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So call me baby, this is my number 07538301314

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
10 Nov 2013, 23:40
#41
10 Nov 2013, 23:40#41
Oh CHICKEN, you are so thick.........I have blocked numbers that are withheld, if you phoned me from a work phone and they withhold the number, it will not come through to me......regardless if it rings or not your end.......you too poor to ring from your mobile/cell phone......try that and see if I answer CHICKEN
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BoklogicPro1,978 posts
10 Nov 2013, 23:45
#42
10 Nov 2013, 23:45#42

 Even if I were poor, my iphone plan is paid for from work so makes no difference which one I call off. Just admit that the phone rang and you froze bravid...You held it in your quivering hand and couldnt come to answer it.

Duno why though, I was not gona have a mud slinging match with you. I was just gona introduce myself. No use being macho over a call..I am sure we will make a plan to meet for a few brewski's at WC time?

 

I really wanted to hear your voice so I can say I have heard stupid with my own ears..Thats all. Might have to call Shezza now to get that ticked off the old bucket list.

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
10 Nov 2013, 23:50
#43
10 Nov 2013, 23:50#43
 CHICKEN
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ShezzaPro2,471 posts
10 Nov 2013, 23:52
#44
10 Nov 2013, 23:52#44
 What are you on about 11 weeks? Pretty sure it's been 5 months since Willie was dropped from fullback in the JUNE international series.
I'm not giving my number to someone over the internet...
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BoklogicPro1,978 posts
11 Nov 2013, 00:05
#45
11 Nov 2013, 00:05#45

 No Shezza, you should try watching the games. Basson and Habana were wings against Argies with Willie at FB on 24 August..11 weeks ago einstein..

 

No one is asking for your number buddy..Especially not a girl so you pretty safe there. Its useless giving numbers anyway. Blokes give you made up numbers or sit there shaking with their phones in their hands..Ask Dave..Waste my time!

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
11 Nov 2013, 00:11
#46
11 Nov 2013, 00:11#46
Old CHICKEN is still squirming behind his keyboard.......too bloody scared to man up and phone.

Poor little CHICKEN
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ShezzaPro2,471 posts
11 Nov 2013, 00:23
#47
11 Nov 2013, 00:23#47
Said on the other thread it was my bad. Dates of rugby matches and the players positions have very little to do with rugby. Well done, you're partly qualified to become a secretary!
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BoklogicPro1,978 posts
11 Nov 2013, 00:49
#48
11 Nov 2013, 00:49#48

 And well done to you too Shezza..Like Dave, you move in to the elite class of confirmed Dumb fucks right alongside Dave and Rooipoes..Soon, you too will need to change your username to try escape it. Rooi can talk you through that though..

 

Dates of rugby matches and players positions have nothing to do with rugby?? Lets get Bryan Habana playing goal keeper on the 30th of Feb next year then hey...Sound good to you?

 

DOnt apologise though..Just work harder..

 

Dave, simple task..reverse the block on withheld numbers..Its easy to do and will sort that problem/excuse out..Has that thought not occured to you peanut??

