What is required from Centers

I tested the piece in a language analyser. Here's what emerges:

1) Average sentence length is slightly shorter (less rambling).

2) Words over 5 letters are 5% more frequent than the control piece.

3) Hard words(as defined) increase from 4% to 10%.

4) Lexical density decreases notably, making the piece easier to read.

5) The Fog index also shows improvement.

In short it's a better written, more sophisticated piece than your usual rubbish. And it contains no significant grammatical errors which normally abound in even your short pieces. I notice you have fixed your atrocious spelling though....spell check?

Admit it Dave....it's not original.

Moffie you really are one pathetic individual, do you really have nothing better to do. And exposed liar and clearly one who has no life - get a life you pathetic old man.

Mike can you do me a favour and stop addressing posts to me as your ignorance when it comes to rugby and in particular centres is starting to irritate me. I like you Mike and I dont want to say something I regret. You are not Moffie or Denise who I think are complete pricks and I am more than happy to tell them that. So please just let it be, I am not interested - get it?

Oh the anger....trying to hide the shame of being a crude plagiarist. It doesn't fool me Fat Dave.

Man up and prove your accusation of me plagiarising you low life - make sure you prove it for fuck me I am not going to let this one die.

Exposed you for lying, defamation is next

Hahahahaahahahaha.....you copied vitually the whole thing. Admit it. The language analyser shows it was written by a totally different person.

Moffie you really have confirmed what a complete prick you are. Its as bad as you telling me that night in that pub that you left SA because you wanted to get away from the black people - do you remember that?

Another lie, said to someone who knows you are lying. I haven't said one racist thing on any Board in 15 years. And if I harboured those kind of thoughts, the last person I'd say it to was a second rate provincial lawyer.

So Moffie, did you get away from the black people in your snobbish little Chicago suburb? How many of your neighbours are black? Wait . . . let me guess . . . some of your best friends are black?

Waaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaa! 

Well that's funny RooiAAS. Aren't you always saying I have no friends and aren't you always saying I live in a slum?  But you know I live in a "snobby little Chicago suburb". So you were lying before.....for shame.

This centre thing is getting funnier and funnier. Challenged to produce his ideas on centre play it took RooiAAS three weeks to respond. His one  idea was bring back the unavailable Fury. Nevermind our centre play has sucked for years.

And then the intellectual heavyweight Fat Dave copies his centre play ideas out of some Boys Own manual.

What a laugh!

Ah ok Moffie so here we have you exposed as a liar for calling me short and fat and now you are professing innocence when I divulge the content of our discussion over a beer that night in a pub.

You made it clear you were a racist and of course you would not say as much on a messageboard. Moffie you spend your life lying.

We will let the board decide, lying low life

And the evidence is your word? what's that worth? Even your support of Jal's anti relgious stance is concrete evidence of your bigotry. Nope, you are lying through your teeth.

Yes Moffie its your word against mine. Unlike the short and fat.......where that is your word against mine, Jal, Becs and Mike's.........I see the odds are stacked in your favour.

As for my support on anti religion, kindly provide the evidence, you lying racist - there is just no stopping you.

Do you have any black friends Moffie, as I recall you saying you refused to have any black servants in your house?

Sure I'll tell that to Les from Jamaica tomorrow morning, we'll have a good laugh about that. Two other people at our home from Mexico and one from the Dominican Republic. Over to you Fat Man, what's next?

Dont forget Melumsi from Kenya and Keith from Brixton

Actually my doubles partner throughout college was a very nice chap from Kenya. Not Melumsi though. Keep giving me soft balls Fat Man, this is fun.

Would that be the nice chap who's name has deserted you. That comes with age and not really giving a toss about the nice chap?