No - but have a wonderful story to tell you. In 1973 I was a week away from my 6 month holiday in Europe - I was called to SWA because of a serious financial problem in the then Department of Water Affairs.
So off to Windhoek and from there to Swakopmund and Walvisbaai and and the underground water pumping system service to the two towns. In charge was a chap from Austria. After we got in he was cursing and uttering words I never heard before about an incident he was involve in two day earlier. He was driving on inspection after a terrible sandstorm the previous day. The way the people drove was to get going downhill gaining sped to get up the next hill. Unfortunately the hill he was going over changed the day before and instead of the normal slope suddenly had nothing but a steep slope on the other side. Chasing up the one side he went airborne and about of literal flying ended up with his nose buried in sand and him stuck in the desert.
So after hearing that story I wanted to make the atmosphere a bit easier I asked him why left a beautiful country like Austria and ended up working in the desert? He stared at me and made the following remark:-
"You obviously never met my wife".
I did not dare to challenge him any further on that topic - because his wife obviously was worse than the incident the day before.
A Jewish women went to Swakopmund on business and understanding German she heard the following (translated from German). "Come over tomorrow night for a party to celebrate the Kaizer's Birthday". This happened in the 1960's. When in Grass - Austria - I went to the Hunter's Museum and there was an elderly couple and the old gentlemen pointed to a photo of the Emperor Franz Joseph out hunting saying "What a great man and a top hunter. Talking of that the Emperor' workday started at 05:00 in the morning when he had breakfast with his mistress Katerina Schratt and first interviews started at 06:00 in the morning. Any person could ask for an interview with the Kaizer and interviews was scheduled not to last longer than 3 minutes. One day the lady and her servants overslept and at about 05;30 they rushed to the door and found the Emperor standing there. He did not know how t o knock on a door -since his whole life doors were always opened for him when necessary.
If there was an interview that the Emperor was interested in a further meeting was then scheduled that would last no loner than "10 minutes". He worked 6 days a week and took only a 14 day holiday every year - that was when he went hunting.
History always remains interesting and the world leaders of today could never be compared to the era of gentlemen and ladies who had their peoples interest at heart.