Visser's Vissies versus Scared-tit

Sharks scrum wins a penalty.

Hooker shows great strength and the Sharks win a penalty.

Bash bash bash bash bash.

Geez...that was crazy!

21 phases of standing starts...

At least the Sharks get 3 through a penalty

21 phases, not a creative thought in sight.

Fassi kicks it. 9-3.

Jason Jenkins is on to replace a very tired looking Emile van Heerden.

9-3

Some drunk ladies in the crowd tonight...

Fassi spills a high kick. Scarlets eventually get the scrum.

Can't argue how poor the Sharks have looked most of this season.

Glasgow holding Leinster...it's 0-0 at the moment

Scarlets win a scrum penalty and kick for the corner.

Scarlets win a scrum penalty and kicking into the Sharks 22 to set up a lineout

Scarlets have a lineout 5.

Lovely mail sack by the Sharks...

big defence needed now...

I predict Hooker to make the steal

Good defence from the Sharks . . . until Mchunu plays the ball on the ground and gives up a penalty.

Repeat, just on the other side of the field. Ah no, now they spotted a knock on and it's a Sharks scrum.

Ref gets a wake up call from the TMO and changes it to a Sharks scrum. The ball was knocked on and that's why Mchunu played it.

Surprise surprise the retarded Italian missed and obvious knock on...

luckily somebody intervened and the Sharks have a scrum

Now the Sharks get a scrum penalty. Mchunu has made a big difference since coming on.

sharks win the scrum penalty

Another scrum penalty Sharks.

Pakie, we need to start a hate group for this ref

Not a great clearance from Fassi.

Even in the 75th minute alert and Davi g the Sharks lineout

Pakie, we need to start a hate group for this ref

That's Lydia's man-crush you're talking about, Plum.

Tell me that lineout mess up from the Scsrlets didn't make you laugh

Hahahaha

Scarlets try a short throw and make a mess of it. Sharks scrum. 9-3 with 3 mins left.

"That's Lydia's man-crush you're talking about, Plum."

you cut me deep, Pakie

When last did we see a tryless game?

Again the Esterhuizen first receiver bash. Does the Sharks have any other plan for initiating play?

And again. Some go forward but it's so predictable.

Penalty Sharks. Will they kick for touch . . . no, it will end 12-3. What a crap game.

They win a penalty and that could be the game if they convert it.

Bosses with a lineout on the Scarlets 22c Eben gathers...phases and the Sharks get an easily kickable penalty on the 22...

That's the game.

12-3

12-3. Absolutely nothing happened. Poor supporters coming out to watch that.

Every game the Sharks play looks terrible but they've won enough to secure 3rd spot on the log.

I'm off to bars of Pretoria in search of Lydia.

I'm hoping I can convince her to come to church tomorrow so I can help her pray the gay away.

Thanks for the company boys

Eben is MOTM

Esterhuizen gets most successful carries at 8. Hooker most defenders beaten at 5.

Tell Lydia her pizza smuggler choked to death on a piece of dough. Maybe that gives you a shot.