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
11 Nov 2013, 01:27
#50
11 Nov 2013, 01:27#50
Look CHICKEN just admit you are too shit scared to meet up with me or worse still call or text me.......there is yellowbelly and then we get you.......do you think I could hurt you over the phone dumb prick.......I fully understand you running scared and back tracking on meeting up on the 12th Dec as you originally requested.......but to be scared of phoning or texting leads me to believe you must be one gibbering idiot.......poor little CHICKEN is scared 
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ShezzaPro2,471 posts
11 Nov 2013, 01:56
#51
11 Nov 2013, 01:56#51
 Boklogic, I'm pretty sure I'll be alright with all that seeing as your the new secretary, now you will have a job and won't be on the dole. Good times ahead for you. 
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ShezzaPro2,471 posts
11 Nov 2013, 02:02
#52
11 Nov 2013, 02:02#52
To be honest, all this about you wanting to fight Dave has been pretty embarrassing on your part. You've been talking about how you'd beat him up and show him how life works after it, yet when it comes to proving yourself you'v completely vanished. You're new name, Bokwimp.
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BoklogicPro1,978 posts
11 Nov 2013, 07:48
#53
11 Nov 2013, 07:48#53
Dave, do you meant to watch your phone ring, quiver and not answer then come and tell the board that your phone mysteriously blocks withheld numbers?? Why was it ringing some 10 times you pussy!
Shezza, vanished?? Not at all buddy..I have two options for you..Either chip in with Dave and get me there to hand out this hiding or "fuck off you twat!" Still laugh when I think of that!
Realistically, who is gona pay thousands of dollars to go give someone a smack? Firstly Dave will be in an underground bunker if he knew I was coming, secondly, the fat oke will charge me at the cop shop!
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
11 Nov 2013, 08:17
#54
11 Nov 2013, 08:17#54
 Hmmmmm all very mysterious seems Boklogic is phoning Dave but snapsters phone blocks the calls and he wont undo the Bloc.Well its all a bit of a yaaaaaawn. handbags at 12,0000 Km stuff.Would you to wannabee puglists please grow up. If that's not possiblke take this childish behaviour off line. You are making these daft kiwi bird brains look good when we are supposed to be mentoring them in matters pertaining to rugby and life.
Snapster and Boklogic have put us to shame like those bent nz refs put the kiwis to shame.                       = 
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BoklogicPro1,978 posts
11 Nov 2013, 09:27
#55
11 Nov 2013, 09:27#55
 Fully agree with you Beeno..It has gone past the point of stupid now..Sitting at work wasting my time dialling fake numbers..It is laughable that all this is happening when realistically, we cant see each other but during the WC, I definitely wana meet the Saff man. Not in an aggressive way (unless thats what he wishes) but just to see who this bloke is and what has made him so angry at life. I reckon we would get on well over a couple beers and good tunes at the local rugby club ;-)
Currently I have no interest in meeting Shezza though..I dont think I would enjoy a glass of chardonnay over Cyndi Lauper's "girls just wana have fun." ha ha only taking the piss Shezza..Ur alright!
Again, you are right though Beeno..Just like you are right about a Bok takeover in 2014..We should be doing our bit to prepare the Kiwi's for this fall from the platform they have put themselves on. The platform is rocking already and their legs are tiring..They have read into some of the scores being put against them this year and they know all is not well in defence land.. We must do more to cushion the blow or break their fall in some way. We know suicide in NZL is out of hand..We can not afford to lose our board brothers!
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
11 Nov 2013, 14:35
#56
11 Nov 2013, 14:35#56
CHICKEN, do you honestly think I would post my number on this board you thick prick?  
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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
11 Nov 2013, 15:06
#57
11 Nov 2013, 15:06#57
 
Careful Logic ... this wimp is more likely to pee on your shoe than give you a beating ...


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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
11 Nov 2013, 15:09
#58
11 Nov 2013, 15:09#58
Oh CancerCunt, let me guess a big tough guy like you would sort me out.......are you not dead yet, that cancer not set in? Hopefully sooner than later and may it be a long and painful death!!  
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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
11 Nov 2013, 15:30
#59
11 Nov 2013, 15:30#59
 
I wouldn't waste my time on you, Stupid.

If you roll over though ... or play dead ... I may give your yello ... errrh ... pink belly a little scratch, if you like ... hey boy??!!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaa.

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BoklogicPro1,978 posts
11 Nov 2013, 20:43
#60
11 Nov 2013, 20:43#60

 So you calling me "chicken" because my choice in a holiday destination isn't Suffolk but you dont have the balls to post a correct number? Is that what you saying Dave?

 

To answer your question yellow belly..No...I didnt think you would honestly do that because you are not an honourable man..I dont want to talk to you over the phone..I want to meet you in person. I want to see if you have the balls to talk like you do and call me a twat when I am standing in front of you. I am not saying I am anything to be feared but I can also guarantee that you would be chalk and cheese in person vs over the net is what we can compare you to.

Cowardly, insignificant bloke is my assumption of you.

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
11 Nov 2013, 22:41
#61
11 Nov 2013, 22:41#61
 Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
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Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
12 Nov 2013, 00:20
#62
12 Nov 2013, 00:20#62
You seem tired el beeno.  Too many late nights trying to reconcile how the Boks lost the stats, won the score board & won the game, lol 
Does that fit with you conclusions on recent Bok games against the Mighty ABs (RWC champions)
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
12 Nov 2013, 00:38
#63
12 Nov 2013, 00:38#63
CHICKEN, I could just be playing you again........did my phone ring or not.........CHICKEN stems from that botched meet on the 12th Dec........you are too shit scared of a beating CHICKEN.......but I am bored with this now, you are a waste of fucking space with no brains......so do me a favour and fuck off CHICKEN........bye, bye or is it quack, quack......shit thats a duck.

