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KalaedFreddieClub Pro495 posts
02 Sept 2013, 18:53
#41
02 Sept 2013, 18:53#41

Jirre, Jantjies.  You have clearly lost your cotton picking mind pappie.  Daai kalaed is rubbish!  And who is Andries Coetzee - like Pick 'n Pay No-Name-Brand ?  No man you must be losing the other neurone, the one that stimulates thought.  Maybe your ass is too close to your brain and nout jy kak gedagtes...

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
03 Sept 2013, 02:48
#42
03 Sept 2013, 02:48#42

DomFreddie.......if you dont know who Coetzee is then you dont merit discussing anything rugby.......just piss off as you are wasting our time.

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
03 Sept 2013, 14:54
#43
03 Sept 2013, 14:54#43

 

Hey Stupid … no matter how hard you try, there’s no way you’ll convince anyone that Jantjies is worthy of a Lions spot … never mind a Bok start at 10. 

 

Jou kop hy raas!!!!!!!

 

I see the common denominator here is posters calling you clueless.

 

I wonder … why is that?

 

Hmmmmm??

 

I suppose you raved about the "Tiger Woods of Rugby" as well, huh?

 

You truly are a sad, sad, silly little man.

 

 

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
03 Sept 2013, 15:21
#44
03 Sept 2013, 15:21#44
ClownCunt, do you not understand the basics of English.......did I not request that you keep your posts to your usually insightful takes on rugby? Trying to be a smartarse just does not wash, stick to your strengths.......RUGBY Be a sport and post your Bok back-ups........you've had more than enough time to do your research you waste of fucking space. Humour me bright one........how's your Bok 10 looking.........who was it again..........um..........Boshoff..............bwhaaaahaaaaa..........don't forget Volmink on the wing and Kockott at 9.............keep up the good work ClownCunt
CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
03 Sept 2013, 15:46
#45
03 Sept 2013, 15:46#45

 

Why so emotional, Stupid??

 

Tired of being ridiculed by all? I guess not, huh!!

 

Or is it perhaps that prop of a son of yours ... not taking his quota selection seriously, huh? ,,, wasting an opportunity that usually get’s given to those who have talent, huh? ... 

 

Or is it perhaps feelings of guilt that some talented boy had to stay at home will your fat talentless son wobbled around on the field embarrassing you as far as he went?  

 

Don’t be too hard on the poor chubby chops ... He has the distinct disadvantage of a useless, beer bellied, dole collecting, fool of a father in you.

 

Probably scarred for life.

 

Guess his therapy bill is hell on the pocket, huh??

 

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
03 Sept 2013, 15:59
#46
03 Sept 2013, 15:59#46
ClownCunt.............I seem to have hit a nerve, for its back to insulting my son, I see.........you really are a man of substance, you must be so proud. Problem is ClownCunt you lost credibility ages ago insulting a kid, but that's by and by.......its your rugby take that is a real laugh and by which you are measured on here. Your true colours came shining through with that pathetic take on a Bok side.......it exposed you for the ignorant twat that you are. There is nothing you could ever say that could ever be taken seriously.........fuck me, Boshoff at 10.........can it get any funnier. Stick to rugby ClownCunt, this board is about rugby.........you stand tall. Can't wait for your next RUGBY post!!!!
CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
03 Sept 2013, 17:25
#47
03 Sept 2013, 17:25#47

 

I was merely trying to understand your puffy lipped tone, Stupid. You sounded desperate and kinda depressed.  I was concerned man!! Thought it might have something to do with that washout prop of yours. Like father, like son, huh!!

 

Amazing how they learn … not by what you say …  but rather by what they see you do. Poor lad is probably a complete fuck up, huh? You shouldn’t blame yourself, Stupid. We weren’t all destined to be good parents. I guess your skill lies elsewhere.  Not sure where, cause we both know that rugby isn’t your forte … Not like me.    

