Dumpy Dave versus Andy Murray

Becs if I was a 15 year old chappie, I would be embarrassed by some woman, not my mother, talking about my father's body  on a rugby board. But maybe I'm wrong.

Ou Dowwe Denise is now really clutching at straws. Hahahah. You have just baffled yourself, poepol. I have not seen anyone using anything other than a false name on here. Is a nickname not supposed to be a false name, asshole? Geez what a you using your head for? To keep your ears apart, huhh? 

Bongani is just another member of the chorus, emerging trembling, under a false name. And then we have Jalapeno, who was Rooinek, trying to crit denny for migrating from denyssen to denny. That's your B team!

Bedpan you will notice Moz is still Moz, I am stll Beeno and Denny is still Denny. We are not afraid of anything and have nothing to hide.

What terrifies you so is the most amusing question. Bwahahahahhaha

Even ou rooitwit admitted in the end who he was but ou Bongi's knees are still shaking like jelly.

Hilarious stuff really!

Ahhh the old man has arrived. Go on now old man. Dowwe Denise needs your help. Please protect him from the evil forum monsters with the false false names. just remember to fit him a clean Huggies and make him a nice fresh bottle.

Seems to me denny wiped the floor with you and Jalapeno/RooiAAS. You seem a little simple though. You can't grasp the difference between having a Board name and changing your Board name to hide your prior Board identity? But let me give you a chance to respond.....is it the same thing? A simple yes or no will suffice.

Of course I am not surprised that the ussual Mozart ducking and diving has started. Why don't you rather address the fact that you have once again been exposed as a hypocrate, you senile old fool. 

A simple yes or no will suffice.....just answer the question plank. By the way I notice you used that term......which I taught you.....ironical isn't it?

 Don't flatter yourself you senile old asshole. You can teach me fuckall. That term is widely used on forums all over the show. You have already showed that you do not have the balls to admit that you were caught out you lying old shit-head.

 So when was I caught out lying, enlighten me? And do answer the question or are you at a loss? 

Hate to be the one to break this to you, Moffie, but it's actually very easy to tell when you're lying . . . either your lips are moving or your fingers are typing.

Say RooiAAAS how is Mrs Jalapeno /RooiAAS doing with her Dave thing....slowly getting over it? Boy you must be a lucky packet......hahahaha.

Well Moffie, quite apart from the fact that it's none of your business and forgetting for a second the stinking hypocrisy of someone who gets all tearful if anyone mentions his family, I can tell you that Mrs Jalapeno and I don't have the insecurities you obviously suffer from. I don't get all emotional and upset if my wife finds another man attractive and therefore she doesn't have a problem telling me.

Just a wild guess, but I'm guessing your wife would never dream of telling you if she thinks another man is good-looking because you'd throw a tantrum and you'd sulk for months . . . so she panders to your out-of-control ego by lying and saying that she only finds you . . . a geriatric and foppish stick insect . . . attractive.

Is that a bit close to the truth, Moffie? Wehe!  I see you're shuffling your feet, going a bit red in the face and wondering for the first time if it's really bridge that Mrs Moffie plays every Thursday night!

Ah so a 15 year old boy would be less mortified by a man of pensionable age, who uses the nickname, and movie photo, of a long dead, bisexual composer making constant comment and thinking about his fathers body than he would a female who knows his Dad very well ? That's a strange way of looking at things when you stop and think about it, isn't it ? !

Hey, you senile old turd. I have pointed out earlier how you posted your BS on ou Maaik's thread. You tried to creat the impression that you are more or less always reacting in retaliation. The truth is that it has always been your MO to try and belittle other posters whereever you go. Remember how TC kicked your ass before you pissed off with your tail between your legs the last time you tried this. Remember your post on ou Maaik's thread? You said that you would respond to Dave/Rooinek's tactics. Now to my mind, it is not a response when you start a new thread with the specific purpose of staring new crap again.

mozart

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January 28, 2013, 07:24:36

Neville Chamberlain never stopped the thugs....nor will Mike's tactics. I have no beef with any posters on the Board....except this  Dave/RooiAAS cabal. I believe in polite disagreement, respecting the other poster's point of view and debate. But I don't believe in appeasement. As long as this motly crew continue their tactics, and Webbie doesn't call a halt....I will respond in kind. Sorry if you disagree.

