Stormers vs Dragons talkie talks

Stormers scrum penalized, easy 3 if Dragns want it. They tap though.

I wonder if this ref and his brother will ever actually rescue the princess

More like they'll give her a yellow card for twisting in her sleep.

Dragons muscle over, their physical dominance had to start counting somewhere.

And the Dragons get some reward!

They miss the cinversion

14-5

No extras, 14-5

Kick the three, eat up some yellow time.

Some kung fu from Senatla

Show us more of the Welsh physio...

She's so...professional.

17-5

Jesus Plum leave the ladies alone, let Draad have his fun.

17-5 to the Stompies as Sacha slots a penalty

Slaapman back on.

Marcel with a terrific break and Ungerer scores. Who saw that coming!

I'll leave her but I just wanna find out how much she squats...

And also if she has a boyfriend.

Sacha kicks it like he's paid to miss.

22-5

Stompies score!

Lovely try.

Fancy that, the modern game and a 100kg guys steps through midfield to put a backline player away for a try.

Sacha missed the conversion ...

22-5

Dragons now getting some tackle medicine from the Stormers. Good punt into the corner though.

Fancy that, the modern game and a 100kg guys steps through midfield to put a backline player away for a try.

Well Marcel is now challenging Roos at 12. You have some selection conundrums coming up.

Hartzenberg on for Senatla, who's had a good game.

Aaand Gelant passes to no one, but the Stormers manage to regain momentum. Then they run into each other. Then Roos passes to no one.

Lots of Galant syndrome in that passage of play

Roos no look pass to Gelant and misses him….now you know how it feels Warrick!

Bit of Sharks syndrome as well. Sometimes I get the feeling they're trying to be just a little too cute instead of just doing the simple basic things right.

Cute looks great when it works, but pretty stupid when it doesn't.

I’m missing the sheer pace of JJ Julius

Handbags, quality stuff, not knockoffs.

Leinster is destroying Zebre, 62-0.

Aspinal vs Prada, Gucci hovering on the side.

25 mins to go and the Stompies lead by 17

At attacking scrum for the Stormer just inside the Dragons 22.

A few phases, then a whistle and some handbag.

Penalty to the Stormers. They need the bonus point.

...they go for a scrum right under the sticks

reset

the ref says "be better" lol

Roos runs it, Galant gets it and passes to Willemse who gets the try

Gelant puts Willemse through.

Nicely done by Willemse drifting on the pass.

50 bucks says ou Maaik will be waxing lyrical about Willemse a wee bit later.

Moz, he was here, but he was so fast that the cameras didn't pick him up.

Willemse and Esterhozen both making their claims this week

Dragons is strong physically but so pedantic out back.

Simelane running some fine lines tonight.

That looked mighty forward to Dweba from him though.

Simalani always runs like someone with a knife is chasing him

‘The Break’ Plum, did you see THE break yesterday. Dave was very excited but quieter after I pointed out the oppo sub flank caught him from behind.

Gelant is such a lucky packet.

Another Gelant no look pass goes astray and the moron commentator talks about silky skills.