The permanent Liarmike......liar thread.

No, in other words, shut the hell up and mind your own business.

Your little Gimp said he didn't need your help on this one so let the little dear handle it by himself.

Gimp, Jellyfish, Coward and in tears….Really? Sure you’re not talking about yourself??? Remind us again how many times have you’ve flounced off the Board, the most tearful with an expletive at the end(F/off!). It also explains why you came back as Jalapeno then Kitchener and lately Koos Kombuis. But knowing your thick skin and lack of class you’ll pretend it never happened.

 It’s been hilarious reading your rants from the sideline, mind you there’s nothing new that hasn’t been said so many many times over the last 15 or so years….sure got yourself into a frenzy I notice, hope you have enough towels to wipe the froth from your mouth. I know you’re sweating on a response but for me to do that I need you to retract your allegation followed with an apology of me cheating and getting help from friends to kick your skinny ass. Can you handle that?

One more thing Sucker, don’t expect me to confirm something you assume to be true…….got that? Now that’s a good boy.

And oh by the way……..we need PROOF of your wins…..you know,  like the chart I posted.

The one that states Urinal Mint played 3, lost 2 and drew 1…….ouch!

Lastly, just to finish on an even note….here….

I'm a loving person who hates violence but I also

lovingly believe that some people really deserve to be Moered.

I for one am done entertaining the dull and emotionally fragile little creature. All he wants is attention. After a few days he is already a bore. 

Moz, I dislike the recent Hyde Rooi just as much as you, but Denny asked the question,  Rooi answered and Denny hasn't confirmed or denied anything. I'm prepared to take Denny's word. Unlike Rooi, I haven't caught him in a bare faced lie.

Why would anyone ask "a bare faced liar' a honest question?

I wonder if Dense will ever pluck up the courage to continue his line of interrogation . . . so far he's called me a barefaced liar and asked me just the one question and when I answered he ran off again . . . and I also wonder if he's still having so much fun?

Coward Huh? Shame, I had no idea that I was at your beck and call and that your screeching and whining takes priority over my visit to The Great Wall of China as well as the Forbidden City. WIFI I’ll let you know is only available in some Hotels…..thank you kindly….now would like fries with that!? Still it’s a bit rich coming from a fella who suffers from  short man syndrome and who has personally flounced off the board numerous times. Come on mate, remind us again of the many times you’ve scrammed off the board? Actually the last time you did I was going to send you a Get Worse card

Just on the fly for those interested, our dream to visit was inspired by the movie “The Last Emporer”…the great wall is stunning and the Forbidden City is amazing, we felt a bit disappointed that certain sections were off limits to the public. Chinese food is very popular in Sydney and we boast our own lovely Chinatown so it’s quite an experience to compare our local chinese with how it’s cooked in Beijing. Tomorrow we’re off to Shanghai  by train, the train has a top speed of 320K/hr so that in itself should be an experience.

Now where were we again…Aaaahh…Rooinek?……oh right the boykie from Diepsloot ……much happening there Hmmmm? 

Listen Sucker, you really have to rein in your obsession with me, I predicted you’d be stalking me and it’s evidently clear that you have by your unsolicited trolling of my Chess.com account. What’s with the mystique of whether I’m JakeyRe…..Huh? You’re attaching more conspiracy and mystique to unveiling my identity than to the murder of that Journo at the Saudi embassy in Ankara. If you’re convinced I’m Jakeyre then you don’t need my confirmation and if you’ve "cleaned out his clock” as you say, then happy days. 

 You can forget getting my seal of confirmation for the slimy way in which you’ve once again conducted yourself. 

 I guess I should have known better after your unsolicited trolling of my Facebook and Linkedin accounts, the unsolicited publishing of a photo of my late brother, the unsolicited publishing of conversations between Mozart’s daughters on Facebook, a family photo you have which you have in your possession claiming it to be my family, and last but not least  let’s not forget your London trip where you met up with a fellow poster(Saffex) at a hotel and spent the most of that meet  gossiping about me.

I hate to think there’s more of your kind in the world….it’s a scary thought. Never in my life have I met someone who is more hateful, mean and spiteful than you.

So much for being a better breed than “low breed, from poor stock me.”

 And oh before I go......remember this...

"Oh and Dense, it wasn't me who brought up the notion of any of us chess players using computer help, it was your Master Moffie who suggested that was how I beat you..." 

but this...

"Why only mention redhotpawn (which is not real time and low-lives like you could conceivably use computers) rather than the real time games where it's impossible to cheat?"

and this...

"Like Klown, I would bet any amount of money that I'd wipe you off the table in a face-to-face game where you have no access to computers or openings books"

What a winding stream this thread turned out of be. 

I think there is sti ll plenty of life. 