Hahahaha  we have the whole motley crew absent their leader Dave. Let me take your points one for one:

1)  RooiAAS I don't condone family members becoming part of the debate. But you put MrsRooiAAS/Jalapeno in as the deciding view in the debate. So she becomes fair game. Just as your sister did when you discussed her acting career and remember all those agonizing discussions about your son's rugby career a few years back? So what S15 team is he playing for now?

But I never discuss my family members on the Board, so leave my family out of it. 

 I wonder did Granny RooiAAS find Dave attractive because he is different/younger. Or because he reminded her of you.....I guess we'll never know. But your strong support of Dave's claims when you know he is lying, makes me suspect the latter.

2) Becs I'm sure Dave Junior would prefer no comment about his father's body on a chat site. But I'm also sure he would find your sexual innuendo much more uncomfortable.

3) Bongo showing your true colours? Just another stupid SS member using a different alias. Why? Because you have too much baggage with your old one obviously. No matter you are obviously so thick we can start from scratch.

Lesson number one.  I respond I don't initiate. But responding doesn't preclude me from responding in a new thread. Starting a new thread on arguments that already exist is not initiating, it's continuing. Got that dumbo?

Jalapeno aka rooitwat or whatever you called yourself. I was not around in the days you posted under that name and have never made comment on that previously as I was not in a position to. Why you taking cheap shots at me now whilst accusing others of brown nosing. Can you not see the hypocrisy that you and Bongani display.

Bongani references this post as "childish" then he goes on to indulge in it.. You mention people brown nosing yet you are so far up Dave's ass its unreal. I am not interested in what you and Dave get up to in personal time but dont involve me in threads because I haven't mentioned you in any. I have my thoughts on you but I have never aired them.

Ou Boklogic, I have seen this movie before remember, just in a different movie house. This old geriatric with the wig fools nobody. This happens every year when there is no SH rugby going. He did it this year starting one stupid thread after the other with the same theme. Saffex' height, width,etc. He did the exact same thing last year with the exact same central theme. Of course his two lapdogs carried on for days on end that he be begged to return, when he eventually pissed off. That was after someone kicked his wrinkled ass and exposed his lies one after the other. That is why he is probably so hellbent on proving others to be liars. Could it be because he is standing behind the door himself?

Hahaha....the coward who can't produce his own name, accuses others of "standing behind the door". What delicious irony.

I am not spreading lies and crap about others wigman. Are you deying that you were talking crap just for the hell of it? Are you denying that you did the same around a year ago?

Whatever you say, it does not take anything away from the fact that you have proven yourself to be one hell of a hypocrite.

Nothing is "proven" Bongo Bongo. You asserted by starting a new thread I was the initiator. Obviously stupid. I ask you to produce one lie....one claim I have made that isn't true. You can't. So far we have a bunch of insults and foul language, but not one teensy-weensy fact.

By the way, I think you'll find last year we were at least in part debating the length of Dumpy Dave's train ride to the city.....again because he had made some absurd claim of being a big wig London lawyer....rather spoilt now by his removal to some provincial dump.

Ah so they have provinces in England now, do they? As bright as ever KKK, keep it up.

I was removed was I, is this another one of your lies, a simple yes or no will do?

Provincial is a term that can apply if you have provinces, states or counties Dumpy Dave Stupid. Here's the definition:

"Definition of PROVINCIAL

Here is another definition for you Dave..CHODE!!!

http://www.internetslang.com/CHODE-meaning-definition.asp

 What a joke, you old fool. Are you trying to tell me that starting a new thread is not initiating anything? Turd. 

Moffie, if by "Granny Rooiaas" you're referring to my wife then please don't whine and squeal like a pathetic little bitch if I do the same as you and drag your unfortunate wife into mud-slinging on this board . . . not that I would, I'm not as ill-bred as you . . . but still.

