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The Quince and the Stampkar

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
23 Nov 2020, 01:40
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23 Nov 2020, 01:40#1

....I think it’s pretty obvious South African coaches knew what they were doing when they passed on these two duds. Stamp’s reputation was made when he was the designated runner....and he ran, hardly ever breaking a tackle or offloading a ball. Now that he’s not the designated runner he almost invisible


As for the Quince.....it’s puzzling, I’ve seen better locks come off the bench for the Kings.

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
23 Nov 2020, 18:55
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23 Nov 2020, 18:55#2

Mozart 

As obsessed you are with  Erasmus so are you with Stander - a ten times better loosie than some of the duds Meyer and Coetzee came up with.   Stander was a loss to SA  Rugby and is  still a key player in the Irish team.   Roux was no favorite of mine - but he is playing for Ireland now and there is nothing you can do about it other than to repeat your repetitive garbage.      


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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
23 Nov 2020, 20:27
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23 Nov 2020, 20:27#3
Name a better lock from the Kings bench than Quinn CJ Stander has been a class act for Ireland, one of their best players over the past few years Clueless Meyer said he was too small to make a test loosie - that in a nutshell sums up how utterly useless Meyer was
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
23 Nov 2020, 22:55
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23 Nov 2020, 22:55#4

Mozart always agreed with twaddle Meyer spread and he never differed f rom that "rugby genius" he believed Meyer was. 

 

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
23 Nov 2020, 23:30
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23 Nov 2020, 23:30#5
Meyer was a jibbering idiot Completely out of his depth at test level I had such high hopes for him but oh boy what a flop Bringing back Matfield and losing to the Japs about summed him up
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
24 Nov 2020, 00:01
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24 Nov 2020, 00:01#6

Best attack since 2007, best home record and continually ranked 2 in attack output. Built depth which Coetzee and Rassie benefited from. Compare Meyer's first two years (having to rebuild) to that of Rassie (whose 2018 was worse than the 2017 that got his predessor sacked. Nyet, Josè Erasmus has no record of excellence at any level of the game. Leans heavily on his crutch, Nienaber. 

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
24 Nov 2020, 00:17
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24 Nov 2020, 00:17#7
Oh bullshit Meyer never came close to achieving anything near what Rassie did in 2019 you ignorant prick Rebuild a team my arse and your stats about attack etc are made up bullshit but feel free to provide the evidence to prove it. You are a liar Oh so Neinaber, the physio turned defence coach is Rassie’s crutch - fuck me not only are you stupid but add pathetic to the equation. Neinaber has only ever worked under Rassie never coached a side himself. Everything he knows, Rassie taught you profoundly stupid twat Fuck me it’s obvious Meyer was a complete flop, Rassie has been a revelation, you are a top class cunt trying to discredit Rassie at every turn But best of all is that by doing so you embarrass yourself repeatedly but are too stupid to realise it Keep going and be a sport and provide evidence of your made up stats you pathetic little liar
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
24 Nov 2020, 06:03
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24 Nov 2020, 06:03#8

Dave 

The crucial point is the scoring of tries and by which component of the team the tries had being scored - this aspect the village idiot never mentioned,    He keeps on referring to stats, but is too stupid to understand and interpret stats.

He praised the two coaches who failed miserably as club coaches so much so  that they were fired by their clubs for gross incompetence as being top class coaches on test level.    The Village idiot is pathetic which I would call a joke in bad taste.

            

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
24 Nov 2020, 10:18
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24 Nov 2020, 10:18#9
Mike omelette just lies all the time I want to see Meyers stats Imagine being stupid enough to declare that useless Meyer achieved more than Rassie’s 2019 or telling us that physio Neinaber is Rassie’s crutch - the guy that has always been by Rassie’s side and learnt everything from Rassie Insultingly stupid
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
24 Nov 2020, 12:08
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24 Nov 2020, 12:08#10

Really? What were the opposition in 2019? The worst Wallaby side in 45 years, and the most vulnerable All Black side since 1998. Argentina were a way off their 2018. 2019 comes down to a win against Australia, a win against Wales in the semi, and the win over England in the final. That's it. The only credible performance was the WC final, in which players you wanted to be excluded from the squad carried the team to victory. It couldn't be funnier. 

