"Rest assured, you'd wipe the floor with me Denny."
If Dense would wipe the floor with you then I have to ask, do you even know how the different pieces move?
Captain18,117 posts
13 Oct 2018, 20:29
#41
13 Oct 2018, 20:29#41
The permanent Liarmike......liar thread.
Started by Mozart132 REPLIES3,299 VIEWS· 11 Oct 2018, 23:36
Captain40,032 posts
13 Oct 2018, 20:47
#42
13 Oct 2018, 20:47#42
Dense plays his matches with the assistance of a computer programme!
Captain18,117 posts
13 Oct 2018, 20:50
#43
13 Oct 2018, 20:50#43
It must be a pretty crappy computer programme in that case.
Pro6,974 posts
13 Oct 2018, 21:50
#44
13 Oct 2018, 21:50#44
Well, all I know is that he has been playing chess for many years. I have spent more time on theory than actual playing. Of all the openings, the Ruy Lopez is the only one I spent time learning. Anyone with years of playing experience should beat me. Especially anyone involved with online chess communities.
Captain49,914 posts
13 Oct 2018, 23:18
#45
13 Oct 2018, 23:18#45
'Sure it was the same three who picked the Foxsport Team of the tournament. They are also the same three who picked the Planet Rugby team of the tournament, as well as the News 24 team.'
So Liar, the 'same three ' choose the Planet Rugby Team. Really, notice something different?
7 David Pocock (Australia): Pumas rookie Marcos Kremer was unlucky to miss out as he played well for his side, but his time will come and we simply had to find space for Pocock, who was a shining light for the Wallabies. Pocock showed again that he is the game’s premier breakdown exponent and his prowess in that facet of play won numerous turnovers for his side. Also made his presence felt on defence and as a ball carrier.
6 Pablo Matera (Argentina): Arguably Argentia’s best player and one of the standout performers in the entire tournament. Matera was a constant threat on attack and scored some important tries at crucial stages of the Pumas’ camapign. Also did his bit with some outstanding defensive efforts which helped the Pumas to their best ever effort in the competition.
5 Eben Etzebeth (South Africa): The Springbok enforcer played in the number four position but made our team side at number five twice during the tournament. The Stormers stalwart is vital to South Africa’s cause and was particularly impressive in the Boks’ opener against Argentina in Durban and against the Wallabies in Port Elizabeth in Round Five. His physicality is second to none but the lock also impressed in his core duties, particularly at the lineout. It was excellent throughout and he won the most balls (28) in the competition at the set-piece.
......
Notice something different? Yep, that's right Etzebeth made the Planet team, Stephanie made the South African selected 365 team. And here's Foxsport choosing Whitelock at 5:
5: Sam Whitelock (New Zealand)
'Whitelock led all locks in minutes played this season (441), a likely result of Brodie Retallick’s shoulder injury against the Pumas in week three.
The Super Rugby winning captain showed his experience and expertise around the park with 11 lineout wins, 64 tackles (most by an All Black), and carried 37 times for 140 metres.
He also filled in for Kieran Read as Test skipper in Buenos Aires.'
>.....................
Lie number 4 recorded on this String ....the count will rise.
Captain12,893 posts
14 Oct 2018, 02:46
#46
14 Oct 2018, 02:46#46
It must be a pretty crappy computer programme in that case.
Why would anyone need a computer programme to beat UrineRooi when it's half the fun doing it blindfolded.
Captain49,914 posts
14 Oct 2018, 06:10
#47
14 Oct 2018, 06:10#47
Hell I thought this was pretty much settled science.....Urinal is more of a draughts player. How many times does denny have to thrash this quantitatively challenged foot shooter?
Captain18,117 posts
14 Oct 2018, 08:27
#48
14 Oct 2018, 08:27#48
"Why would anyone need a computer programme to beat UrineRooi when it's half the fun doing it blindfolded."
Come now Dense, if that is true then why have you avoided the question I repeatedly asked you on this thread and several others?
I'll refresh your memory:
"Oct 25, 2016, 12:43
Or this:
"Oct 25, 2016, 13:06
Or this:
"Sep 14, 2017, 13:53
Or this:
"Sep 15, 2017, 07:19
Dense, you and I both know why you always duck my question about those first 5 games of chess we played in real-time. You have built up this big lie about your supposed chess ability and you can't lose face now by admitting you were reduced to making blubbering little excuses like "I don't know why you always win because I always have the better positions". Yes, you took two games off me in correspondence chess . . . but we also know that unlike real-time chess, that's a form of chess where a person of low character could get help from a friend or a computer. Not so?"