Indeed

"Indeed" it is and will be for as long as UrineRooi fails to overcome his anxieties and sleepless nights. He's been agonizing ever since I kicked his most miserable skinny ass......ever since meaning the last 8 years and now he attempts to claim victory without any proof as a way of healing his deeply embedded wounds. It's hard to have imagined that this would turn out to be so funny and continue to be while he grovels for my assistance. Ag ou Rooi you really are a tonic.

But then also there's this outstanding "little" matter which begs an apology............

"Oh and Dense, it wasn't me who brought up the notion of any of us chess players using computer help, it was your Master Moffie who suggested that was how I beat you..." 

but then this...

"Like Klown, I would bet any amount of money that I'd wipe you off the table in a face-to-face game where you have no access to computers or openings books"

Heave-ho.. Right?....Left?...Right?.....Left? ...Right? ...Right???....nyaaah nyaaah nyaaaah

Stop grovelling, it's nauseating, besides I don't think it's anyone but you who gives a care.

Jun 27, 2017, 13:59

Just for the record, all of this alleged hacking/snooping/spying and splashing of personal info that I supposedly did was actually just me putting up a single photo of Moffie a few years back and a single photo of Dense more recently - on both occasions with their express permission . . . and then putting up Dense's actual profession after his hilarious claims that he earns so much more than I earn and after he didn't believe I knew what he does for a living and he challenged me to say what it was.

That's all. 

I didn't have to hack or snoop . . . both Moffie and Dense have done so much bragging over the years that it wasn't hard to do a few Google searches on them.

I put up Moffie's pic after he was blathering on about how fat and ugly Dave was and I told him he was no oil painting himself. He then asked how I knew so I told him I could get a more recent pic than the profile pic taken about 40 years ago that he liked to pretend was recent. He challenged me to put up what I had so - to his horror and eternal regret - I did, I put up a much more wrinkled and aged old codger, but still with that same supercilious smirk slapped all over his smug face.

LMAO!

Same thing with Dense. I mentioned the fact that Dense was one of the ugliest people on the planet and he should walk around with a paper bag over his head so that he wouldn't frighten children and - like Moffie - Dense didn't believe I had such a photo and challenged me to put it up . . . which I did, after posting a very clear warning that what has been seen can never be unseen. I think a few board members here are still wishing they hadn't scrolled down to the hideous sight of Dense.

The incident with Dense's profession (if you can call it that . . . more like a job to be accurate) is right here and anyone can see for themselves Dense starting the whole thing with his "Whatever I do UrineRooi pays a helluva lot better than what you do....that's why you live in the arse end of JHB and I don't" comment, followed by yet another challenge ("Really?? C'mon then lets hear it") which the red-faced fool later regretted!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!

There you go. Nothing devious, no hacking involved and nothing put up without the express permission of Moffie or Dense (unlike the picture of Ou Maaik that Moffie splashed all over the board after Ou Maaik specifically asked him not to!).

Oh and before Dumb Ass flies into yet another uncontrollable rage and starts shrieking about me being a liar, here is the thread where Moffie gave me permission.

What's that SB?

You'd like some attention?

Please guys, for the sake of not having the child ruin threads, just wave at him once in a while.

He needs a bit of stranger love.

Jun 22, 2017, 08:06

". . . he then turned around and said I was going on a cheap holiday hence the reason I could affordto go."

A complete lie.

Dense, our discussions around our respective holidays had nothing at all to do with price or whose was cheap or expensive, all we debated were the merits of a holiday planned by oneself compared to a package deal.

I suspect it's just your natural inferiority complex that makes you suddenly think your package deal was the cheaper option (I actually doubt it was) but I have zero recollection of us discussing or even mentioning the respective prices. All I recall was me saying I preferred to stay in the places I wanted to stay, eat in the restaurants I want to eat and visit the sites I want to visit as opposed to running after some oke with a flag and doing what he tells you to do as he herds you from queue to queue.

That's what we discussed. Go back and find even one example of me saying my holiday was more expensive than yours and I'll make a public apology . . . failing that, admit that you are a low class liar who will say pretty much anything to back up your equally low-class and ill-bred master.

Okay? Fair?

Your preoccupation with your own worth vs mine was evident on that post you started where you said the cyber equivalent of "nyaah nyaah nyaah" and went on to claim you earned so much more than me . . . just before I pointed out that I actually know what you did/do for a living and put up the salary bracket (which tells me that you earn roughly a fifth of what I was earning at that time.)

Remember that rather embarrassing and humiliating post that you started, Dense?

LMAO!

Now run along and trawl through the archives to find the post of mine where I even mentioned the cost of our respective holidays. Good luck finding it and - once you've given up - I'll have to wish you even more luck in summoning up the courage to man up and admit you were lying. Off you go, Dense. There's a good chap . . .