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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
28 Jan 2023, 07:44
#121
28 Jan 2023, 07:44#121
OMG, Star So the West consists of EU bureaucracy? As far as i can tell, the EU eggheads are the ones i criticised. Interesting point though, and revealing. Tell me, are all the people that voted for Brexit also anti West? You’re probably correct, criticising the likes of Murky-girl and company is anti West…and terrorist adjacent. We should probably lock up all these potential terrorists before it’s too late. So your proof of me being anti-West turns out to be another misrepresentation culminating in mischaracterisation. You actually can’t help yourself.
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
28 Jan 2023, 07:47
#122
28 Jan 2023, 07:47#122
also, thanks for pointing me to that post… My talk-to-text turned seized into cease…lolz I do know the difference, just saying.
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Stavanger1Pro4,532 posts
28 Jan 2023, 13:30
#123
28 Jan 2023, 13:30#123

So the West consists of EU bureaucracy?

So Plum just to clarify you don't think the EU is part of what in geopolitical terms is referred to as the west?

I was actually going post this in my previous post but I thought it a little insulting to even have to suggest that so I left it out. But I see I do need to clarify.

The west when referred to in geopolitical terms would generally be considered to be the USA, Canada, the EU/European countries in general (with one or two exceptions) and NATO, while not in the Western Hemisphere the likes of Japan, South Korea, Australia and New Zealand would be considered western aligned.

Tell me, are all the people that voted for Brexit also anti West?

Brexit has nothing to do with this topic.

You’re probably correct, criticising the likes of Murky-girl and company is anti West…and terrorist adjacent.  We should probably lock up all these potential terrorists before it’s too late.

What are you shiteing on about? I assume this is Merkel you are talking about or something?

So your proof of me being anti-West turns out to be another misrepresentation culminating in mischaracterisation.

You actually can’t help yourself.

LOL I see you're well versed in the Boris Johnson balls of a brass monkey defensive technique.

Anyway over in the EU the bureaucrats have been reading this thread and have decided that this Plum guy talks a lot of sense and are going to implement his diplomatic solution and got in touch with the Kremlin.

A transcript of the phone call.

UVDL: Hello is that Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian federation. This is Ursula von der Leyen President of the EU commission calling on behalf of its member states.

VP: Indeed this is Vlad.

UVDL: Hi Vlad, we in the EU have recently hired a new geopolitical advisor who had convinced us that we need to take a new diplomatic path with Russia.

VP: Okay I'm listening.

UVDL: We have realized we have treated you and Russia very badly over the years and we are sorry. Hence forth our new policy will be one of reconciliation with Russia and above all respect. 

VP: This sounds promising, what does this respect entail?

UVDL: Well first of all we will give you a cast iron guarantee that Ukraine will never be allowed to join either NATO or the EU.

VP: Well that's a good start but there needs to be more.

UVDL: I hear you Vlad, this is why the EU along with our allies will no longer supply any aid of any kind whatever to Ukraine ever until the Ukrainians agrees to make concessions to you.

VP: What sort of concessions?

UVDL: That they agree to acknowledge both Crimea and the Donbass in its entirety as Russian forever. 

VP: And both you in the EU and the rest of the west will also recognize Crimea and Donbass as Russian?

UVDL: Absolutely! While its harsh on Ukraine, the wishes of a great power like Russia must be respected and peace is worth any price.

VP: I agree wholeheartedly but what about the Nazi's running Ukraine?

UVDL: Again got you covered, we will again not provide any aid or trade with Ukraine until the Zelenskyy government resigns. I'm sure we can then all work together to find a Ukrainian leader that has the confidence of the Russian government.

VP:  Well this is fantastic news Ursula, you have made all the correct decisions and by doing so I'm more than happy to bring an end to the fighting with immediate effect.

UVDL: Oh Vlad that makes us so happy to hear over here in Brussels. We can get back to our normal lives now and go back to punishing the Brits for Brexit!

VP: Well you know the saying all's well that ends well.

Queue 30 seconds of joint laughter

VP: Well now that's well worked out, how quickly do you want us to restart energy supplies.

UVDL: Oh no we won't be buying any of your energy.

VP: Wait what...why not?