I mean really, that is a lot of times I asked you to confirm we played some real time games and that's only from that thread.
So come on now, Dense, you can't have it both ways. You can't claim to be so much better than me without at least answering my very simple question . . . and you and I both know what happened in our real time games on your Yahoo site, don't we?
Oh and just by the way, Dense, what would you say if I told you I changed my chess.com name, challenged you to a few games and cleaned out your clock again for you without you even knowing it was me? Hmmm?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Come now Dense, if that is true then why have you avoided the question I repeatedly asked you on this thread and several others?
I'll refresh your memory:
"Oct 25, 2016, 12:43
Wehe, why not tell the whole story, Dense? Why don't you mention the real-time games we first played (on your website) and I smashed you 5-0 until you started blubbering?
Why only mention redhotpawn (which is not real time and low-lives like you could conceivably use computers) rather than the real time games where it's impossible to cheat?
Huh Dense?
Anyway, what is your redhotpawn rating at the moment . . . hang on . . . let me check . . . 1500?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I have a 9 year old nephew with a higher rating than that!
Like Klown, I would bet any amount of money that I'd wipe you off the table in a face-to-face game where you have no access to computers or openings books.
Or this:
"Oct 25, 2016, 13:06
Ah, no record . . . so it didn't happen?
Dense, are you denying we played some real time games on your Yahoo site before I told you about redhotpawn?
Or this:
"Sep 14, 2017, 13:53
Dense has been cowering in a corner since I asked him a question on this very thread almost a year ago.
The trembling jellyfish is yet to answer my question about the 1st 5 games he and I ever played (in real time rather than correspondence where someone of his low character and poor breeding could conceivably cheat using a computer).
Or this:
"Sep 15, 2017, 07:19
As usual, the pathetic coward blows a lot of hot air but doesn't answer the question.
Dense, you and I both know why you always duck my question about those first 5 games of chess we played in real-time. You have built up this big lie about your supposed chess ability and you can't lose face now by admitting you were reduced to making blubbering little excuses like "I don't know why you always win because I always have the better positions". Yes, you took two games off me in correspondence chess . . . but we also know that unlike real-time chess, that's a form of chess where a person of low character could get help from a friend or a computer. Not so?"
I mean really, that is a lot of times I asked you to confirm we played some real time games and that's only from that thread.
So come on now, Dense, you can't have it both ways. You can't claim to be so much better than me without at least answering my very simple question . . . and you and I both know what happened in our real time games on your Yahoo site, don't we?
Oh and just by the way, Dense, what would you say if I told you I changed my chess.com name, challenged you to a few games and cleaned out your clock again for you without you even knowing it was me? Hmmm?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Captain12,893 posts
14 Oct 2018, 08:40
#49
14 Oct 2018, 08:40#49
Not again......how many times do we have to go down the same old well documented boring path.
Lots of copy and paste from old threads.....boring. I've provided all the necessary proof.....where's yours? Get over it loser, next time I kick your miserable ass it won't land in next week, it will land in next year.
"Oh and just by the way, Dense, what would you say if I told you I changed my chess.com name, challenged you to a few games and cleaned out your clock again for you without you even knowing it was me?"
Again, where's the proof......point me to a game(s)....or otherwise just eat your crow.
Captain18,117 posts
14 Oct 2018, 08:52
#50
14 Oct 2018, 08:52#50
Dense, I just want to clear something up here. Before I prove anything, will you make a promise right here and now that if my proof is conclusive that you will FINALLY admit that we played 5 face to face games on your Yahoo site which were all won by me?
If you agree then just post a reply saying something like "yes Rooinek, I promise to finally answer your question if you put up the proof" or words to that effect.
Deal?
If you agree then just post a reply saying something like "yes Rooinek, I promise to finally answer your question if you put up the proof" or words to that effect.
Deal?
Captain18,117 posts
14 Oct 2018, 09:02
#51
14 Oct 2018, 09:02#51
You still there, Dense?
Captain18,117 posts
14 Oct 2018, 09:12
#52
14 Oct 2018, 09:12#52
Yoohoo Dense, have you tucked tail already?
Ummmm . . . hate to break it to you but the whole board can see you're being a coward, Dense.
I have some things to do but I'll be back in about an hour. Hope you've summoned up the courage to accept my deal by then.
Ummmm . . . hate to break it to you but the whole board can see you're being a coward, Dense.
