Some good Ozzie jokes about kiwis

How do you like my avatar...Ozzie Army.

An Australian schoolteacher explains to her class that she is a Wallabies fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Wallabies fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Wallabies fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Wallabies fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I am an All Blacks fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you an All Blacks fan?" "Because my mum is an All Blacks fan and my dad is an All Blacks fan, so I'm an All Blacks fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be an All Blacks fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?"

"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Wallabies fan." 

No bocklogic. This picture is evidence of something else entirely.

The caption should read "the bribe that failed". Bryce is saying: "Look John, that makes twice you have tried to buy me off (see he is holding up two fingers). Just play the game mate!"

Could this be evidence that Beeno was looking for, is he really a visionary and astute observer of human nature? I leave it for you to decide

 @ never_wins, I think old Bryce should have taken that "bribe" from Johnny boy hey. Maybe that way he would have kept his job, been allowed back in SA and the world would not know him as a dirty Kiwi cheat.

Suppose Australia is closer than SA for him to holiday in and after his shambles in the Aus v Ireland game, had Aussies lost again, he might have been banned from there. He had to make a choice. The logical one would have been to be a man of honour and integrity but he is kiwi afterall so there was never any chance of that!

 No mate. The man lost his job and it was a poor reflection on NZL and their refs were again exposed to the world as cheats.

That offered some consolation!

Hakwa that was the little dumb blonde joke.

 Another senseless and irrelevant contribution by our friend Black Adder but...

 Every ref has a poor game? So Bryce had 2 in as many games. Firstly Aus v Ireland and SA v AUS. Is it coincidence that the 2 biggest and most talked about upsets in the tournament were reffed by Bryce Lawrence..You reckon just an off day hey..For 160 minutes he was off??

I dont buy the bullshit of ref's having an off day. Players have an off day where nothing goes right for them. Conditions and preparation play a part in this but the rules of rugby never change. Offside will always be offsides. Hands in rucks and knock ons will always be that. Ref's need only 1 thing to do their job. Eyes! They would not be refs if they were not fit enough, didnt know the rules and never had a whistle. Their only requirement that can not be taught is their eyes!

There is no way possible that a ref can make that many mistakes with his own eyes and not be cheating.

Hell Wardad, your word means nothing right now, the rest of the world, including Aussies, questioned this game!

Ha ha having a poor game's se poes! A poor decision here and there, fine! A poor call everytime a team looks like scoring...Come on..John Smit is not one to show emotion regarding a ref and he slammed Bryce! It was that poor. Bryce listened to nothing John said!

Brycy can take his apology and stick it up his ass. It was not a mistake so how about an admission then apology. Better yet, go stand in Loftus and apologise to the fans you robbed there you cowardly piece of shit!

 Wardad I am not interested in hearsay. Were you in the pub? Don't believe everything you read!

All Blacks were beaten (by a forward pass) but it was just one of those things. One shit call. All Blacks will put 6 or 7 tries on the French every other year but a world cup finals game. Why is that? They choke against them and show them too much respect. It was no one but the AB's fault they never scored more points.

 Bryce cheated all game. SA were 5m's out a handful of times and every time the attacking team is penalised when Pocock has his hands all over it. You can not tell me Bryce thought all of that was legal. You really dont have a case. If Barnes was ever stood down, it would be caused by the outcry of Kiwi's wanting a result. They would have investigated and reinstated Barnes. Not the case with Bryce. He is fucked!

Yep there's no doubt at all that Bryce is a 100% certified cheat - but it wasn't just limited to the rigged RWC 2011... he'd been practicing his dark arts for years......... anyway lets talk more recent history -

HOW ABOUT THAT AMERICAS CUP CHOKE????

hahhahaah funny as................... $100mil CHOKE.............. idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That could have bought a lot of fush and chups for the sheep..........................