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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
29 Oct 2013, 13:36
#41
29 Oct 2013, 13:36#41
Baboon-ou, if you actually take the trouble to open your eyes and look, you'll notice that becs uses a lower case "b" for her name. Duh-huh!

You are honestly the last person who should be calling anyone else stupid. I reckon even Smallcock is brighter than you.
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
29 Oct 2013, 13:48
#42
29 Oct 2013, 13:48#42
I am well aware of Bec's attempts at being modest. However that is her issue. Proper grammar requires you start a sentence with a capital rooitwit. Names also require a capital. So it's a double error!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwahhaahhaahhahaha the jalo turns a brighter shade of crimson! 
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becsPro4,378 posts
29 Oct 2013, 14:04
#43
29 Oct 2013, 14:04#43
 You know what ? I actually didn't ever register myself, someone else did it for me....I don't ever call myself becs, small b or otherwise But certain males in my life have done so and I answer to most things.....
He said my other names were all in use anyway, being common as I am and I don't have a " Nickname ", never been a fan of those really, so he registered me as becs and he didn't put a capital on the b. I would have done so. So you all put one or don't, I'm not fussed.

I always want to put a capital for a name, if I am responding to someone specific. But I notice a lot of folk don't have one on their names. Do I simply respond to them as they are registered ? You see, that bothers me. What is the etiquette here ? Even after all these years, things do worry me and I don't wish to seem impolite.....


I have to say though, I'm very used to being called becs/Becs now....and some people say it very nicely indeed
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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
29 Oct 2013, 14:30
#44
29 Oct 2013, 14:30#44
 
Aaaah ... there you are.

That's more like the becs I know.




 
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becsPro4,378 posts
29 Oct 2013, 14:46
#45
29 Oct 2013, 14:46#45
 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, but CleanCut......you don't know me at all
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
29 Oct 2013, 14:54
#46
29 Oct 2013, 14:54#46

If ever we needed confirmation of how bloody THICK Boktwat is.......see above.

 

 

As I said, IQ must be less than 20.

 

 

Good one Boktwat, why not just resort to your usual 'come fight me' tactics.......that's just as funny as your stupidity 

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
29 Oct 2013, 15:32
#47
29 Oct 2013, 15:32#47
Much Ado About Nothing. RIP rooi is still laughing hilariously about a spelling issue....after 24 hours. Becs is on her favourite topic....talking about becs.
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becsPro4,378 posts
29 Oct 2013, 15:41
#48
29 Oct 2013, 15:41#48
 And Mozart's favourite thing in the world is Saffex. Anything he says. he has to disagree with and then go on about it for years and years. Possibly throwing in a lie or twelve about him into the bargain Strange really. For one man to be so obsessed about another, but there you go. That's our Mozart. And we wouldn't have him any other way....although Saffex might

Oh yes, I almost forgot, he won't ever mention himself or his houses ( plural ) or his cars or his amazing qualifications, where he's just been playing golf and most certainly not his strange but obsessive hatred of the English. Nope, he won't do that, so please don't expect him to


Phew, glad we got that cleared up.

Now, let's get back to Mozart and his pontifications on why Saffex is always but always wrong, shall we ? It's so very illuminating and most enjoyable. I know I never grow tired of it

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
29 Oct 2013, 15:47
#49
29 Oct 2013, 15:47#49
 Ooooh that hurt.
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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
29 Oct 2013, 15:52
#50
29 Oct 2013, 15:52#50
 
I think that the little I know of you is more than enough for me.

Never been too partial to sour, sorry for myself types.

Like you said ... we speak a different language. 

I speak my mind and you hide yours in subtle tongue in cheek sarcasm.

Reckon we're from different planets.


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BoklogicPro1,978 posts
29 Oct 2013, 21:08
#51
29 Oct 2013, 21:08#51

 Becs: Oh boy, I don't think I've laughed so much in ages!

 

If this is true Becs and a spelling error gives you this much satisfaction and your hardest laugh in ages, then I can see why you are the bitter sourpuss that you are. You really need more excitement in your life. Have you tried finding a man or is being the only girl amongst men on a rugby site all the attention you need?