I have some things to do but I'll be back in about an hour. Hope you've summoned up the courage to accept my deal by then.
Captain18,117 posts
14 Oct 2018, 11:12
#53
14 Oct 2018, 11:12#53
Oh dear. Looks like Mr Integrity and Character has run off in tears again!
He's probably waiting for Moffie to make an appearance later in the day so the childish and deceitful old fop can squeal "game set and match" and make his crimson-faced little Gimp feel better again.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh and Dense, if you're busy frantically going through your chess.com games to see who I might have been (and assuming you ever summon up the courage to show your ugly face on this thread ever again), I can tell you that we played 6 games and it was 4 wins to me, 1 to you and 1 draw.
He's probably waiting for Moffie to make an appearance later in the day so the childish and deceitful old fop can squeal "game set and match" and make his crimson-faced little Gimp feel better again.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh and Dense, if you're busy frantically going through your chess.com games to see who I might have been (and assuming you ever summon up the courage to show your ugly face on this thread ever again), I can tell you that we played 6 games and it was 4 wins to me, 1 to you and 1 draw.
Captain40,032 posts
14 Oct 2018, 11:35
#54
14 Oct 2018, 11:35#54
Crash goes the chess whiz dense denise. Whatever will he say now!
Captain49,914 posts
14 Oct 2018, 16:03
#55
14 Oct 2018, 16:03#55
This has been settled many times....no need for denny to defend himself again.....amazing to me that you would choose to be a Urinal bunny, Hasbeen.
Captain18,117 posts
14 Oct 2018, 17:00
#56
14 Oct 2018, 17:00#56
Both Moffie and Dense claim this chess issue has been settled before yet nowhere has Dense ever confirmed playing those blitz games on the Yahoo site let alone admitting he was beaten 5-0. Not once.
Oh and my revelation that I hammered Dense 4-1 more recently on the chess.com site was only made today so maybe the drunken old fool and his fawning little Gimp had better settle that one too.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh and my revelation that I hammered Dense 4-1 more recently on the chess.com site was only made today so maybe the drunken old fool and his fawning little Gimp had better settle that one too.
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Captain49,914 posts
14 Oct 2018, 17:11
#57
14 Oct 2018, 17:11#57
Accept the word of a guy who trolls through the Facebook accounts of posters' daughters? Nope I don't think so. When denny says he lost to you, I'll accept that it happened....not before.
Captain18,117 posts
14 Oct 2018, 17:15
#58
14 Oct 2018, 17:15#58
Ummmmm . . . who gives even the tiniest toss if you believe me, Moffie?
You seem to be labouring under the delusion that I feel anything but contempt for a childish, vengeful and self-important old liar like you.
I thought we'd settled that?
Dense has run away in tears like a shrieking little crybaby and I suspect he's going to pretend this thread never happened . . . but we'll see.
You seem to be labouring under the delusion that I feel anything but contempt for a childish, vengeful and self-important old liar like you.
I thought we'd settled that?
Dense has run away in tears like a shrieking little crybaby and I suspect he's going to pretend this thread never happened . . . but we'll see.
Captain49,914 posts
14 Oct 2018, 17:20
#59
14 Oct 2018, 17:20#59
Hahahaha same old tired insults....15 years without anything new, hating the guys who had the smarts and the guts to leave. Too late now, old toppie!
Captain18,117 posts
14 Oct 2018, 17:29
#60
14 Oct 2018, 17:29#60
The septuagenerian calling someone else an old toppie . . . gotta love the irony . . . but I suppose you also have to have some pity for the doddering old fossil who can no longer work these kind of things out in his addled and alcohol-soaked brain.
Captain49,914 posts
14 Oct 2018, 19:03
#61
14 Oct 2018, 19:03#61
Is that what they teach you at AA, pretend others have your problems? But no chicken runner retort? That too has passed, you pathetic old coot.
Captain18,117 posts
14 Oct 2018, 20:03
#62
14 Oct 2018, 20:03#62
Anyone seen Dense?
I hope he's okay . . .
I hope he's okay . . .
Captain49,914 posts
14 Oct 2018, 23:18
#63
14 Oct 2018, 23:18#63
Anybody seen a full container of Cardbordeaux on Urinal's table?