 

To answer your question … I would definitely … without a shadow of a doubt … select Boshoff ahead of Jantjies. That’s actually a no brainer. You see Stupid, one’s supposed to look for the talented one in the group … not randomly select the players of colour first. You want to be competitive, don’t you? That’s probably where you’ve been going wrong all along.

 

Not only does Boshoff have a better boot than Jantjies .. both at place kicking and outta hand … he also reads the game better … puts his outside man into the gap … is solid on defense, unlike Jantjies … has a high work rate … can play at 15 as well … and doesn’t get the jitters when the pressure is on … like your poor little chubby coloured boy does. Doubt I’ll ever forget that conversion attempt of his where he couldn’t even kick the ball 25m, costing us the match.

 

See how easy that is, Stupid? There’s no comparison. Did you learn something today? Glad to have helped.

 

Oh … I have a question for you … why do you insist on me sticking to rugby? I embarrass you every time we speak rugby. I’ve been making an arse of you from HouGat through to your latest .. Jantjies.

 

Come to think of it … your not to clued up on other subjects either, are you?  

 

Guess that’s why your known as Stupid … hey Stupid?

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
03 Sept 2013, 17:46
#48
03 Sept 2013, 17:46#48

 

I’ve just realized that I have been sucked into the same thing that I accused Mozart of earlier this year.

 

An endless back and forward with a fool.

 

It’ll continue indefinitely.

 

Seems ol Stupid is pretty good at discussing nothing … indefinitely.

 

Like speaking HouGat and now Jantjies up, both of which, to be quite honest, are really nothing much.  

 

Damn ... the fool is certainly skilled at waffling nonsense. Starting to think he may just be the lawyer he says he is.

 

 

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
04 Sept 2013, 00:33
#49
04 Sept 2013, 00:33#49

ClownCunt do you somehow get the impression that by attacking my little man it wins you some kind of credibility? 

 

Truth is, its so low, desperate and pathetic that it only serves to further enforce what a pathetic low life you are. But hey keep going if it makes you feel more of a man!!

 

As for rugby, ClownCunt you could not even challenge Mike on the subject, you are so clueless that its laughable. Not only do you know nothing about the game, you are clearly also very stupid.......it was never about Jantjies vs Boshoff you stupid prick, it was about your pathetic call on Boshoff as your Bok flyhalf. Most will be saying who the hell is Boshoff and you are so out of touch that you want him as your Bok flyhalf. I mean some calls are close, yours are the work of a child......how the fuck can anyone select Volmink, Howard, Boshoff, Kockott and Mellett, Engelbrecht and Minnie in your Bok side........better still you are so fucking stupid that you select injured players in Arno Botha, Howard and Steph du Toit..........are you really that thick a plank.

 

It gets better you question why I am suddenly not selecting Hougaard when everyone knows he is out injured having already had an op.

 

Given the above, do you honestly believe anyone could take you seriously on a rugby front.......you have to be the worst rugby contributor I have EVER come across. Add that to the fact that you are a complete tactless prick. My guess is you dont have any kids.....who the fuck would waste their time with a moron like yourself.

 

Now gives me my next dose of humour......your back-up Bok side please, pretty please................Boshoff as Bok flyhalf..............bwhaaaaaahaaaaaa, Volmink as Bok wing.............bwhaaaahaaaaa, Mellett as Bok loosehead..................................................................fuck me you are one ignorant prick

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
04 Sept 2013, 00:34
#50
04 Sept 2013, 00:34#50

ClownCunt do you somehow get the impression that by attacking my little man it wins you some kind of credibility? 

 

Truth is, its so low, desperate and pathetic that it only serves to further enforce what a pathetic low life you are. But hey keep going if it makes you feel more of a man!!