 

Are we seriously making this a spelling class now because I am sure at some time or another, everyone has incorrectly spelled a word. No egg on my face for that. Jalapeno, rooitwit or whoever you are today, if you want to see a real egg on the face moment, look no further than your post on fat Dave's thread where you accuse me of being a racist but crucially forgot to read your boy Dave's post. That is reason to laugh! Like true Jalapeno though, you tucked the tail firmly between the legs and you were out of there.

 

Becs, can you really say Mozart is lying about anything he may have told the fat man that turns up to a posh venue with no jacket when they were friendly? You know Becs, its not uncommon for a person to own more than 1 house. I know you thinking, "Wow, he would have to have some real money to afford that!" but thats where his quals through education comes in Becs. Education, you should get some and you too might be able to afford the finer things in life like internet so you can create your own username hey becs!

 

My dad owns his house in Durban that he has had for 23 years, owns his house here in NZL and a second "investment" property in NZL that my sister, her Kiwi partner and their baby rent from him. You wana tell me that he is lying too because he owns houses (plural)?

 

Mozart should be proud of what he has achieved in his life, not exploited by muppets like you at an attempt to get a laugh. What has he got to prove to you or anyone on here? Had Moz said he was spiderman and owned half the world, I might have said, "Probably not!" A few houses?? Come on Becs, its only you that battles to wrap your small mind around it but then again, you dont own much. Not even your username!

 

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
29 Oct 2013, 21:19
#52
29 Oct 2013, 21:19#52
Wehe, the penny finally drops . . . 32 hours later!
And so it begins . . . Smallcock bragging about the alleged properties his Daddy owns. Wow, Daddy must have run a mock in the property market! 
I've seen this desperate need for attention and recognition before on message boards . . . it won't be long before Smallcock is trying to impress everyone because he drives a "MacClarrin" (sic).
Waaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
29 Oct 2013, 21:38
#53
29 Oct 2013, 21:38#53
 Becs is definely not a bitter sour puss!!! What complete rubbish. She is actually an amazing person who deals with some very difficult health issues in a amazingly brave and cheerful way.Rooitwit do you still drive that old bee tle of yours. 
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BoklogicPro1,978 posts
29 Oct 2013, 21:52
#54
29 Oct 2013, 21:52#54

 Yeah Rooi, I must be really successful in life hey. My 58 year old father owns 3 properties so yeah, I guess I really made it.

 

Rooi, I live 2 hours away from my family. I dont own my own home. I rent with my girlfriend. I dont claim anything! I drive a Holden commodore series 2 SV6 which is a company car. I did own my own Holden commodore omega but sold it when I was gifted/issued a company vehicle.


In terms of buying a house, that is on the cards and something we have spoken about but my girlfriend works for an Australian owned company as their HR manager. They are based in Brisbane but are shifting to Sydney and want her to be based at head office. With the warmer weather there, it looks like that is likely where we will be in the not so distant future.


I don't need to lie on a message board or make out that I am something that I'm not. I found this site because I am extremely passionate about SA rugby and discussing rugby with other South Africans makes me feel closer to home. That's how it started out.


Along the way, I came across okes like Dave that clearly think they are superior in their knowledge of the game and will trample anyone who dares disagree with him and speak to them how he would never do in real life and okes like u that have less interest in the game than attacking other posters. U have had to change your name because u have been found out.


Anyway, that's what makes this board what it is I guess so if u can't beat em, join em!


I don't have anything to prove to you. I am happy in my real life. I don't need to make one up. Is it so hard for okes to believe a guy of Mozarts age can be successful? That he can own a few properties?

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Kayne WestRookie28 posts
29 Oct 2013, 22:11
#55
29 Oct 2013, 22:11#55

Translation - i 'm still living at home with my mummy at age 30 and sponging off my parents... but prostitution helps pay the board.