Captain12,893 posts
15 Oct 2018, 02:06
#64
15 Oct 2018, 02:06#64
Moz, Thanks but you really don't have to bat on my behalf, his bluster doesn't bother me, truth be told he only fools the ones who want to be fooled You have him nutted, I have him nutted and so did the late Hawkeye(Devil's Advocate). It's as Hawkeye said when he calls you a jellyfish or a coward he is only describing himself and we all know he disappeared from the board for quite some time after Hawkeye kicked his miserable ass into the middle of the next millennium. I'm not fooled by his condolences either, we all knew that Hawkeye had passed, why, because Ceradayne was kind enough to post the news in the Rugby Section, he came along with stale news and used it to feign sympathy. He's worked it out he has one less formidable foe to face hence the reason he now reappears full of bluster as Rooinek not as Koos Kombuis.
The reason I decided to withdraw myself from the argument, which BTW he started, is because it's stale, his insults as you say are 15 years old...... stale.... and we all know it's going to end up with him dragging family up onto the board......all very predictable.
The Chess argument is repetitive, the games go back to October 2008!!! See the chart. How much more boring can anyone be I ask with tears in my eyes.
As predicted he has followed me to a new site which I had recommended to Clean Cut. Note he says he has played me 6 times, beaten me 4 times nyaaah nyaaah and that he had conned me by playing under a different nick. Well that's awfully funny ....another barefaced lie. Thing is I'm playing under a different nick as well.......so here's the thing.....let's ask the barefaced liar to state my new nick....this should be fun. All we have is his say so of wins....no proof.
I have nothing to prove to The most miserable Loser, obviously his lost a lot of sleep since I wiped the floor with him and by the sounds of it his misery will continue for many years to come. As for the far-fetched lies that I'm a cheat and that I use a computer programme as well as the assistance of friends....the simple truth is I don't, if I were then I would be on a much higher rating than the one I'm on.....the rating he so scorns in one of his above posts. My rating varies on different sites from between 1400+ to 1700 and I have beaten the odd higher ranked player, the highest being 2150 but it would be a one off. I'm just an average player and the reason he spews bile is because his rating is much higher than mine.......I can almost feel your sympathy for His Royal Misery
Here's the chart just so you can see the dates of when the three games were played......how borinnnngg!
Urinal MintGame over3805 Nov '08 18:05InfoGame WonArchiveUrinal MintGame over4227 Oct '08 05:34InfoGame WonArchiveUrinal MintGame over4610 Oct '05 00:16InfoGame DrawnArchiveI'm over an out before he starts slagging off on my family .
Pro6,974 posts
15 Oct 2018, 02:31
#65
15 Oct 2018, 02:31#65
If he is so good at chess, he should stay on Chess.com. The whole rugby thing, it really isn't going anywhere.
Captain49,914 posts
15 Oct 2018, 05:35
#66
15 Oct 2018, 05:35#66
Incredible that's his biggest accomplishment ever......a loss, a draw and a win a decade ago....hahaha! What a small, sad Urinal Mint!
Captain18,117 posts
15 Oct 2018, 07:13
#67
15 Oct 2018, 07:13#67
Dense, your name on chess.com is JakeyRe and as for me following you there, wrong again . . . I predate you on that site.
Check and . . . ummmm . . . mate!
Check and . . . ummmm . . . mate!
Captain18,117 posts
15 Oct 2018, 09:12
#68
15 Oct 2018, 09:12#68
". . . so here's the thing.....let's ask the barefaced liar to state my new nick....this should be fun."
Having fun yet, Dense?
Having fun yet, Dense?
Captain18,117 posts
15 Oct 2018, 09:39
#69
15 Oct 2018, 09:39#69
Dense? You there?
Are you going to sit there trembling the whole day until Moffie pitches up or are you going to man up and confirm to me directly whether I have answered the question you asked and whether I'm right?
Then . . . maybe . . . just maybe, you can finally answer the question I've been asking you all these years about the blitz games we played on the Yahoo site!
Are you going to sit there trembling the whole day until Moffie pitches up or are you going to man up and confirm to me directly whether I have answered the question you asked and whether I'm right?
Then . . . maybe . . . just maybe, you can finally answer the question I've been asking you all these years about the blitz games we played on the Yahoo site!
Captain18,117 posts
15 Oct 2018, 10:02
#70
15 Oct 2018, 10:02#70
One more thing Dense, you claim your rating has been as high as 1700. Can you tell us on which site you ever got to a 1700 rating because according to chess.com you've never been higher than 1652 and according to redhotpawn.com you were never higher than 1658?
I suspect you're overstating your ability somewhat . . . but I suppose you need to. After all you did once say that chess is "your life" whereas for me it's an occasional pastime that I've never really put that much effort into.
