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A Question of Lawyers - you get the honest ones - like Dave and then you get this

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DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Oct 2014, 16:53
#281
30 Oct 2014, 16:53#281

My good man

 

That is bordering on a comb over !!

 

And if that's the middle of your nut, you don't just need your mental health checked, you need to check your eyesight as well

 

Look where your nose is, and where that path / comb over is

 

You stupid stupid man

 

Unless you are a special indivdual and your nose is not in the middle of your face

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Oct 2014, 16:55
#282
30 Oct 2014, 16:55#282
This is so much  fun  
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
30 Oct 2014, 17:05
#283
30 Oct 2014, 17:05#283

Wow....I have now heard it all......someone on here did say you were 70, is that correct?

 

That might explain a lot........so according to your eyes and my photo, I have a side path in the middle of my head and better still its a comb over........bwhaaahaaaaaa

 

You are even more stupid than I originally imagined.......its the best post ever........a side path in the middle of the head..........bwhaaaahaaaaaaa

 

Damn right that's the middle of my head old man, the exact spot the sun is shinning on my head........geez open your eyes.......side path in the middle of the head or better still a comb over......let me guess next you will be telling me I am bald????  

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Oct 2014, 17:23
#284
30 Oct 2014, 17:23#284

70....Lol Ok Duncey Dave

 

Convince yourself of that if you will, are you referring to the sun shining in the middle of your hair, or on that massive forehead?

 

The sun may be in the middle of that forehead, but not a hell is that path, unless your nose is completely out of whack, which I would concede defeat if it was

 

I wo nder what's worse, me out by 1cm, and you out by 3 years, saying it's a decade, when it was 7 years

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
30 Oct 2014, 17:30
#285
30 Oct 2014, 17:30#285

You poor little man, you really do have issues in general, but your eyes are a big concern......so is your obsession with me

 

Did I say 10 years or nearly 10 years wise man and would someone having not seen more for 7 years be qualified to comment on my weight now......be brave and answer that one.....come on....wee man

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
30 Oct 2014, 18:21
#286
30 Oct 2014, 18:21#286
 It took quite some time for you to think of a come back this time, DA. 
And it is not an altogether rational one, is it ? 

Dumpy, from that photo ? Hmmmmm. 

I have to say that he must have had the quickest hair transplant ever, because I first met him a couple of weeks after that photo was taken and he was definitely not showing any signs of hair loss then ! Just a cracking sun tan. Made me look even more ghostly than normal.

But you keep telling me what to do, DA. I, of course, being female, have to acquiesce, right ?  
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
30 Oct 2014, 18:35
#287
30 Oct 2014, 18:35#287
Becs you have to love a side path from the middle of the head, have you ever seen one of those?  
BE
becsPro4,378 posts
30 Oct 2014, 19:19
#288
30 Oct 2014, 19:19#288
 Not that I am aware of. 
SH
Sharky54Club Pro247 posts
30 Oct 2014, 19:42
#289
30 Oct 2014, 19:42#289
 What is wrong with a side path ? L OL
BE
becsPro4,378 posts
30 Oct 2014, 20:15
#290
30 Oct 2014, 20:15#290
 Well, I do like a home to have a meandering path for an evening stroll  
DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
30 Oct 2014, 20:36
#291
30 Oct 2014, 20:36#291
 It looks more like a streak of gray to me.
Sharky, the side path thing reminds Saf of Pik Botha with the sefari suit and the comb in the sock. Glimmers of bryll cream as well.
BE
becsPro4,378 posts
30 Oct 2014, 20:48
#292
30 Oct 2014, 20:48#292
Well, we can't help getting grey hair.I started going grey aged about 7, I had a pure white streak in the front from that age onwards. The disorder I suffer from has sent me very white indeed. Horrendous for a female, when men seem to judge every issue harshly. But what can one do ? That is life. 
If you are making comment that Saffex uses Brylcream, you are wide of the mark.  
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
31 Oct 2014, 08:31
#293
31 Oct 2014, 08:31#293

Becs, you have gradually got worse I am afraid, and yes I work, so if I take a while to respond, please bear with me.

 

You assume now that I am calling lawyer man Dumpy because he is fat?, when in fact even Davey boy will tell you that I have said on here before that the first time I saw this picture of him, it looks like he is squatting, taking a dump in front of a fence.

 

Shame... is that irrational of me now?

 

Maybe you can connect the dots to that remark of mine, and why I call him Dumpy 

 

You silly woman

 

And Dumpy Dave, how recent is that picture, would you say it resembles what you looked like when people saw you 7 years ago.  That would resolve the issue for me.

 

There's a good man

 

 

 

 

DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
31 Oct 2014, 11:15
#294
31 Oct 2014, 11:15#294

DA


Never try to reason with the one-eyed. 