2012 to 2013
W: 17 (70.8%)
L: 5 (20.8%)
D: 2 (8.3%)

2018 to 2019
W: 17 (65.4%)
L: 8 (30.8%)
D: 1 (3.8%)

Meyer's away record was better, and we were only beaten twice at home in four years (two to NZ). In fact, up until the first Wallaby test of 2014, only NZ could beat the Boks. We were consistently second in attack output throughout that period, and reached a peak in the midway point where we were even first in several categories. 
   Rassie's Boks have consistently ranked bottom of every statistical category in both seasons. It actually regressed as his tenure continued, with more limited ideas and safety-first kicking. If we break kicking down per zones, Rassie's Boks are the first Bok side to consistently kick ball away in the oppositions half, especially in or just outside the red zone. Any slow ball is kicked away, and there is a very predictable pattern to play throughout (these same shapes and patterns persisted in until the final. Follow the distribution chain and mini-units. I have logged these.) 

As per tries scored? How many more times must I cover this? To compare tries scored across eras one must look at tries scored by all teams. Tries have increased sharply post 2015. What was once scored in 2012 isn't the same as 2018. I actually posted the full set of data for every Rugby Championship season as well tackle stats for both the RC and Super Rugby, thus showing a definite trend. Are the current Boks in sync with the trends of the game? No. They stick out like a sore thumb. Meyer's Boks accounted for a larger share of tries scored in his tenure than that of Rassie's Boks. This is actually a very poor platform to argue for Rassie, as it draws into view the stagnancy of his model, which mirrors that of his Stormers sides. 

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
24 Nov 2020, 13:05
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24 Nov 2020, 13:05#11

Listen dud

The sore thumb you posted lost track of two things  winning the RC - the first time ever in a WC year - and winning the WC by demolishing the favored English team.    Meyer's away record was better than what?     That is a joke in bad taste,   losing or drawing against Argentina playiong away - or beating them by  narrow margins were not having a better record.

Your calculations and percentages are jokes as well.   After the destruction caused by Meyer and Coetzee Erasmus  inherited a dispirited and lost group of players,    He had to rebuild their  self-confidence and find replacements to fill gaps in what was ultimately the WC squad of 2019.    He experimented with a lot of players in 2018 in tests he did  used as trials,  eg -

*   the Washington test against Wales - where only five usual test players were used; and

*   the  3rd English test in June 2018 after the series was won,

He even used the dud in thinking Esterhuizen in some games and that says a lot,   He also succeeded in beating New Zealand away - something never achieved by Meyer.    He was clever and send the main team members to New Zealand and used some returnees to beat the Aussies by a huge margin in 2019 in SA,   In 2019 the team drew with New Zealand and beat the Argentinians easily in Argentina - something Meyer never achieved,   ,                

However - in all the games lost by Erasmus the losses were against top-rated teams and not like Meyer's and Coetzee's specials = losses against Japan and Italy away and Argentina at home.   Meyer's success is largely due to the fact that there were no rated teams in the June 2013 at home tests - the games were against Italy, Samoa and Scotland and for evaluation purposes  representing a joke.

I pointed out to years which could be compared statistically on a realistic basis - namely 2012 and 2018, as well as 2015 and 2019.   In both cases Meyer failed badly - eg scoring of tries and winning of trophies.   For the rest there is no comparisons that could statistically be used to evaluate performances as coaches,   

In any event - Erasmus is world wide accepted as the top coach in the world  and Erasmus and Coetzee were fired by their clubs for gross incompetence.    You still have not explained to us how a failure of coaching on Club level can result in them being successful  test coaches on international level.   If you can provide a reasonable explanation for that anomaly one can look at your explanation as to what happened more deeply.

The main problem with Meyer from the start was his teams elections - he was totally clueless as to that component of  his duties,   The end result was a classic - going to the WC in 2015 with a squad containing  8 unusable players,   The result after the Japan disaster was that he had to use the usable players in all the subsequent tests and by the end of the WC they were exhausted and poor,   Erasmus rested most players and only use the key players in crucial matches in the WC or had them on the bench.    Meyer selected players on reputation - Erasmus based his selection on proven performance,    Huge difference  that one - bearing ion mind that Meyer was given a  virtually unlimited budget by Stade Francais to recruit players and ended up with rubbish he should never have contracted,      

In the meantime I leave it to you and Mozart to come up with the rubbish you always spout on site,                      

 