I suspect you're overstating your ability somewhat . . . but I suppose you need to. After all you did once say that chess is "your life" whereas for me it's an occasional pastime that I've never really put that much effort into.
Captain18,117 posts
15 Oct 2018, 10:06
#71
15 Oct 2018, 10:06#71
Has Klown been around these parts lately?
Klown would certainly be able to confirm Dense's name on chess.com if the trembling little jellyfish is too gutless to confirm it himself.
Klown would certainly be able to confirm Dense's name on chess.com if the trembling little jellyfish is too gutless to confirm it himself.
Captain10,129 posts
15 Oct 2018, 10:22
#72
15 Oct 2018, 10:22#72
Klown the not-so-CleanCut?
Captain18,117 posts
15 Oct 2018, 10:27
#73
15 Oct 2018, 10:27#73
Hi blob.
Yes, Klown aka Clean Cut. He played a few games with Dense on chess.com. He could confirm that Dense plays as JakeyRe on chess.com.
You'd think Dense would answer it himself given that he asked me to give his chess.com name (and called me a barefaced liar) but he's scuttled off since.
Yes, Klown aka Clean Cut. He played a few games with Dense on chess.com. He could confirm that Dense plays as JakeyRe on chess.com.
You'd think Dense would answer it himself given that he asked me to give his chess.com name (and called me a barefaced liar) but he's scuttled off since.
Club Pro272 posts
15 Oct 2018, 10:36
#74
15 Oct 2018, 10:36#74
I'm afraid I agree with Cloudy.
Captain40,032 posts
15 Oct 2018, 10:49
#75
15 Oct 2018, 10:49#75
And I hope he stays away. Repulsive specimen
Cloudy how beastly of you!!!!
Captain40,032 posts
15 Oct 2018, 10:52
#76
15 Oct 2018, 10:52#76
Dr Moz, Denny aint no fiend of mine, he burnt his bridges long ago. Think on balance ou rooitwit is probably right. Dense is ducking the challenges set by rooitwi t.
Captain49,914 posts
15 Oct 2018, 14:32
#77
15 Oct 2018, 14:32#77
So the only prooof Urinal has offered so far is Carbuncle, who is as elusive as Elvis and hasn't been seen here ever since the Boks stopped losing.
It's a 'woman's word' that has to be trusted chump, you're confused again. Let me guess, when you were in High School you once met denny at a party......you played a game of chess.....and just before you were about to win denny tossed ice at you.
Hahahahahaha....these recovered memories!
Captain18,117 posts
15 Oct 2018, 14:41
#78
15 Oct 2018, 14:41#78
Nope. Dense knows I have all the proof I need . . . that's why he's run away in tears.
Let's wait and see if Dense confirms that the name he asked me for is correct.
". . . so here's the thing.....let's ask the barefaced liar to state my new nick....this should be fun."
I've answered him. The new nick is JakeyRe. No sign of Dense sin ce I answered his question. Not sure he's having as much fun as he thought he was going to have.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Let's wait and see if Dense confirms that the name he asked me for is correct.
". . . so here's the thing.....let's ask the barefaced liar to state my new nick....this should be fun."
I've answered him. The new nick is JakeyRe. No sign of Dense sin ce I answered his question. Not sure he's having as much fun as he thought he was going to have.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Captain49,914 posts
15 Oct 2018, 15:08
#79
15 Oct 2018, 15:08#79
Splutter splutter: 'he knows....I can't prove anything.....I know his new nick, that's all the proof you need.....trust me'.
A split in 3 games a decade ago.....is it too late to congratulate you?
Bwaaaaaaahahahaha!
Captain18,117 posts
15 Oct 2018, 15:15
#80
15 Oct 2018, 15:15#80
Oh do shut up you pathetic old fool.
Your sad little Gimp has already told you that he doesn't need you to "bat" for him and this has got sweet stuff all to do with you . . . so let the little chap stand on his own two feet and confirm if the name he asked me for is correct or not.
I can wait. I've waited more than a decade for Dense to summon up the courage to admit what happened in the blitz games we played on his Yahoo site so I can wait a little longer for his confirmation that he used the name JakeyRe on chess.com.
I think everyone can see for themselves who is answering the questions on this thread and who is ducking and diving . . . so no need for your pompous, ignorant and childish little views for now, Moffie. Let your little Gimp speak for himself and then afterwards you can help him wipe all the egg off his fat crimson face.
Okay?
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