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
29 Oct 2013, 22:14
#56
29 Oct 2013, 22:14#56
Don't worry BL RIP's Renault has been on hire/purchase for the last 12 years....hahahaha.   
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
29 Oct 2013, 22:19
#57
29 Oct 2013, 22:19#57
Smallcock, I'm not sure what I said that made you feel the need to blurt out your extremely dull and boring life story but I can assure you that you seriously overestimate my interest in where you live, what you do or how many hours you live away from Mummy.
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Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
29 Oct 2013, 22:30
#58
29 Oct 2013, 22:30#58
well reading this confirms it, we desperately need a rugby game to talk about - It's only Tuesday!! Going to be a long wait.
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Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
29 Oct 2013, 22:36
#59
29 Oct 2013, 22:36#59
Come on Mozart; Rooinek; Boklogic; Becs start thinking about your predictions & post them on this thread http://www.sarugby.com/forum.cfm?threadid=6973
It will give us something else to talk about (and rugby related).
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BoklogicPro1,978 posts
29 Oct 2013, 23:13
#60
29 Oct 2013, 23:13#60

 Kanye West, another mole with nothing to add. Get a life bro!

 

Rooipoes, exactly the response I wanted from you. You are so predictable. Overestimate you interest on where I live?? uh-oh, is this the same man that has questioned my choice to live in NZL on numerous posts before? You seemed to care a whole lot when it suited you.

 

I just wanted to confirm that you have no interest in blogging like an adult but you will take anything you can turn into a negative and run with it.

My plot was to come across like a drivelling baby that feels sorry for myself and watch you run with it and you took it hook line and sinker.

 

It must suck being you Rooi. So desperately unhappy in your own life and "achievements" to date that you feel the need to attack others. I am just a little confused at the moment is all Rooi. I mean, you cared so much about where I was a few days ago and now that it suits you on a different thread, you dont care at all?

 

Do you not realise that you speak so much shit and so ingrained with hatred to the world that you forgetting what you say on other threads when the time suits? Egg on the face constantly!

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
29 Oct 2013, 23:50
#61
29 Oct 2013, 23:50#61
Ah so now we have Boktwat an authority on my meeting with Moz.......wow, how fucking stupid is this prick?

And you have a girlfriend, you are either lying or she is butt ugly and desperate.......no one can have true feelings for an ugly dumb stringbean, who beats his chest on a messageboard.

As for Becs, she is anything but a sourpuss, she knows more about rugby than you will ever no, that's not saying much given how little you know and she is hot, I bet she would knock the socks off the sad excuse you have for a girlfriend


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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
30 Oct 2013, 00:00
#62
30 Oct 2013, 00:00#62
Ah the meeting that launched a thousand  posts. I'd set matters straight but then RIProoi would have a kanipshin about me being a member of a  Belgravia club. So no, that meeting never happened.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
30 Oct 2013, 00:28
#63
30 Oct 2013, 00:28#63
I took ownership of the Belgravia club 3 weeks ago, your membership has been terminated!
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
30 Oct 2013, 00:48
#64
30 Oct 2013, 00:48#64

Yes and Barlee is your new bouncer!

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
30 Oct 2013, 00:50
#65
30 Oct 2013, 00:50#65
 Brilliant
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BoklogicPro1,978 posts
30 Oct 2013, 02:22
#66
30 Oct 2013, 02:22#66

 I guess you will never know how "hot" my girlfriend is Dave. You will just have to keep summizing. What we do know though is that you are one ugly mofo. Little clue, dont use an unflattering photo of you all red in the face from taking a dump in some outside toilet or are you pissed, squatting with a quart bottle between your legs? You look like one of those pieces of shit. Dont drink on anti-booze tablets..It makes you blotchy!