 

As for rugby, ClownCunt you could not even challenge Mike on the subject, you are so clueless that its laughable. Not only do you know nothing about the game, you are clearly also very stupid.......it was never about Jantjies vs Boshoff you stupid prick, it was about your pathetic call on Boshoff as your Bok flyhalf. Most will be saying who the hell is Boshoff and you are so out of touch that you want him as your Bok flyhalf. I mean some calls are close, yours are the work of a child......how the fuck can anyone select Volmink, Howard, Boshoff, Kockott and Mellett, Engelbrecht and Minnie in your Bok side........better still you are so fucking stupid that you select injured players in Arno Botha, Howard and Steph du Toit..........are you really that thick a plank.

 

It gets better you question why I am suddenly not selecting Hougaard when everyone knows he is out injured having already had an op.

 

Given the above, do you honestly believe anyone could take you seriously on a rugby front.......you have to be the worst rugby contributor I have EVER come across. Add that to the fact that you are a complete tactless prick. My guess is you dont have any kids.....who the fuck would waste their time with a moron like yourself.

 

Now gives me my next dose of humour......your back-up Bok side please, pretty please................Boshoff as Bok flyhalf..............bwhaaaaaahaaaaaa, Volmink as Bok wing.............bwhaaaahaaaaa, Mellett as Bok loosehead..................................................................fuck me you are one ignorant prick

BO
BoklogicPro1,978 posts
04 Sept 2013, 04:54
#51
04 Sept 2013, 04:54#51

Dave, he definately doesn't have any kids. He must be sterile. I mean all those years of pumping the roids to be the almost 60 year old man mountain he claims to be. Muscular and toned and could strip us all over 10km's.

 

He tells me I have no idea how to write a gym programme (which will differ to personal goals so really anyone can write one) but judging by his bok team "programme" I would love to have a laugh at what he considers "the most superior gym programme in the world!" Hell to be almost 60 and the size he thinks he is, it would have to be!

 

My guess is his programme is as warped as his rugby team. Did you see his dribble on "SA not wanting me" because I no longer live in the country so I cant refer to SA as "us!" Ha ha still waiting for a reply to my response which he has clearly seen but chooses to ignore and yap at your heels. We have people that choose to live in SA. We have people that love SA but choose a better life elsewhere. Then we have people that want that better life but never made it in life to be able to get out. Guess which one Clean Cunt is! It must be true. You cant have everything in life. Clean Cunt must have a great body because he certainly was not blessed with brains and unfortunately its the latter that has held him back in life and made him so bitter.

 

I have given my gym programme a lot of thought since Clean Cunts comments and realise that I was doing ab's wrong all this time. I have found a routine I think you should try Dave. I printed out Clean Cunts post on a Bok team and read it at gym. The uncontrollable laughter keeps the core tight for hours!

RU
RugganutClub Pro183 posts
04 Sept 2013, 05:21
#52
04 Sept 2013, 05:21#52

Saffex, do you speak to your own children with such a filty mouth ?

 

You are most definately a 'blood clot' as an excuse of being classified as a human being. Your insults and behaviour are detremental to encouraging readers to participate and growing the game. I hope that there are not too many youngsters reading your diatribe as they will be severely disturbed by your insults and i am sure would be very scared to participate.

 

Ed you should seriously consider banning Saffex from this site. He is driving your AD revenue down through his insults and fowl mouthed tirades.

 

Participation is everything in developing and growing the game, which is clearly not what you want. You only want to be heard. You are utter filth.

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
04 Sept 2013, 11:00
#53
04 Sept 2013, 11:00#53

 

Rugganut ... I agree that his foul mouth is uncalled for. It seems to come naturally though. He uses language like that in his every day life. It's just who is.

 

Yes it's not really suited to a public forum like this ... however one must realise that this fool doesn't live according to the same standards as you and I.

 

He has no integrity, no sense of decency and lives his life according to the gutter from where he came from. You must understand that he probably fled the country from a tin shack in some squater camp outside Cape Town ... so defecating in the bush without the qualms of whether to wipe or not is the order of the day for him. 