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
24 Nov 2020, 13:54
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24 Nov 2020, 13:54#12
Omelette stop lying about Meyer having a better attack record or Rassie having the second lowest - it’s all just lies So now it’s down to the Oz being weak and NZ vulnerable - what utter horse shit Up your game you pathetic little man, seriously this sounds as weak as us poisoning the AB’s Now answer this question you dumbfuck - name the year where Meyer’s record was better than Rassie’s 2019 Take your time ignorant prick And stop lying about players I wanted discarded in the WC - the only ones I had little faith in were Frans Steyn, Mostert and Louw - they hardly won us the cup now did they you lying prick Rassie is twice the coach Meyer ever was - Meyer was a useless Bok coach evidenced by his record and above all insultingly losing to Japan
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
24 Nov 2020, 14:04
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24 Nov 2020, 14:04#14

"And stop lying about players I wanted discarded in the WC - the only ones I had little faith in were Frans Steyn, Mostert and Louw - they hardly won us the cup now did they you lying prick"

You were against Beast, Thor, Frans, Mostert, Louw, Am. There was even a time where you were ready to discard Pollard for Lambie. All the big-time performers, you berated. Without them, we don't even make the final.

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
24 Nov 2020, 14:44
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24 Nov 2020, 14:44#15
Don’t lie you prick - one would swear that by lying it somehow adds more weight to your pathetic attempt at gaining credibility At no point did I ever say I was against Beast Am or Vermeulen. I said I preferred Kitshoff to Beast and I stand by that and I said I preferred Dan du Preez to Vermeulen and I stand by that, as I do Jessie Kriel over Am. All very close calls and I was happy to have Rassie’s choices on board and I said as much. As for Lambie over Pollard that is the biggest load of shit I have read in ages - it’s a pathetic lie. Fact is Louw, Frans Steyn and powder puff Mostert would not have smelt my WC squad. Mostert and Louw are never beens and Frans is long past it. Stop lying you sad excuse
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
24 Nov 2020, 15:46
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24 Nov 2020, 15:46#16

Yes you did say that Beast should retire. You repeatedly told me that Kriel was better than Am. Your big picks don't make the contributions. Louw was the second best pilfer under Meyer in the game. He showed that ability numerous times, such as his three turnovers against France in 2018 to salvage something from the EOYT and his key steal against Wales. 

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
24 Nov 2020, 16:20
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24 Nov 2020, 16:20#17
Well Beast did retire at the top you stupid prick. At no point have I ever not rated Beast, I just prefer Kitshoff and stand by that. Yes I prefer Kriel to Am and still do, but I rate Am highly and have always said as much so stop fucking lying about my takes on players Louw has always been bog ordinary, too big for an openside, not big enough for a blindside and not skilful enough for an 8 Kolisi, Jaco Kriel, Kwagga, James Venter and Carr are all better opensides. Have never rated Louw, sure he has had his odd moments but he has always been much of a non entity and your rugby ignorance will not change my take on him EVER much like it won’t with powder puff Mostert or useless Morne Steyn or out of his depth Meyer or how great the likes of PSDT, de Allende, Jessie Kriel, Serfontein etc are. What was it Schrueder at 9 for you - you fucking joke
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
24 Nov 2020, 17:14
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24 Nov 2020, 17:14#18

Kolisi has no production at test level outside of a handful of runs since 2013. Kwagga was exposed against New Zealand. Not better than Louw. Kriel, Venter, and Carr are just names you cite to pad your lists. 

Schreuder was the best rated 9 in South Africa throughout 2018 and 2019 with significantly higher output than any other candidate. He also has much better fundamentals, such as passing and kicking. Your big call, Reinach entered the World Cup against minnows and could barely hit a short ball to a one-off runner coming around the corner. Where were those kicks. This sounds so much like the Watson bubble pop. You are a very funny man, made all the more amusing by how seriously you take yourself. 

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
24 Nov 2020, 19:02
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24 Nov 2020, 19:02#19

AO 

I checked the stats you gave and it was totally fraudulent,   The first two aspects I checked  was total BS.   If you want to use stats to prove anything make sure you do not make up your own stats - use the real stats otherwise you shoe yourself up to be a fraud.       

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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
24 Nov 2020, 19:33
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24 Nov 2020, 19:33#20

Stats provided by SANZAR and ESPN. Ende. 