UVDL: Oh our same advisor said one of the reasons you invaded was that you had to much leverage over us by supplying so much of our energy. We made it too tempting a target for you by showing such weakness that you were unable to resist invading Ukraine so really when it comes down to it the whole thing was our fault anyway. So we can't make that mistake again.

VP: But but but...respect? How is not partaking in regular trade with us and not purchasing our primary export commodity a sign of respect?

UVDL: Well we do respect you, its just we don't trust you a fucking millimeter.

VP: And is trust not a sign of respect, this is actually quite insulting!

 UVDL:Err...(sounds of someone making fake crackle noises) sorry Vlad the line's breaking up a quite a bit so I didn't catch that last part...anyway Vlad it was nice catching up again, but I've got some sauerkraut in the oven so got to run. We must do this again some time. Toodles and auf wiedersehen!

A click followed by an engaged noise

VP: Hello...hello.....Da Fuck?

also, thanks for pointing me to that post…

My talk-to-text turned seized into cease…lolz

I do know the difference, just saying.

Don't worry unlike others here I don't feel the need to point out every grammar and spelling mistake.



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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
28 Jan 2023, 14:45
#124
28 Jan 2023, 14:45#124
that was pretty funny actually
You're still missing it though.
See, I think that the politicians and EU bearcats have been doing a bad job on climate, COVID, monetary policy, woke policies, and to some degree Russia. 
Now pay attention...read it slowly...
That    does    not    make    me   anti-West.
slowly now...
It    does    not    mean    that    I'm    supporting    Russia.
take a break before reading the next line...
It    does    not     mean    that    I    support    Putin.
I'd have thought you'd not have a problem with this chain of thought since you're the perpetual "just because" guy.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
28 Jan 2023, 15:14
#125
28 Jan 2023, 15:14#125

"I think that the politicians and EU bearcats have been doing a bad job . . ."

So you're blaming the bearcats now?


Who knew these cuddly guys were responsible for the invasion of Ukraine?


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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
28 Jan 2023, 15:23
#126
28 Jan 2023, 15:23#126

Lol

I'll leave it unedited for you, Rooi.

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Stavanger1Pro4,532 posts
28 Jan 2023, 16:55
#127
28 Jan 2023, 16:55#127

Meanwhile in the Kremlin.

Click

You have one new voice message.

Hello...hello, is this thing recording, which button do I press...(muffled voice in background) oh it records automatically.. oh okay. Ahem. Hello Vlad its Ursula here again. We have gone back to our top adviser to discuss your disappointment at our decision not to resume energy purchases from Russia. I'm sorry but he's been quite clear on this topic and we must stand firm by our decision, no more energy imports from Russia. However we would like to offer you a compromise deal.  The EU would like to purpose a cull of bear cats throughout all EU member states. We feel this is respectful fair deal to offset the loss of hundreds of billions of rubles in lost energy sales.  I look forwa....(sound of abrupt cut off and engaged tone)

Putin: DA FUCK?

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
28 Jan 2023, 17:16
#128
28 Jan 2023, 17:16#128

Putin puts the phone down and turns to Boris, his #2 guy . . .

Vlad: Now at last we get respect. Bearcats. We must stockpile bearcats. This changes everything. You may take nuclear button back to cellar . . . but don't trip . . . 

Boris: Very good. This bearcats, they can kill a man?

Vlad: yes, they are more powerful than Leopard tank. Why do you ask?

Boris: Oh is no reason, we are having meeting of the generals later and I will be asking how best we utilize this new weapon.

Vlad: You and the generals are having many meetings all of a sudden . . . and why has my food taster gone missing? Is suspicious happenings here.

Boris: You get respect and appeasement from western pigs. We all applaud your achievements oh great leader . . . now I like very much to see bearcats.



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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
28 Jan 2023, 17:27
#129
28 Jan 2023, 17:27#129

Meanwhile, many million light years away in the Cloudy Galaxy on the planet Meton, the Metonian king has just received some news. He looks stricken. His face is pale and he begins to shake slightly.

Spooony: What's the matter my lord?

King: Remember the half-earthling who arrived here all those years ago?

Spooony: The guy who travels between Earth and Meton on a hubcap and always asks for anal probes?

King: That's the one. . . know what he's done?