"...it looks like he is squatting, taking a dump in front of a fence."


Seemed to me like it's a clear case of an adult being potty trained...but then again you might be right.

DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
31 Oct 2014, 11:16
#295
31 Oct 2014, 11:16#295

ditto post

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
31 Oct 2014, 11:30
#296
31 Oct 2014, 11:30#296

Well Denny that has certainly made things interesting

 

Because when I first mentioned the taking a dump by a fence part, I was informed by Dumpy himself that he is actually sitting on a big chair and it's not a fence

 

So your suggestion that the chances are that it could be adult  potty training just went up a notch  

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
31 Oct 2014, 11:31
#297
31 Oct 2014, 11:31#297
Denise are you still running away from your oppressors.....just asking?  
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
31 Oct 2014, 11:35
#298
31 Oct 2014, 11:35#298
 Hacked waaugh  I fear tthe end could be more like this unless snaps ter reforms 
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
31 Oct 2014, 11:35
#299
31 Oct 2014, 11:35#299
 Hacked waaugh  I fear the end could be more like this unless snapster reforms 
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
31 Oct 2014, 12:09
#300
31 Oct 2014, 12:09#300
Beenkop here is a suggestion. Grab your bible, rip a page out, roll a joint and smoke it......that way he might see your saviour for the first time.....give it a try  
BE
becsPro4,378 posts
31 Oct 2014, 12:14
#301
31 Oct 2014, 12:14#301
No, DA, if that is indeed the reason why you call him such a name it is not irrational. It just shows you up as being rather a classless kind of chap, doesn't it ? The first thing you think of, when you see someone sitting in a large chair, is that they are using an outside toilet ? Yeah, that is a real insight into the way your mind works. Thank you.You must be very proud. 
But then you do seem really smug, don't you ?  
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
31 Oct 2014, 12:15
#302
31 Oct 2014, 12:15#302
 
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
31 Oct 2014, 12:37
#303
31 Oct 2014, 12:37#303

Not smug at all Becs

 

I call it like I see it, simple as that, why sugar coat things these days, I don't have time for that

 

You think I am a classless kind of chap, and that would be your opinion .

 

Just like I think all you ever do is defend the sometimes undefendable, because of your blind loyalty to certain stupid people, and then always throw in some end comment about how life has treated you so poorly to elicit some sympathetic reply.

 

You see Becs, that is also my opinion, and whilst it may sound callous or cold to you, and may not be the truth, to me that is the exact truth, because it's all I ever see you do. 

 

You see Becs, you have a sharp tongue sometimes and you clearly enjoy giving it out at times, but in most cases you don't like getting it back and you play a victims role in many instances on here.

 

Check out most of your posts, besides the constant ad nauseum self deprecation, you are always saying other horrible things about yourself as well and probing for positive verbal confirmations or compliments  from people on the internet.

 

In other words Becs.... you need a totally different forum to sort all your s..h..i..t out

 

But don't worry... I still like you 

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
31 Oct 2014, 12:48
#304
31 Oct 2014, 12:48#304
 Not at all. I am simply honest. I have no need of anything from any of you people here, which is very fortunate, because, in the main, all I have ever had is abuse and some of it has been really foul. Basically showing some of you guys up for what you really are and how you see women who dare to express an opinion about things that only menfolk should. It says more about you than it ever does about me. 
My comments have only been in explanation for the things implied about my relationship with Saffex. I am entitled to state my case, am I not ? I do I have to run things by you now first ? Seeing as you seem to be taking over this board as our current Lord and Master ? 
I am sarcastic and if that is what you think, so be it. 
I told you already, I care little these days. I have heard it all. Truly I have now. Things I didn't ever expect people to say, but there we have it. 
I would just love a forum here that actually allowed people to discuss Rugby and also have some fun for a change, instead of having people like you appear with the sole aim of trying to destroy people from the moment they arrived. That is the sort of Forum I would like. 
But I doubt that is what I, and some of the other posters here, are going to get, is it ? 
?? 
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
31 Oct 2014, 13:11
#305
31 Oct 2014, 13:11#305
 I would just love a forum here that actually allowed people to discuss Rugby and also have some fun for a change, instead of having people like you appear with the sole aim of trying to destroy people from the moment they arrived. That is the sort of Forum I would like. 
Hear hear Becs, Are you listening snaspter ya halfwit! 
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
31 Oct 2014, 13:11
#306
31 Oct 2014, 13:11#306

Whatever cooks your curry Becs

 

Please don''t ever feel the need to justify yourself to me, I couldn't care less

 

I merely stated how I saw things, and still do

 

You take it beyond just informing people, you have a history of telling the world about your misery, and if that's how you wake up everyday and get comfort, who am I to question what floats your boat

 

 

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
31 Oct 2014, 13:14
#307
31 Oct 2014, 13:14#307

"instead of having people like you appear with the sole aim of trying to destroy people from the moment they arrived."