Now, before your little lower lip starts quivering with self-pity, please note that I truly couldn't give a flying toss how a childish, vindictive and repellent little man like you tries to justify this kind of thing so please don't bore me or waste my time with the reasons why you think it's acceptable to involve a person's family on these boards, all I'm saying is don't bleat like a baby if I do the same. Okay Moffie?

I can also tell you that my wife is way too much woman for a classless and self-opinionated old queen like you to handle. If Mrs Jalapeno had to even look in your direction (use your imagination here because trust me, she wouldn't), you'd go all crimson faced and you'd wet your pants as you ran to the toilet so you could beat your pathetically small and shrivelled little dick.

Stick to your obsessions about other posters looks or their height and leave wives and family out of it. There's a good chap . . .

Boklogic, it's true, we don't know each other very well but to be perfectly honest, for some reason I have you pegged as one of Moffie's less interesting cheerleaders who apparently left South Africa a few years ago and now spends most his time slagging off the adopted country that gave him a second chance. Since then, all I've seen to add to that admittedly sketchy board profile is the fact that you're the kind of neanderthal who would threaten someone who is tens of thousands of miles away with physical violence.

Perhaps I'm being a bit unfair. You're welcome to prove me wrong.

I can't help it if you have a smutty mind, Mozart. You can read into things whatever you want, you usually do that so why change the habit of a lifetime ? Red is black if you say so, possibly morning is night too. So you carry on, thinking your way.

But you see, you're the one who started the constant belittleing of Saffex's height/weight/looks, as well as everything else. It seems you just cannot stop thinking about him and that really is the most disturbing fact. If I were a 15 year old boy, I think I'd rather a woman, or in this case women; given that Mrs Jal and many of my friends have met Saffex and found him to be a lovely man in all respects, found their Dad attractive than have a man who just cannot stop commenting/thinking about his Dad's body !!

And if you are trying to suggest impropriety of some sort between Saffex and I, that's old news. Sharkie tried that one years ago and I'd treat any suggestion with the same contempt now as I did then.

Well put, Becs.

There is actually an admittedly disturbing explanation for Moffie's obsession and the fact that he's been banging on about Dave's looks and height for about 8 years now . . . perhaps Moffie tried to hit on Dave when they met and got blocked?

You have to admit, it would explain this bizarre obsession Moffie has with trying to make Dave appear short, fat and ugly and let's face it, Moffie does seem like the kind of spiteful and vengeful person who would conduct a campaign like this if he felt his advances had been spurned. We should ask Dave if he remembers Moffie getting a bit close up and personal that day!

 Most bizarre thing I came across ever. 8 Years. This thing would have died a slow death many moons ago if Moz and his corner were the only obsessive ones. 8 years is looong. Must say, although Dave's girth and length seems to be the common theme, it has evolved a bit to also include his hair(or lack thereof) and plagiarism.

Oh so if Grannie RooiAAAS/Jalapeno looks at me I'm going to freeze?  What the hell is this woman, the Medusa?

Hey Becs we would love to meet this lovely man here on the website. Way back dave used to be a reasonable poster but has deteriorated as time has gone by.

Becs have a word in ou snapsters ear would you. Ask him to up his game etc. All these insults make many folk here think he is socially challenged.  It must be embarrassing for you to read his insulting posts to all and sundry. You surely cannot have missed how he insults even new folk who barely know him.

Do you know why he is behaving so badly?  Maybe you have some insights?

No Moffie, I didn't say you'd freeze. If you read my comment again . . . and get someone with basic literacy skills to help you with the hard words . . . you'll see I said nothing about you freezing, I said you'd go all red-faced, you'd wet your adult nappy and then you'd run off to go and pluck on your feeble little dick.

Let me know if you're still struggling to understand basic English and I'll try using smaller words. Not sure what else I could do short of drawing you pictures.

Even more impressive.....a modern Medusa. By all means, let's draw a picture:

Oh dear, Moffie's pitiful lack of education is exposed again as he demonstrates his ignorance of the classics. Medusa turned men to stone, Moffie . . . and we all know that the last time you were hard was when you were still a scoutmaster.

This is getting too easy! 