Spooony: Tell me my king?

King: He's gone and told them about bearcats!

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
28 Jan 2023, 18:46
#130
28 Jan 2023, 18:46#130

I have come across the two most idiotic people I have ever seen in my  long life - Rooinek and SB.   They still despite mountains of evidence to the contrary have been told by the media at one stage that Trump was supported in the 2016 election by Putin and that Putin wanted Trump as President.   The Democrats and Obama Administration concocted the lies - and lies they were proven to be.   They did to this date did not realize that Putin preferred  the ultra-corrupt Clinton as President of the USA - knowing full well that he could force her to do as he pleases.    Next time out they supported Biden as President as he is as corrupt as Clinton is and they now think that his  BS administration is not to be blamed on the mess the World is in at present.

        

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
28 Jan 2023, 20:02
#131
28 Jan 2023, 20:02#131

i told ChatGPT to continue the story ...I'm not happy about it but...

King: Remember the half-earthling who arrived here all those years ago?

Spooony: The guy who travels between Earth and Meton on a hubcap and always asks for anal probes?

King: That's the one. You know what he's done?

Spooony: Tell me my king?

King: He's gone and saved us from a terrible fate.

Spooony: What do you mean?

King: It turns out that the Earthlings were planning to launch a massive invasion of our planet, and they were going to use knock-off bearcats as their weapon of choice.

Spooony: No way!

King: But our brave hubcap traveler discovered their plan and alerted us in time. Thanks to him, we were able to prepare a defense and defeat the Earthling invaders.

Spooony: Wow, he really is a hero!

King: Yes, he is. And in recognition of his bravery, I hereby grant him the title of "The Bearcat Savior" and give him a lifetime supply of free anal probes.

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
28 Jan 2023, 22:27
#132
28 Jan 2023, 22:27#132

I honestly would recommend that Anger and Blackboyo turn over their posting to ChatGPT….unless of course Boyo wants to enlist yet another member of his family to support his views. As for Anger, humor doesn’t come naturally to these self righteous types, but he does try:

‘ The EU would like to purpose a cull of bear cats throughout all EU member states.’…..hahaha, it’s cringeworthy stuff, humor by the humorless.

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Stavanger1Pro4,532 posts
28 Jan 2023, 22:46
#133
28 Jan 2023, 22:46#133

I do too have a sense of humor, I break into hysteric laughter every time you fail at troll posting, which is why I'm laughing right now.


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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
28 Jan 2023, 23:12
#134
28 Jan 2023, 23:12#134

’Hysterical’ is better. And thanks for proving my point….no sense of humor at all. But you do try.

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Stavanger1Pro4,532 posts
29 Jan 2023, 00:00
#135
29 Jan 2023, 00:00#135

’Hysterical’ is better. And thanks for proving my point….no sense of humor at all. But you do try

Ahh bless...god loves a trier I guess.

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sharkbokCaptain23,201 posts
29 Jan 2023, 02:03
#136
29 Jan 2023, 02:03#136

I thought bearcats were indigenous to Planet Meton, but no. They do exist, and ButtPlug has been proven right once again.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
29 Jan 2023, 08:10
#137
29 Jan 2023, 08:10#137
I deserve it for being too lazy to type and to read over the text before I post. Anyway, i’m glad that could I give you guys a fluffy creature to visualise. Apparently it aids cognition. Lord know’s you need more of that. Now Rooi, write us a story about your assassination plot…
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
29 Jan 2023, 08:45
#138
29 Jan 2023, 08:45#138
"it’s cringeworthy stuff, humor by the humorless."
LMAO!
This from the sour, dreary and pompous old toad who wouldn't recognise humour if it slapped him through his fat, stupid face . . . the same dour and judgmental drunkard who has made more than 37 000 posts on here without once (intentionally) raising a laugh or even a smile.
Moffie commenting on humour is like ou Maaik talking about history or Doos XL talking about rugby.
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
29 Jan 2023, 09:24
#139
29 Jan 2023, 09:24#139

The ninja creeps quietly through the Kremlin gardens...