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
24 Nov 2020, 22:03
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24 Nov 2020, 22:03#21
Omelette no one gives a shit what you think about Kolisi and co, it’s all a load of shit I mean imagine being fucking stupid enough to believe Schreuder has more to offer at 9 than the best 9 in the game in Faf, followed closely by Reinach, Jantjies, Nohamba, Papier and vd Bergh I like Schreuder don’t get me wrong but all he offers is a solid option, no individual creativity like the 9’s listed. He is another Ivan v Zyl who to his credit has been very good for the Bulls this series. Selecting a Schreuder is like selecting the utterly useless Morne Steyn at 10 You sell yourself short - but that’s how you roll as you are that rugby ignorant
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
24 Nov 2020, 22:17
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24 Nov 2020, 22:17#22

What was Reinach's production for the Boks? Faf? He can't pass or kick accurately. He is Januarie 2.0. Tough, nuggety and competitive. The SH doesn't possess great 9s.

Morné? The most successful and productive 10 in Bok history?

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
24 Nov 2020, 22:37
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24 Nov 2020, 22:37#23
Faf is the best 9 in the game. Reinach’s WC try kind of sums up how brilliant he is. Morne one of the worst Bok 10’s ever - productive and successful my arse - we lost far too many tests with useless Morne at 10 My worst Bok 10 of all time I don’t define my 10’s by their ability to kick goals He can’t attack, offers zero with ball in hand and is literally shit scared of tackling. Utterly useless
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
25 Nov 2020, 02:23
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25 Nov 2020, 02:23#24

Morne knocked Jaws onto his backside. Let’s get back to the two losers Stampkar and Quince.

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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
25 Nov 2020, 03:03
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25 Nov 2020, 03:03#25

The Irish became a very lateral team because of their inability to punch through the line. At their best they were fast, very efficient at the breakdown and had the most oppressive line speed in the game. A roving team. Stampkar failed to provide the necessary muscle the way Potgieter helped the Waratahs. Another of those Steph types, unsophisticated and languid, lack of raw power . A myth. 

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
25 Nov 2020, 05:02
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25 Nov 2020, 05:02#26

AO

It is the ESPN stats that I checked and found that you falsified it.   Try again dimness - we all by now know that you cannot be relied on to use stats to prove anything since you are  fraudster,,     

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
25 Nov 2020, 05:14
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25 Nov 2020, 05:14#27

Morne in defense was a disaster - look at the Perth test of 2014 as an example - 8 tackles made and 7 missed - and that was not the only bad test  he had.   Agree with  Dave - he was the worst Springbok flyhalf  ever I have  seen playing for the Springboks,   Hell -he was not even the first choice flyhalf of Stade Francais - he was their benchwarmer.    Even though Mozart claims  otherwise kicking at goal is not the only requirement of a flyhalf.      

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
25 Nov 2020, 07:52
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25 Nov 2020, 07:52#28

Controlling the game is the first duty of the flyhalf....Morne was superb at that. Not a great runner, but a fine passer.....and a golden boot. He wouldn’t fit the AB game plan, but he was totally compatible with our WC game plan.

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
25 Nov 2020, 12:29
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25 Nov 2020, 12:29#29

Superb at making BS kicks - standing too deep in the pocket - never himself attacking the gain line -  his passing resulted in the recipient being under pressure immediately,  since two things happen that neutralized him totally as a flyhalf, namely -

*   the wings fell back to cover his poorly executed possession hand-over kicks; and 

*    since he never attacked the gain line himself, defenders ignored him and went for the poor recipient of his hospital passes, 

Meyer fired him three times as flyhalf - once in 2012 and twice in 2014 for exactly the two reasons mentioned.   A flyhalf with a good goal kicking record - for the rest totally useless.   What do you mean by "compatible with our WC game plan?   Which WC game plan are you referring to - the 1995 WC, the 2007 WC or the  2015 WC - the latter in respect of which  he was in the squad - but had a maximum of 20 minutes game time in the whole series.          