Beeno is right about your material being stale. When did you first use that one.....2003? But sadly in the process you have again blown it. Last I read, Ovid was still considered a classical poet, and Wikipedia describes his writing thus:

"In a late version of the Medusa myth, related by the Roman poet Ovid (Metamorphoses 4.770), Medusa was originally a ravishingly beautiful maiden, "the jealous aspiration of many suitors," but when she was caught being raped by the "Lord of the Sea" Poseidon in Athena's temple, the enraged Athena transformed Medusa's beautiful hair to serpents and made her face so terrible to behold that the mere sight of it would turn onlookers to stone. In Ovid's telling, Perseus describes Medusa's punishment by Minerva (Athena) as just and well earned."

Apparently though in the Clash of the Titans only men can be turned to stone. Don't tell me that's your "exposure to the classics".

Wrong Jalapeno. I moved to NZL because it was a family decision. Had nothing to do with me. My family has been here 6 years. I have been here for 3. I stayed on in SA as I was working my way through my CFP. I wasdoing financial advising for Momentum and then Sanlam. I left when it was time to leave and SA no longer offered me the opportunities I was hoping for. Much like many other South African's.

Jalapeno, let me ask you something. If someone was a real prick and went out of there way to be exactly that in every dialogue they had with you, whether you addressed them or not, would you not wana give them a klap? I am not like you or Saffex. I dont join 100 different boards to talk shit under different aliases knowing I am safe. I life in the real world. I joined this site to talk rugby and it started off great with guys like Beeno, Sasuke, Mike, Sharkbok and others. I live my life by treating others as I would wana be treated hence the reason I have never got personal with anyone on here because that is the epitomy of a coward. That is what you and Dave do all the time because you are "safe" behind your screens. I put the question to Dave, "Would you say the things you say to all of us to our faces!" I couldn't get an answer because he knows the truth. I dont threaten him because I am miles away. Hell, Dave may even be able to smack me over but we will find out if he is man enough and that is for sure. You cant talk sense into an idiot like him, therefore he must feel.

You call me "Moffie's cheerleader" which is rich coming from you with your interests in Dave but as I have said. I have never met anyone from this board, I am not in personal contact with anyone nor do I even know Mozart's real name. Mozart is a much my cheerleader (if you will) as I am his, as I am Beeno's and vice versa. The common fact is we all think Dave is a cunt and he is yet to prove us wrong. Judging by what blokes say about you and your alias, you have already proved yourself one!

Listen Moffie, you phenomenally, stupid little man, just point out the bit in my comment where I mentioned freezing or turning to stone . . . and then, when you fail, feel free to admit that you made a gigantic fool of yourself. That's all, although I will understand if you chicken out and try change the subject instead.

Boklogic, you seem to have mistaken my earlier comment for a request for you to spill your rather boring life story. I don't really care where you live, how long you've been there or what kind of work you do, I was only commenting on the fact that you seem to be one of those despicable leeches who emigrates to a country and then slags that country off at every opportunity. Not sure why you thought I might give a toss whether you worked for Momentum or Sanlam or the Post Office but you're definitely mistaken. I can confirm that I have no interest in you or your job and the only thing vaguely interesting about you is how seriously you take yourself. Sorry.

Seems to me when you said this:

"Medusa turned men to stone, Moffie " ....that was the part where you mentioned turning to stone.

In  any case it's been easy pickings today and a few trades have gone well.....so I'm inclined to be generous. Give my best to Mrs Jalapeno/RooiAAS I'm sure she's a charming and witty person. And were I not stone already she could readily turn me into that material.

No you fool, you spoke about this country giving me a second chance. I came on my own accord when I was ready. I did slag NZL off but that was just to get at some kiwi bloggers who kept having a go at South Africans. I love SA but it was time to leave. End of story.

I dont hate NZL. I like it very much. This is why I do not carry on with the whole NZL thing. It was wrong and they actually really good people.

Problem with you and Dave is you so unhappy in your own lives that you hate to hear how good someone elses can be and prefer to just take what people tell you and turn it into something nasty and horrible. Together you dont have a brain cell to share and the extent of your social life is to have a swingers party with Dave's son and you wife and then log onto SArugby.com to cause kak. How does your wife stay with you or is she the same?