should be strung up but a min later when he apologises to me and I say, "No problem Bob. Your'e a good man!"

Fact remains, he still knows what I think of him. Same in your case with Shezza..Didn't take you much to show your true colurs there and break his heart. You are just so lucky he is a plank or else you may be single now!

 Text to your phone when I can text you on here?? Why are you so strung up on hearing your phone beep?? Doesn't happen much does it? Try be more likeable!

I will call you but if I hearing you jerking off over my voice, I am out of there fat man!

 Your phone just rings fat man..I dialled 00447538301314 and it just rings with no answer..

 Dave, one thing I wont do is oath if I have not done something and my oath to god, I just called that number with 0044 infront. It rang about 8 to 10 times and was not answered. Either that is not your number or you are talking shit. It is a real number though as it connected through..

Are you pulling a fast one here David?? Anyone can try the number I just dialled and check..You hand a number out thats not yours fool!

 Shezza, here's one for you, you big, intelligent rugby brain..Lets not throw you in the deep end by talking rugby as clearly you are out of your depth. Lets start with an easier one..

What is a longer period of time?? 11 weeks or 5 months?? Think about this one Shezza..I will give you a clue, you have fucked it up before!

Dave, I called you from my work phone. Whether or not the number is witheld to overseas, I would not know. Its not usually withheld if I ring locally so not sure why that would change. Strange that your phone rang though brave dave!