Ten critical factors at the RWC ranked in order of importance.

 Ovaldooz, all good choices on the humor side. Congrats on getting it on with my mom. I'm sure you enjoyed it but the poor 72 y/o lady can't remember a thing though. The last 2 years of dementia after my fathers death took its toll on her, so don't stress about a hard breakup.

@Saffex

Thanks. I feel flattered and humbled. For some reason I assume that you might be male ? In which case I would be flattered but likely to decline your engagement offer. I am old fashioned like that and prefer girls.

If by 'engage' you mean the mutual consumption of copious quantities of heavy metal music, beer and a reefer, I would happily oblige regardless of your gender

heavy metal music - tick
beer - tick
reefer - tick

 Beware of that one Saf, he might try taking some liberties when the dealing's done. Keep your back to the wall.

@Draadtrek

72 is early onset dementia. No wonder she didn't say anything when I left without paying.

Saffex !! You don't even introduce yourself before you're picking folk up these days.I've been dumped for a bloke with the avatar of Will flaming Ferrell  

 OffallBalz, whatever blows your hair back. Showing real class boy, you surely get on in life.

@Draadtrek

I apologize that I spoke about your mommy. Apparently we have some very sensitive little girlies on here that possess almost no sense of humor. Got together and created a long thread complaining just about me. dumbassmike has probably forgotten about it already though. He couldn't even spell the subject line on the complaint correctly.

@becs

Greetings and salutations to you. As indicated, I am not that way inclined however if you two 'blokes' (cool English word by the way) want to 'party on', I wont be standing in your way. Please enjoy !

BTW - In real life I am almost as attractive as Will Ferrell and I also bathe once per week (I like to smell masculine), have ginger facial hair and like to wear knitted shirts that are too short to cover my belly. You might love it !

 Ovalballs.....I am a female and yes, I am English. What made you think that I was, by the way ? 

@becs

Many apologies for misconstruing your fairer gender ma'am.

I have some English mates and they love to use the word bloke ? Extremely Downtown Abbey'ish

 Oh apology accepted, Sir. And I am quite fair....well, of skin tone....some may call it a ghostly pallor  
The term bloke is rather a good one, use it as much as you like.....I tend to favour the word chaps  

@Cloudy

Indeed, Robin Williams was a legend.

@becs

Oh stop it....All this talk about pale skin tones........tanned skin is so 1980s

 Well, I was pale in the 80's too  Dead fish grey, they call it....it's very attractive !