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Visser's Vissies versus Scared-tit

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2025, 21:20
#121
17 May 2025, 21:20#121

"Tell Lydia her pizza smuggler choked to death on a piece of dough. Maybe that gives you a shot."


im still bleeding from the first cut





CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
18 May 2025, 20:40
#122
18 May 2025, 20:40#122

This was aa shit isplay of how rugby should not be played by any reputable team, Aimless kicking and a bloody poor dis\lay against a very avreage team ending up in the play-off as number 4 team.


The total absence of thinking rugby went down to zero level and the backline performance of the Sharks was pathetic, Hendriks and Masuku must be the worst halback combination in SA and then we have dumbo at 12 who put in his normal non-contributin perfornce again. That youngster Mills playig his second match for the Lions yesteday showed more than St Esterhuizen did in matches the past two months for the Sharks,


Next match of the Sharks will be in Durban against Munster and a repeat of the shit performance by the Sharks today will lead to a loss.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
18 May 2025, 23:05
#123
18 May 2025, 23:05#123

Oh look Dumbo had 12 successful carries….the next best player had 5.


https://www.unitedrugby.com/match-centre/202401/united-rugby-championship/hollywoodbets-sharks-vs-scarlets-2025-05-17/281007#tabs-stats

CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
19 May 2025, 07:28
#124
19 May 2025, 07:28#124

And how many tries did the Sharks score as a result of playing Jakeball and not rugby? Answer and explain why they played shit rugby aginst a much lower ranked team. What did St Estrhuizen achieved with his carries anyway?


It was such a poor performance and such poor rugby being played that I switch over to watch tennis at half-time instead of wasting time watching idiotic rugby garbage.


I will wait and see what they produce in the quarterfinal against Munster and if they repeat their performance of Saturday a loss will be on the cards,





PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
19 May 2025, 11:56
#125
19 May 2025, 11:56#125

Esterhuizen was good. He's for sure my player of the year, already.


He scored two tries and kicked all his goals. That bit where he carried Eben about 20m to dump him over the try line for the score...so epic!!! Only Andre could do that.


The guy is taking South African rugby to the next level. I'm so glad that Rassie has been saving him for now. He's gonna be the Boks biggest player until the next WC where he'll no doubt lift the trophy as the winning captain too.


I heard that trump wants to meet Andre Esterhuizen. I'm more excited for that than I am for the meeting between trump and Cyril.


The guy has a huge part of his rugby career to come and he's likely going into politics.


I'm just happy to be alive in his era.



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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
19 May 2025, 12:42
#126
19 May 2025, 12:42#126

Esterhuizen man of the match in every game, he's just so humble that he allows the award to go to other players too. Generational talent in rugby and humility.

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
19 May 2025, 14:10
#127
19 May 2025, 14:10#127

Geez that was a shit show of a game

CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
19 May 2025, 15:27
#128
19 May 2025, 15:27#128

St Estehuizen arsekreepers are all up in arms and that indeed is a show of rugby idiocy supreme, Fto a rugby playing perspective the man is really thick and his thinkng ability is being dwarfed because he sometimes manage to carry the ball over the gain line,


He neve scored a try in tests because he is never where attacks are taking place - all muscle with dumbo brain.

CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
19 May 2025, 15:30
#129
19 May 2025, 15:30#129

Dave


Have to agree with you - the Sharks ere playing Jakeball as far away from real rugby inmaginable, It all consist of aimless kicking and inability to play an attacking game. If the Sharks in their next match do the same Munster will beat them with ease,

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
19 May 2025, 17:04
#130
19 May 2025, 17:04#130

Mike your anti Esterhuizen is rugby ignorance of the highest order


He was not great on the weekend, he had his moments but then again no one stood out thanks to a piss poor gameplan and plenty of mistakes


Best Sharks player for me was Vincent Tsituka, followed by Eben

CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
19 May 2025, 18:02
#131
19 May 2025, 18:02#131

Dave

Mills played a better game for the Lions then St Estehuizen did for the Sharks. He played thinking rugby the dumbo saint did not,


RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 May 2025, 18:49
#132
19 May 2025, 18:49#132

If you're not seeing Esterhuizen's quality then you're either drunk, a blithering idiot or at some level of bias that is off the charts.


Ou Maaik, in your case, that would be all three.

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
19 May 2025, 19:00
#133
19 May 2025, 19:00#133

No Mills was not better for the Lions - there was nothing between them


Mills is still to hit his straps but he is showing good touches that excite me

RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 May 2025, 19:07
#134
19 May 2025, 19:07#134

All I know about Mills is he has a Death Wish, the number on his back is The Dirty Dozen and he has a Heartbreak Pass.

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
19 May 2025, 19:13
#135
19 May 2025, 19:13#135

Charles

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