Clean Cut

Spot on Chippo.

"If we could all laugh at ourselves and our shortcomings, we'd all get along much better,"

Appreciation of differences is exactly where the solution lies. It's the only way can all benefit from each other's strengths.

What two truly good friends can't make fun of each other? Gosh, it's one of the strongest pillars of friendship that there is. 

There's a million reasons why I'm right with you on that statement. And its good to know there's more like me out there.

Just for some fun; a guy from Zim often contracts for me. 

He'll say says things like...

Man that girl is good looking, pity you dance like a dead tree.

Remember your sunblock today, else we eat rare meat for supper.

And I'll joke that he becomes invisible at night. 

The only time this doesn't work is when a person hears just one of our jokes and assumes the worst. Which o f course makes us up the game.

Saffex, 

I don't wanna interfere but I will say that if you are making the time to exercise, tracking your progress(time & heart rate) is always a good idea. Always.

Get one of those fitness watches man. Try to shave seconds off your time daily. Find where your limit is and slowly chip away at it while keeping daily tabs on the ole ticker.

Why not, right?

 I know, unsolicited advice is always unwelcome. Just, you're making the effort so why not get the maximum advantage out of it?

As I thought. Once again ducking the questions asked.

There is no weight training program ... never has been ... same can be said for his supposed 2 and half hour walk. It's all just another bullshit story.

The man's a compulsive liar.

Of course you won't. There's nothing to divulge. 

Please ... your endless lists of useless players are more than most can bear ..  there is honestly no need to show us your poor taste in music too.

ouDawie de Grumble ........... every board should have one .

Saffex,

Sounds super annoying. Sorry to hear it but great that you're doing something about it. 

Also cool that you're already using a fitness watch. They've been a great addition to the industry and to healthcare in general. I have a feeling we'll be seeing better and better ones coming out.

I take it that it is an impact injury(knee)?

Holy fuck guy! How fast were you bowling?

Geez, I hope at least some of that effort was spent on SA tracks where you got value for it.

...u nlike in the UK, haha.

I think your nose is much browner than mine.

"I’m doing a Mike!!"

Not really. To do a full Maaik you'd need to say how much you hate Morne or Frans Steyn about 6 times and say how bad the Democrats are at least twice as well.

Also, ou Maaik doesn't just duplicate his posts once, he sits there furiously hitting the submit button continuously until his comment shows up . . . so it can be literally dozens of duplicates