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
30 Oct 2013, 08:30
#67
30 Oct 2013, 08:30#67
 Moz wee barlee your bouncer - hahhahahahahahaha hilarious. Moz barlee is just a weak person. The basis of that weakness is his lack of principles. he is like the wind that gets tossed this way and that. I mean take his latest gaffe. He heralds himself as the great unbanner changing his avatar to reflect this. To much trumpeting he announces he is unbaning all the okes who had been banned. He clearly expects an avalanche of the bannned beating at his door desparate to return. But low and behold nobody does! Nobody but the highly esteemed and forgiving and malice free Beeno. But this does not please the usual little cabal and the drama queen bedpan bursts into tears. It is out of here until Beeno is banned he squeaks. It flounces off. The cabal voice their displeasure but the great unbanner stands firm!!However the cabal decide to attack Beeno and cause enough trouble to ensure Beeno is banned again. They know their man and know barleee is their plaything. Beeno of course also knows this but is always willing the kick the butt of these squealers. The discourse is interrupted when Beeno goes away for the weekend. I come back and am amazed to find 550 odd posts on the thread with 3500 odd views. Looking through them I find some not too comlementary so I kick a few butts and the squeals ascend to barlee's throne. Meanwhile much behind the scenes activity by the attack pack. Things appear to have calmed down but up jumps the great unbanner and declares he has chosen bedpan and Beeno as he is not the chosen. As there is no one else who has come back the great unbanner reverts back to being simply barlee again. Man its actually brilliant comedy - you couldnt scipt it better!   I see that hawkeye, who became faulke urge is now james hunt -  hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha Gossip girls is now the gossip  secction. Personally I think gossip girls was far the better name as it reflected the activities there so accurately and the quality of its members. To be fair ones posts were often moved there by herr hunt so some folk musnt be blamed.Then the OZ and NZ boards stand unused. It's a shame really. Maybe one day the penny will drop for ou barlee. The board will only succeed when its is run properly and not at his convenience and whim, the convenience of herr hunt and above all the convenience of that wee attack pack. Oh if only they would listen to Beeno's wise words.  The thing is because the advice comes from me they wont listen even though its the very thing that is necessary  However on this score I cant be totally certain as I have already forced a name change re gossip girls 
Other than that Bokl ogic retain a sense of humour please and dont take matters too seriously. Some oaks are not open to logic.

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poi-ePro1,044 posts
30 Oct 2013, 08:44
#68
30 Oct 2013, 08:44#68
 Maybe, just maybe it's because they just don't want a twat like you on their board, you should probably come to terms with it instead of getting on your soap box about it every 5 minutes....
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
30 Oct 2013, 09:13
#69
30 Oct 2013, 09:13#69
Ah poooooie makes a welcome return. Pooooie please oak your grip on time is way way out. No mention of the SS board goings on has arisen in a fairly long time. Moz's joke re barlee reminded me of this very funny episode.Seems I am one of many the cabal didnt like hence the great unbanning. Great expectations from barlee but zero realisations - why was that one wonders. BwahahahahahahaLighten up oak - try a bit of comfort food - some nice fat bread? Where is that sunny polynesian outlook?
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poi-ePro1,044 posts
30 Oct 2013, 09:33
#70
30 Oct 2013, 09:33#70
 Well I'm pretty sure we're all familiar with your little SS episode by now, you acted like a twat, you were banned, begged for forgiveness, invited back, acted like a twat, you were banned, tried repeatedly to sneak back on despite slagging them off whenever the subject came up on on this board, and you're clearly not over it....we get it .
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
30 Oct 2013, 10:44
#71
30 Oct 2013, 10:44#71
Well, we wouldn't want to have a "kanipshin" (sic) while driving around in our "MacClarrin""(sic), would we?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!

Watch the "kanipshin" that follo ws this!
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BoklogicPro1,978 posts
30 Oct 2013, 10:57
#72
30 Oct 2013, 10:57#72
 Is that all u got Rooi?? U clutching at straws now buddy...
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
30 Oct 2013, 11:08
#73
30 Oct 2013, 11:08#73
Oh look, it's Smallcock! Smallcock, when can we expect Volume II of the story of your sad and pathetic life? Volume I was so fascinating I just can't wait!
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kingcornPro3,695 posts
30 Oct 2013, 12:08
#74
30 Oct 2013, 12:08#74
 When are you oaks going to talk rugby? 
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becsPro4,378 posts
30 Oct 2013, 12:14
#75
30 Oct 2013, 12:14#75
 Ah, the misnomer that is Boklogic has finally realised what was so funny after all. Phew, it only took...how many days was that ?
As I said initially, yes, it is Saffex who is the stupid one around here

Just because someone registered a name on my computer doesn't mean it isn't mine, my dear. It is and I had to keep it as all other versions of my actual name....REBECCA...were taken on that site. As I said, I don't much go in for nicknames.
And if you want to talk about education etc, be my guest. I think you might well be barking up the wrong tree if you think I'm as much of an imbecile as you are
I have also never said anyone is lying about owning property, to me that is a given. I had my own flat in Surrey even when I was a student. I don't think that grown men and women wouldn't own their own properties.....even in the plural there, Boklogic !!

