Stormers vs Dragons talkie talks

The Welsh boys are outphysicalling the Stormers. Willemse picked up and casually held waiting for the whistle.

Long break for an injury...

Scrum...

Reset...

Free kick Stompies

Well we're still waiting for one proper scrum aren't we?

Another kick too deep.

Sacha with a nice dab into space, but the bounce doesn't play along for the Stormers.

Roos throws something resembling a godawful pass. Dragons has it. They kick it dead.

This ref is a curse.

Another kak game so far

Not much shape to the game after that fast start.

Dang, the Stompies cheerleaders looking...spicy.

I wonder if Draad is watching them more than the rugby.

Now you stoppa de nonsense, you playa de good, I giva de penoltee fora de blue team.

Sacha spectacularly shanks the attempted penalty goal.

Sacha going for 3 from halfway after a scrum penalty

...he misses badly

7-0 to the Stompies with the score unchanged

LOL, Stormers forwards getting no change out of their carries into the Dragons defense.

Sacha demonstrating he is human after all

Dragons on the other hand is busting the advantage line with every carry.

You holda on to de balla, I blowa de wheestle. De Villiers wins the penalty on the ground.

My word the Stormers are playing badly.

Great try Stormers off the quick throw. Dweba with a terrific offload outside to Senatla after creating space with the inside angled run.

There’s a fine try….great offload by Dweba

Now Plum, don't be cynical :)

Dwebs!!!

That was amazing!

Great run, great offload.

Stomers scoring in the corner after Joseph makes the run and of his life

Haha I'm having dinners...will be quiet for a while

I wonder if Draad is watching them more than the rugby.

Oh he's watching them.

Senatla and Willemse combines for another one.

Dragons got themselves all bunched up in the middle there creating the space outside.

And another one…good perseverance by Willemse

19-0

The Italian Stallion is checking for a high hit on Sacha.

Maka de peektoor beeggor, I forgotta my glasses ata de hotel.

Oh FFS there's nothing in that, carry on.

If anything the tackle on Sacha was high….this is nonsense

Or whatever they're checking, I don't have sound so no idea what's going on. Slaapman ends up with a card.

Try reversed? Such bullshit. 14-0

Well at last a proper scrum to end the half.

Apparently you now can’t twist in the tackle even if the neck isn’t involved…not a big deal here but imagine this call in a close test.

We must write Meloni so she can deport this idiot somewhere where they don't play rugby.

I almost choked on my dinner at that yellow card.

This ref...

Lovely little offload to get the Dragons though there

Whoa what a pass by Dragons, that deserved a try. Great move stopping tackle by Gelant though.

I wonder if this ref and his brother will ever actually rescue the princess