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
25 Nov 2020, 14:58
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25 Nov 2020, 14:58#30
It’s simple CJ Stander has been a standout player for Ireland and that is a fact Quinn Roux is a big solid physical lock that got selected ahead of the impressive Hendersen for the last test which tells me he is rated by Ireland A player that gets selected to play for Ireland is hardly going to be some Kings standard lock now is he? It’s a little obvious As for Morne Steyn, he has always been an utterly useless rugby player who found favour with conservative coaches who like a boring kicking flyhalf who ends up losing more games for you than an all round 10 would
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
25 Nov 2020, 15:14
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25 Nov 2020, 15:14#31

Win%

  1. Morné Steyn (62%)
  2. Steph du Toit (54%)
One is the greatest player in the world, the other loses too many tests. 

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
25 Nov 2020, 15:41
#32
25 Nov 2020, 15:41#32
Steph is still playing you dumbfuck and playing in a winning side 62% win record for a Bok 10 is piss poor. It confirms my take on the useless Morne Steyn
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
25 Nov 2020, 15:51
#33
25 Nov 2020, 15:51#33

You are embarrassing yourself, again, Lister. 

Steph is still playing? So what of it? In 55 tests Steph has won 54% of the time. Given how much ball he receives, how often he is a primary rusher, his involvement in games cannot be denied. Is he or is he not being a winning factor? According to your criteria, Steph is a loser. A little help for you: 62 > 54. 

A little quiz for you: 

  1. Who is the fastest player to 100 points in Bok history? 
  2. Who is the fastest player to 200 points in Bok history?
  3. Who is the fastest player to 300 points in Bok history?
  4. Who is the fastest player to 400 points in Bok history?
  5. Who is the fastest player to 500 points in Bok history?
  6. Who is the fastest player to 600 points in Bok history?
  7. Who is the fastest player to 700 points in Bok history?
  8. Who has the second-best all-time points average per test (Boks)?
  9. Which South African 10 has won the most titles?

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
25 Nov 2020, 16:22
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25 Nov 2020, 16:22#34
He has played his tests as a lock or blindside you profoundly stupid prick. His job is to carry the ball in contact much like Etzebeth - their stats mirror eachother you dumbfuck. He still has years of rugby ahead of him. His record could be 70% by the time he retires who knows. It’s like talking rugby with a 5 year old I’m embarrassing myself fuck me that in a nutshell sums up your stupidity As for Morne, no one is refuting his kicking credentials but I’m not sad enough to define a rugby player by his ability to kick for poles. Wake the fuck up to the obvious you prick Morne is a shit rugby player, devoid of talent other than his ability to kick. He is shit with ball in hand, had zero creativity and one of the worst defenders out there for he is simply shit scared of contact 62% for a Bok 10 is a disgrace
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
25 Nov 2020, 16:24
#35
25 Nov 2020, 16:24#35

Quince will disappear without a ripple, there is no enthusiasm for thi ordinary player. Stampkar stunningly was a hero of these dumb Irish commentators.

 ‘He ran  the ball 20 times’. Sure, but that was because he hovered outside the breakdown, leaving others to do the work, and then when he got the ball he beat a tackle once every 10 runs.

Totally toothless...a side effect of the good Irish pack a few years back.

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
25 Nov 2020, 16:54
#36
25 Nov 2020, 16:54#36

How many of the points Morne scored were kicking at goal?   95%  goalkicking and that is his total contribution he ever made  to the team - for the rest he was totally useless,    

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
25 Nov 2020, 20:07
#37
25 Nov 2020, 20:07#37

You’re just repeating yourself Wanker....which wastes your time and bores everybody to tears.

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
25 Nov 2020, 20:12
#38
25 Nov 2020, 20:12#38

So Dave 62% for a Bok 10 is a disgrace? If that’s even the number.

Here’s your man Elton.....wins 18/losses 17/draws 2. Win percentage 48.6%. If 62% is a disgrace, what’s 48.6%?

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
25 Nov 2020, 21:12
#39
25 Nov 2020, 21:12#39
Elton has never had an extended run at 10 many of his caps are off the bench and he has always rightly played second fiddle to Pollard Jantjies is a far far better rugby player than Morne has ever been - not even close CJ has been Ireland’s go to in traffic carrying the ball up setting up phases much like PSDT I’m astounded you judge these players by the metres they make or defenders they beat - one would swear you were talking about a centre or wing Your take on CJ has always been pretty lame - you don’t keep making the Irish side and winning MOM’s being the average player you make him out to be What is so funny is you see no merit in CJ yet think the world of average Louw - it makes no sense at all
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
25 Nov 2020, 21:31
#40
25 Nov 2020, 21:31#40

That’s the point Dud Toit and Stampkar are both useless ball carriers...no penetration, no offload.....just neutral phase play. And both media creations.

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