I also know more about Saffex than any of you will ever know, having known him very well for over 5 years, so I don't think you can really tell me anything anyone says about his appearance/life is true if I know it not to be.


As for getting myself a man, oh dear, I know, I have to live off the vicarious attention of faceless little boys like you, thousands of miles away via a computer screen. Because I am but a largely housebound, hideously unattractive cripple. It's a tragic tale, but you all get me through the days and weeks of my pitiful existance and I thank you for that, from the bottom of my cold and unloved heart

Just because I'm a female who likes all manner of Sport, especially Rugby, don't try and pull that pathetic line and make it about attention seeking or me fancying the players simply because I might well understand the game, alright you little chauvinist ? I'm sure I've been watching the game since before you were born, so get over it.


Apologies Mozart. I have had to " talk about myself ". He made some assumptions, I am allowed a right of reply.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
30 Oct 2013, 12:52
#76
30 Oct 2013, 12:52#76
becs, trust me, the last person you need to apologise to is the deceitful, childish and pompous old coward Moffie.

Moffie has bragged about his house (which from the photos that he put up looks like the most tacky and ostentatious eyesore imaginable), his car (specifically the "MacClarrin"), his IQ (as if anyone is dumb enough to believe it even has three digits), his golf club (those poor bastards), his overseas trips (alleged), his memberships of stuffy old clubs, his school, his university, his alleged PHD, his job, his physical appearance and pretty much anything else you can think of. The drunken and self-absorbed old relic even boasts about his wine and whiskey collections. Note also that without exception, whatever Moffie (aka Walter Mitty) is currently bragging about is always so much better than anyone else's.

You apologising to Moffie because you mentioned a few personal details (heartfelt and honest ones as well) on the board is akin to a well-meaning but naive politician apologising to Robert Mugabe for corruption.
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becsPro4,378 posts
30 Oct 2013, 13:00
#77
30 Oct 2013, 13:00#77
 Well, I was getting the apology in before I was accused of doing something I wasn't....yet again, Rooinek

You'd be amazed about the things I've been alleged to have done, you know.....I think single handedly closing down one of the old Rugby sites was probably the pinnacle of my powers though. That has to be up there, even on the list of wild and untrue allegations that have been thrown at me over the years !!


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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
30 Oct 2013, 14:52
#78
30 Oct 2013, 14:52#78

Boktwat one certainty, is that I am better looking than you!!

 

 

What I look like can be verified by a few sources on this site that have met me in person.

 

 

We have seen a photo of your ugly mug, you are no competition at all and there is no way given your stupidity and looks that you will have landed yourself a hot babe - no chance

 

 

 

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becsPro4,378 posts
30 Oct 2013, 15:05
#79
30 Oct 2013, 15:05#79
 I haven't seen him ! Anyway, I don't actually go around commenting on people and their looks unless I am forced to.

The kindly Sebastien Chabal inferred I must be a hideous troll a few weeks back because I am English, which I felt was rather unpleasant. I might well be, but that isn't fair to tar my fellow English women with the same brush ! I told him, and some of the others who had enquired as to what I looked like, that I am visible on the side of the page on the Facebook pics. I'm not hiding from anyone with a fake picture
We are what we are, sadly !!


Who we are and what we look like should really be of no consequence really, you know.
But people keep making it so.


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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
30 Oct 2013, 15:15
#80
30 Oct 2013, 15:15#80

Well at 115kg how good looking can one possibly be.

At 5ft 10 that would result in at least three chins ... a fat ruddy face ... an enormous belly that hangs like a sack over your genitals ...saggy man boobs ... probably has you breathing heavily at every step ... producing constant perspiration and with it an odour ... and it wouldn't surprise me either if you suffered from a severe case of flatulence. 

To top it all, I reckon your probably only capable of getting it on with the missus for around 2 minutes at a time ... before collapsing on your back begging for oxygen ...

Hmmmmmm ... good looking??? ... I dunno ...

Well if one's going for the obese neanderthal type then I guess your their man.




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