 

It's a matter of breeding you see. One can't really blame him cause being brought up in a shack where his mother doesnt know who her partners are from day to day must surely have left its scars. Now to add his limited vocubulary to the mix ... well ... what you see posted on this board is a direxct result of all of this.  

 

Sadly this low life was permitted to breed. That's what upsets me. An innocence brought in to be exposed to his ways. His chubby son is more than likely an exact replica of the man ... who no doubt is destined to follow the fine example his father has set in place. You know things like farting at the dinner table with guests around and so forth ... 

 

Unfortunately we cannot avoid people like this. They will find away of touching one's life one time or another. Like a pesky fly ... you can wave it away ... only to have it return later.

 

As for banning the fool ... I'm not really in favour of that.

 

I think that perhaps you should avoid this low life. You don't seem to have the stomach for it ... either that or toughen up a bit and stand your ground.

 

I would suggest the latter. 

 

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
04 Sept 2013, 12:33
#54
04 Sept 2013, 12:33#54

 

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaa.

 

Small Cock … still a little tearful I see.

 

Didn’t realize my comments about your primary school PT class period would touch you so deeply. I mean if doing high kicks with the cheerleaders does it for you, then so be it. Who am I to criticize?

 

I realize that proper weight training isn’t for everyone.  It makes you sweat and you’ll probably smell bad. Rather put on those tights so you can stretch unhindered.  

 

Pffffffffffffffffffffahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaa!!!! Must say I enjoyed your explanation as to why you prefer the girly stuff.  Your not a faggot are you … dear??? Don’t want to mess up your hair huh, ... dear?? Sweating might make your eyeliner run, dear!!

 

Tell me … what’s with the lengthy explanation as to why you fled the country? Huh?? Do you honestly think anyone cares why you tucked tail? Bottom line is you ran away and because of it tossed your right to be a South African away. Don’t make all these feeble excuses up to justify your cowardice.

 

This country is a lot better without you. You are not welcome here. Cheer for the All Blacks. Treat you new country with a little respect … they did after all take your worthless ass in.

 

Now run along and go order more coffee, you friggin faggot!!

BO
BoklogicPro1,978 posts
04 Sept 2013, 13:07
#55
04 Sept 2013, 13:07#55

 I must say, I am rather disappointed in that drible you post above Clean Cunt. All this time I thought you were building up to write something to really get me then boom...we get this childish shit above... I was so hoping to be slightly put in my place instead I just feel even more sorry for you.

 

You would think any man with a little bit of class would steer away from derogatory terms such as "faggot!" You have a good old cry on another post about Saffex and his lack of class and "gutter" style then you produce a masterpiece above..ha ha you really are a troubled and insignificant prick aren't you.

 

ps..Thanks for your take on South Africans and the criteria needed to be a true South African. I will be sure to take that on board the minute you gain any credibility or significance in this world. 

I left SA to give myself a better life and a better life for my family...So far no regrets. Can you say the same for your family?? I see you love to have a go at players of colour selected as quotas with a little racist undertone. Do you think your kids will be calling a "quota" boss one day?? If they are anything like their father, they will remain bottom of the food chain anyway.

 

Once again, judging on the weight training yet you have never seen me. You really are something special. Just never amounted to much and trying to live your life over again on a rugby forum..Ha ha you big 60 year old muscular beast you..Haha..Just dont forget your pace maker and walking stick next time you carving up the gym!

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
04 Sept 2013, 14:00
#56
04 Sept 2013, 14:00#56

 

Oh brother ... here we go again ... all these boring explanations ... tell me ... what don't you understand? I honestly don't give a rats ass why you ran away. Trying to justify your decision may make you feel better for awhile but it doesn't do anything for me.

 

I don't give a shit ... as far as I'm concerned your no more than a snivelling coward. A spineless wimp!!.

 

You currently find yourself in another man's land. You rejected your own...  and now  ... your finding it difficult to fit in. They will always look at you as a foreigner. Don't you know that?

