There are always allegations made about "barking dogs" on this site - but how about the "howling dogs" (tjankende honde)? What contribution do they make with their tail between the legs after their attacks on players they do not like and making all kinds o false forecasts as to player performances of players they do not like and praising the players they like.
To read their reports on players and performances is like getting doomsday forecasts. Lets look at what the "howling dogs" come up with regularly"=
Mozart - the Howling Dog Leader
This one specializes in digging up bones from about 10 years ago. In doing that he feels that the "olde bones" and swear those old bones are still the best bones around. In a rugby sense he fas some heroes -
Matfield he puts on a pedestal and makes excuses for his physical deficiencies and when he buggers up games - like happened in the RC tests against the AB's last year - the excuses are covering pages of utter BS. The fact that half the tests Matfield started in for the Springboks played in since June 2014 counts for nothing insofar as Mozart is concerned.
He is nopw howling like a mad dog that Matfield - despite the fact that he is a joke insofar as a lock is concerned - must be selected for the game on Saturday.
The center pairing
It is obvious that he hates De Allende and Kriel with a vengeance. All of last week the dog was howling how Jamie Roberts will win the game for Wales because De Allende cannot defend. The crescendo in howling is unbelievable when it comes to Kriel. All the howling because he wants to see Frans Steyn and Juan de Jongh as the Springbok center pair. When asked for examples where Steyn made a case for selection - Mozart came back with a classic - Steyn is so huge that he scares the hell out of opponents ( no mind the Fat).
The Flyhalf Situation
90% of the function of flyhalfs is to kick balls - irrespective how aimless and inaccurate the kicks are. Morne is king according to the this dog.
Alberts and Jannie
Another set of serious howling - Jannie si his national treasure and Alberts is the same as Frans Steyn - he needs to do nothing - which is normal with this dog - he si there to scare the hell of of opponents.
THE HOWLING NOW IS ABOUT GETTING THE TEAM FOR ENXT WEEK CHANGED AND OBVIOUSLY TO BRING IN MATFIELD, JANNIE AND EVEN MORNE BACK INTO THE TEAM FOR NEXT WEEK.
Desert Fox
Sounds like a nice doggie that one - all for licking the hands of his masters. This guy hates -
* Lambie because he wants his beloved Morne back into the Springbok team
* De Allende is physical deficient since he does not have upper body strength and is useless as he cannot make tackles either. Evidence to the contrary is ignored All this because Frannsie should be in the team.
Coach57,555 posts
18 Oct 2015, 15:05
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