Get in touch with me if you are ever man enough to practice what you preach, blowhard
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BoklogicPro1,978 posts
12 Nov 2013, 08:56
#64
12 Nov 2013, 08:56#64
 Yeah Dave, your'e a scary bloke at 5ft high and about as wide...We will meet come WC and I will make a man of you then..Thats my promise to you fatness...
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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
12 Nov 2013, 09:44
#65
12 Nov 2013, 09:44#65
 
Send me some pics, Logic.

I wanna see what the chubster looks like with his foot up his ass.

That's sure to cheer me up.




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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
12 Nov 2013, 12:34
#66
12 Nov 2013, 12:34#66
 JW I have been busy. I have actually just recently come accross something of real interest and am contemplating inviting folk here to participate. One thing I am satisfied about is our being the better team this year even if the old scoreboArd doesnt reflect that. 
I see wee cc has joined in the pre primary hand bags at 12,000 km comedy.I appeal to snapster and boklogic to grow and stop making us saffas look bad. I make no such appeal to wee cc who is simple unable.Lift yo ur game cc Bwahahahahahahahaha
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
12 Nov 2013, 13:02
#67
12 Nov 2013, 13:02#67
 Cloudy I am not sure how worthy you all are. Will oaks be able to grasp it. Are you entrepreneurial or NATO types (NO action talk only)?
I will have to ponder the matter deeply and make a decision.  Fact is the opportunity is massive. Could lead to ou rooitwit being able to sell his citroen as scrap and buy a real car etc. Hahahahahahaha Boklogic will be able to afford a ticket to the UK to go and bop poor snapster or vice versa. 


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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
12 Nov 2013, 13:13
#68
12 Nov 2013, 13:13#68
I have also to consider the dangers here Cloudy. I mean could an oak like warped dud survive being rich? It could destroy folks.However I suppose one has to treat folk as adults even though snapster, boklogic and wee cc are cause for great concern!    Could you perhaps have a word with the boys?
Let me scrape something together and post some details and we will see what happens. This is a mean boil Cloudy. 
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
12 Nov 2013, 14:14
#69
12 Nov 2013, 14:14#69
Nownow Cloudy boiling ou boklogic and snapster would be detrimental to the pot - given the girth of therse tw opugliest wannabees.No doubt waped dud behaves at home as his wife must have him in tow! HahahahahahaI will share it with you lot in due course.Simon and Garfunkel stood on street corners so dont dispise that.Nice version of Cathys song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FE6JTtCLK0
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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
12 Nov 2013, 14:53
#71
12 Nov 2013, 14:53#71
 
I saw a cartoon strip in a magazine the other day depicting 3 cannibals standing around a large black pot on a fire, cooking some poor devil they'd managed to capture.

One of them was sprinkling what looked like spices into the mix for flavour I guess.

Is that what you'd call a traditional Maori boil up? 
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WardadPro6,663 posts
12 Nov 2013, 16:07
#72
12 Nov 2013, 16:07#72
 So are you using the pyramid model beaner or the more up to date inverted tetrahedron ? You do know ponzi isnt an Italian car dont you ? hahahaha  I hope the boks keep you happy by not winning the scoreboard portion of the game ,us wee Kiwis will take the points thank you!.Thank you for the kind words Cloudy ,I will e-mail you some pics of the Kids and I at supanova [ I am the one with the pointy ears and the old school star trek uniform ! }looking like space demon santa ,one little kid actually called me that dunno why I wasnt being all that jovial hahaha!

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
21 Jan 2016, 07:19
#73
21 Jan 2016, 07:19#73
' Cheap, cheap cheap' .... .waaaaaaaaahahaha. 
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
21 Jan 2016, 11:01
#74
21 Jan 2016, 11:01#74
Who the f is that Moffie?  
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
21 Jan 2016, 16:21
#75
21 Jan 2016, 16:21#75
 Cheap ....cheap....cheap.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
21 Jan 2016, 16:32
#76
21 Jan 2016, 16:32#76
Dead man walking  
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
21 Jan 2016, 16:40
#77
21 Jan 2016, 16:40#77
 You have to love it. The fat fool is trying to call somebody a chicken, and he comes up with "cheap, cheap, cheap". I guess spell check missed that one....hahaha.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
21 Jan 2016, 16:42
#78
21 Jan 2016, 16:42#78
Dead man walking is so clever.......play on words you idiot  
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
21 Jan 2016, 16:48
#79
21 Jan 2016, 16:48#79
 Balls.....a spelling error of the kind you used to make in every post before you got spell check. I'm sure you remember the laughter that accompanied your many goofs.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
21 Jan 2016, 16:58
#80
21 Jan 2016, 16:58#80

PUN Moffie its a PUN


You have been owned once again  

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