 

Oh and by the way, your racist and condescending remarks doesn't help your situation. Wake up man!! What kind of trash are you?

 

I'm quite happy here in the country of my birth. It's my home you see. I'm not going anywhere. 

 

It seems this old man threatens you physically. Why else would you harp on about his training program?  Is it cause you've never even managed a pushup?

 

Tell you what ... you stick to your pink tights and high kicks and let me and my pacemaker carry on with my program.  

 

Ok?

 

 

 

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
04 Sept 2013, 15:52
#57
04 Sept 2013, 15:52#57
So ClownCunt you talk of breeding and have the audacity to insult my son, a child........I know you are as thick as pigshit, but alarmingly you don't even realise it.....which makes you even more pathetic. Hell you select a pathetic Bok side and in the process select injured players and question my non selection of the impressive Hougaard when the world knows he's injured.......that's stupidity of the highest order.........much like talking of your breeding and in the same breath insult a child. You really are an ignorant and stupid Cunt
CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
04 Sept 2013, 16:53
#58
04 Sept 2013, 16:53#58

 

The impressive HouGat??

 

How much meth spirits did that mother of yours have to drink to cause this amount of brain damage? Was the bitch ever sober?

 

I would have her face charges of abuse if I were you cause you're seriously damaged goods, Stupid.

 

Now stop whining about your retard son. It's in his genes. We all have to face our issues some time or another. No way you should ever have been allowed to reproduce. There's more than enough low class gutter scum on this planet. You should have been castrated a long time ago, you foul mouthed piece of shit.

 

Did it ever dawn on you half breed that the injured players I selected were selected on purpose as I rate them vastly superior to the half wits you picked ... even injured.

 

Uh Duh ... !!!!

 

All the zoll you've smoked has seriously dulled your brain, dumbass  ... don't you know that?

 

Try to use a little more head in future.

 

 

WA
WardadPro6,663 posts
04 Sept 2013, 17:57
#59
04 Sept 2013, 17:57#59

 Hmmm...I may be wrong but do I detect a tiny bit of animosity among you guys ? Crackup ! but I have seen and done similar ,sans all the swearing and attacks on family .Family are still sacrosanct in my books no matter who or what .

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
04 Sept 2013, 18:03
#60
04 Sept 2013, 18:03#60

 

That's your books ... not mine.

 

He opened the door ... I'm merely stepping through.

BO
BoklogicPro1,978 posts
05 Sept 2013, 00:01
#61
05 Sept 2013, 00:01#61

Explanations?? Do you not want explanations to your assumptions Clean Cunt. You see, thats the problem with idiots like you. You assume everything and show your idiocy time and time again.

 

Do you know Dave's son is fat or is that an assumption? Do you know know why I left SA or is that an assumption again? Do you know for sure that I have never done a push up in my life or are you assuming again? Do you know for sure that your sister/wife gave birth to YOUR child or are you assuming its your work?

 

Come now Clean Cunt. Be a man of substance, not assumptions because you are making a fool of yourself. Further more, come and meet me so you can take some facts home with you instead of letting your mind wander...How's the saying go?? Its too little to be left alone....

 

Love your comments on Dave's son (lets take Dave out the equation and please note, you are talking about a 15 year old kid that has never harmed you) and then you go on to question Dave's class and gutter upbringing. Fuck me but they make them stupid in hickville hey. How did you make enough money to survive this long? My guess is the Wrong Turn series or Hills have eyes is a reality show broadcasting your families day to day life??

Can you not see every other posting cringing when we have to read an almost 60 year old man's personal vendetta against a 15 year old "laaitie!" Ha ha Clean Cunt, you sure are well positioned to lecture on class!

 

PS..If you are so happy in your country of birth Clean Cunt, why are you so worried where I live. It clearly hurts you on a personal level. Listen boet, I can not be blamed that you are a failure. Personally attacking me is not going to make you feel any better about life or get you out of the slump your'e so clearly in. Dont be so angry in life.