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MoonroverPro1,973 posts
29 Jan 2023, 10:48
#140
29 Jan 2023, 10:48#140

This will probably be the last war the USA is standing a fighting chance in.
Their navy is in decay.....just some technology and satellites thrown in.
We've been through the Cold War ....the USA obviously cannot stand the power that Russia and China are taking over Europe with.
The goofballs on here still want to see a super missile war and don't even know how many nuclear silos there are in China and Russia.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
29 Jan 2023, 11:16
#141
29 Jan 2023, 11:16#141

One metric that is very important...Aircraft Carriers

When you add up the allies versus the opposition it's not close...39 versus 7(that's if you count Brazil and Egypt on the Russia/China team) if not it's 41 versus 5...which is an on-paper and real-life ass-kicking.

It's also very safe to assume that the Yanks have total air superiority even before you factor in black project inventory...which is likely vast and many moons ahead of the opposition. 

The allies also very easily win in terms of intelligence. China only features in the top 5 intelligence agencies because every Chinese person is basically a potential spy.

  • United States - 20 (11 aircraft carriers, 9 helo carriers)
  • France - 4 (1 aircraft carrier, 3 helo carriers)
  • Japan - 4 helo carriers (two of which are being converted to light aircraft carriers)
  • China - 3 (2 aircraft carriers, 1 helo carrier)
  • Italy - 2 aircraft carriers (one specialized for submarine hunting)
  • United Kingdom - 2 aircraft carriers
  • Australia - 2 helo carriers
  • Egypt - 2 helo carriers
  • South Korea - 2 helo carriers
  • India - 1 aircraft carrier
  • Russia - 1 aircraft carrier
  • Spain - 1 aircraft carrier/helo carrier (can be either)
  • Brazil - 1 helo carriers
  • Thailand - 1 helo carrier
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MoonroverPro1,973 posts
29 Jan 2023, 13:38
#142
29 Jan 2023, 13:38#142

Yes it's only the USA basically which has superiority on aircraft carriers. By 2025 China will have 100 more warships than the USA.

The one aircraft carrier of Royal Nayy is having huge refit and the other needs Yankee warships to protect it. 

The Chinese Navy is establishing itself globally with a port on the Horn of Africa, Tajikistan, Cambodia and now looking at Argentina.Still interesting to see which ships they send here next month. 

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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
29 Jan 2023, 16:53
#143
29 Jan 2023, 16:53#143

I'd rather live under US law in the USA than under Chinese rule in China...we better curb Chinese expansion notions sooner than later.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
29 Jan 2023, 17:07
#144
29 Jan 2023, 17:07#144
China is very screwed…while the US is well positioned for continued dominance. Kinda just is how it is. Lol who would wanna live under Chinese rule? I’m sure most Chinese don’t even want to.
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CrusadersfanPro3,099 posts
29 Jan 2023, 17:25
#145
29 Jan 2023, 17:25#145

Don't you believe that Plum, China has its fair share of its own flag waiving Chinese are the superior race  and China is number one, in fact I believe they have more good old boys than America is cursed with.

Sure there are plenty that aren't but I would be surprised if the vast majority are anti Chinese government. 

You have to remember the people of China know very little about the outside world as information for the masses is heavily surpressed.

I have spent a lot of time in China and you would be surprised how ignorant the average Joe is of the outside world

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
29 Jan 2023, 18:10
#146
29 Jan 2023, 18:10#146

Spot on Draad.

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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Jan 2023, 12:11
#147
30 Jan 2023, 12:11#147

In reality, I think if Putin died of a genuine heart attack tomorrow, there would be widespread propaganda that he was killed by outside forces anyway..... even if nothing could be 100% proven.

I doubt that Russia would ever want to pre-empt a war with this kind of scenario, but who is to say that this could not be an intentional false flag act option by Russia...... because it easily could be... although I doubt very highly that this would ever happen at all......

Putin is just far too protected in Russia.... with some reports putting it at 20 000 individual soldiers who are tasked every day, with directly protecting Putin from any outside harm.

If anything could ever happen to Putin, it would have to come from Putin's very closely guarded inner circle.


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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Jan 2023, 12:14
#148
30 Jan 2023, 12:14#148

"we better curb Chinese expansion notions sooner than later"

Yeah, I have mentioned this before, many times.....

The Chinese footprint already in Africa as a whole... is a very scary notion.

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