 

Becs, have you ever approached your mate for doing this when new posters arrive here?

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
31 Oct 2014, 13:31
#308
31 Oct 2014, 13:31#308
I have no comfort from anyone here...and that includes Saffex. 
You also don't get the English sense of humour, do you ? It passes so many of you by. 
Oh do you wish to turn your crusade against me now ? You wish to drive me from the board, do you ? Is that your aim ? To clear this board of detritus so you can merrily chat with your couple of chums about...well what exactly ? And what will you do when you get fed up with those as well ? Or will your work be done if Saffex and I leave ? Can you go your merry way ? Back from whence you came ? 
What I talk to about Saffex is my business and he would not listen to a word I said if he did not wish to. Would you ? 
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
31 Oct 2014, 13:40
#309
31 Oct 2014, 13:40#309

What now Becs

 

All this sanctimonious talk about getting rid of you... a crusade?

 

Driving you and Dumpy from this site?

 

LMAO !!

 

Calm down old lady...... hell, get real for a second.  I never want to see anyone leave, as I have stated on here before

 

I told you already, don't get your panties in a knot because of how I feel, I just tell it like it is, and if you don't like it, don't respond

 

Live your life girl, have fun, don't fret over how I feel, I promise you, I sleep well at night. 

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
31 Oct 2014, 13:41
#310
31 Oct 2014, 13:41#310

The question remains Becky

 

Have you ever reprimanded your good friend on how he treats new posters here, like you have with a lot of others? 

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
31 Oct 2014, 13:53
#311
31 Oct 2014, 13:53#311
Yes, I have reprimanded him on many things. I am constantly telling him about his language, for example. He would tell you that I, again, speak the truth. 
So what is this about exactly ? 
You keep asking me to denounce him to all and sundry.Why is that ? 
What is your point ? 
Am I to forsake him ? Is that the plan ? 

Ooh this is getting really weird now   
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
31 Oct 2014, 14:06
#312
31 Oct 2014, 14:06#312

Leave it Becs

 

Don't go  make some mountain out of a "termite's nest"

 

 

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
31 Oct 2014, 14:07
#313
31 Oct 2014, 14:07#313
You started it !  
RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
31 Oct 2014, 14:22
#314
31 Oct 2014, 14:22#314
becs, this Drivelling Avocado is just a childish little troublemaker with nothing better to do than hang around on a rugby message board snapping and snarling at everyone when he has no interest in rugby whatsoever.

It's actually hard to imagine a bigger loser . . . so my advice, just ignore him.

Yes, he'll go a bit red in the face and he'll probably stamp his foot for a while and call you a coward or else shriek "game set and match" when you don't respond but he will eventually stop whimpering for your attention. There's really no point in trying to engage this sad and lonely little man in any kind of dialogue.
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
31 Oct 2014, 14:31
#315
31 Oct 2014, 14:31#315

Hey Rooi the runner

 

You back !!

 

You always know when there is a Rooi post around, due to his constant  lame comments

 

"Stamp"

"Foot" 

"Childish"

 

The traits of the man himself

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
31 Oct 2014, 14:36
#316
31 Oct 2014, 14:36#316
becs

Status: Bok regular
Posts: 1202 RE: A Question of Lawyers - you get the honest ones - like Dave and then you get this
October 31, 2014, 14:07:38You started it !


 

Errrrr... no Becs... wrong again

 

I approached you after you entered into this debate all by yourself

 

Silly woman

 

 

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
31 Oct 2014, 14:55
#317
31 Oct 2014, 14:55#317
 No....you started this whole thing attacking Saffex. 
Stupid man
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
31 Oct 2014, 16:08
#318
31 Oct 2014, 16:08#318

I started this whole thing attacking you lawyer friend?

 

Please provide the proof Becksy

 

You are mental lady

 

Get help........ seriously

BO
BokBFClub Pro421 posts
31 Oct 2014, 17:17
#319
31 Oct 2014, 17:17#319

DA, you are selling yourself short here logic and reason works on only a handfull on this board.

 

If I may be so bold as to interject I do truly hope the Boks give the poms a snot clap on the 15th. I am making my annual pilgrimage to what has been the Bok fortress since 2006. Our rivalry with the AB’s is the pinnacle of rugby but beating the poms or not loosing to them ranks right up there for me.   

In my opinion, no, I will put money on it, no, I forecast ,no, I Predict a Bok win and a long night starting at the Orange Tree.

 

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