I mean, you have heaps to be thankful about. You are almost 60 years old with a body like a 30 year old Mr. Universe..but wait, there's more..It has not slowed you up one bit..In fact, you are still one of the quickest men over 10km's this world has seen. Ha ha Clean Cunt, without realising it, you have become the board's biggest joke. Congratulations. Yet another title to add to your (self professed) awesome life.

 

As I have said before, over the net, you can be anything you want to be..You chose to be a 60 year old action figure...Could have made it more believable buddy. You could have also chosen to be a good guy so we may have looked past the "action figure" physique you possess at 60 years of age but no, instead you chose to be a moron.

 

Anyway, off to do some abs...Boshoff..HAHA HAHA HA Volmink HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA hHHHAAAAAAAAAhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..There we go, that should do it!

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
05 Sept 2013, 00:13
#62
05 Sept 2013, 00:13#62
Ah ClownCunt, so your justification for ignorantly selecting injured players is that they are better than the fit players I selected???? Do you honestly think people are going to believe this shit you write. Its one thing to embarrass yourself with ignorant selections, it takes a real prat to extend that stupidity by providing such feeble explanations for you ignorance. ClownCunt, up your game dumbass, this is just pathetic and your are starting to bore me with your stupidity.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
05 Sept 2013, 00:29
#63
05 Sept 2013, 00:29#63

Boklogic.......it does not end at Volmink and Boshoff........dont forget Kockott, Howard, Mellett, Marcel v/d Merwe, Minnie and Jacques Engelbrecht...........not to mention Arno Botha and Steph du Toit on crutches.

 

Its one thing to beat ones chest about other posters selections, but then to stupidly post a Bok side like he did and expect to save face thereafter really takes one stupid plank. In all my time on messageboards, I have never seen a more pathetic Bok side selected given the talent we have at our disposal.

 

Its clear this ignorant twat is a blind Lions supporter......I mean Boshoff and Volmink.......fuck me.

 

As for the attacks on my son, you know what, given how pathetic this bloke is, it makes no impression on me at all. The bloke has no credibility at all. I respect knowledgeable rugby men........this clown represents the very opposite. His attacks on my little man as you say only serve to confirm what a low life the wanker is.

 

I have called for his Bok back-up side, given the laughter his test side invoked........but he has to date failed to deliver, surprise, surprise!!!

 

Boshoff for Bok 10.......you have got to love it............hence CLOWNCunt!!

BO
BoklogicPro1,978 posts
05 Sept 2013, 02:29
#64
05 Sept 2013, 02:29#64

Dave, please dont egg him on to post that back up side. Its one thing to do it once and we all have a laugh but if he conjures up another 15 laughable and ridiculous names and passes them off as a potential Bok team, its likely authorities will need to get involved.

 

I mean for a grown man to believe in what this fool believes is actually scary. Out of the 100's of ppl murdered each week in SA to the millions that have left the country for various reasons he has the short sightedness to say we "fled" with tails between our legs. I mean I know he is a 60 year old hulk but surely even he knows he can not fight crime. I wonder if he will feel the same when a gang of thugs has guns to his families head for what they have in their pockets? Big brave man you are!

 

Then he comments on a 15 year old boy that doesn't know he exists..Personal vendetta too. Need I say anything further on the subject.

 

Now you want him to name back ups to the squad of nobodies he already named..Ha ha Dave, this man is the type of guy that takes a gun into a shopping mall (or judging by his hate for 15 years olds) or school and unleashes.

He is clearly not a stable guy. His stories are unbelievable at best. Please, lets not tip this loser over the edge.

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
05 Sept 2013, 02:44
#65
05 Sept 2013, 02:44#65

Boklogic, laughter is a tonic, we need ClownCunt to do his thing........rugby is his strength, the man knows his stuff.

 

Boshoff as Bok 10, what more could we ask for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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