Dumpy Dave versus Andy Murray

Fuck me financial advisor Boklog, this is almost as bad as Beenkop and his CA.......I'm not sure which is more laughable. Imagine this idiot giving you financial advice - my heart goes out to all Kiwi's, apologies in advance........lets just hope you have lost the SA accent Boklog, for we dont want you representing us in the Land of the Long White Cloud. 

What an insult that would be, its bad enough they have to endure you on a rugby field - financial advisooooor, bwhaaahaaaa.

Your problem is that you are so damn thick you dont even realise it. We clashed, made peace and then you were stupid enough to point fingers at me over racism, something old Moffie is guilty of...........were you too stupid to realise that by pointing fingers, you would evoke a reponse in kind.

You beaten up any kids today, stringbean?

 Moffie, you're either being deliberately obtuse or else you're very, very stupid. That comment of mine was me very kindly enlightening you about who Medusa was after you used her name in completely the wrong context. Again, if you disagree, explain why you mentioned Medusa in the first place when no-one said anything about turning to stone. 

Look, I know it's very important for you to try and save some face in front of your Servile Gimps but I'm sorry to have to inform you that even half wits like Baboon-ou, Dense and this Boklogic buffoon will realize that you screwed up, that you had to quickly look up who Medusa was, realized your embarrassing error and now you're trying to pretend that I was the one who mentioned Medusa first. Better do a bit of editing first, dumbo!

Waaaaaahahahaahahahaha!

It's called extrapolation old chap. You told me one glance from Mrs RooiAAS would cause me to wet my pants etc. The person in mythology who can cause damage with a glance  is Medusa, I simply extrapolated and gave her Medusa like powers. That apparently went.....woosh....right over your head. Or did you think I believed Medusa caused sailors to pee in their pants? Hahahahahaha.

This has all been soooooooo funny, best to your whole family, hell to the block you live on!

BL Dave is so low in his law firm, I had to explain what a managing partner is......take no notice, it was probably a long, cold day peeping through windows. My only confusion is, how can a member of the Twin Toilet Rolls not be seen. It's kinda like missing an outhouse.

Wehe, maybe "Bobbie" can rescue you, Moffie?

LMAO!

Ah yeah KKK, did you use the words 'managing partner' you are so well informed you cant even get the basics right........much like all those provinces in England......bwhaaaahaaaaa

Good one KKK, do you still get free samples of Cornflakes for breakfast or Vegamite on your toast?

Who said I was a financial advisor here Dave? Turns out the CFP qual from SA is not recognised here, therefore i can no sell NZL products.

I was offered a job with a major insurance company here where they would have got me up to speed with the way things are done in NZL but it was a very junior role and not the direction I wanted to take.

As stated before, I am in recruitment here. When I had to plan my life out, I know the financial game is where I wana be. Financial advising is built on relationships and trust as there are far too many chance takers out there that scare people off. I know people skills and relationships are not your forte' but for me the best way to build a solid client base it to mingle with people that have the money to spend. ie. CEO's and high level management. What better way to get to know their business than to recruit for them. See how the foundations need to be laid.

This ensures I am not sent to some little village to do filing when I am a middle aged man. Remember, I am still only 25 years old Dave.

So when the English say she is so provincial, what do you think they are referring to Dave.....enlighten us please. This is a mandatory question.

The English don't use the word provincial in the context you used it dumbass

Nonsense....they use it all the time. What does it mean? Go ahead, this is an act of self discovery for you.

RooiAAS still LHAO after having had his head handed to him all day!. Now a headless, arseless wonder! But what a jovial fella! Regards to all in your town!

So KKK, you reckon the English would have referred to my leaving the city for the country as '... removal to some provincial dump' huh? Man you really are one ignorant twat......I'll be sure to drop you a line next time I need some advice on all things English.

Let me guess the English are big on vetkoek and takkies........and don't forget to turn right at the robots!!

There goes fat man thinking of his belly again. With you living in England, you can be damn sure they have been exposed to vetkoek.

Hey, you should hit advanced hair studio's up about that bald patch. Its expensive but surely the millions u rake up being a hot shot lawyer in London can fit the bill ;-) Then you can get a real man's haircut and not have to perform the long hair comb over..Jy ky soos die Baldy man!!

You aint fooling anyone fat shit!!

 This whole situation on looks and such needs to be disposed of. Nobody outside of the people arguing gives a shit and quite frankly is boring. Childish name calling isn't going to get you anything so how about growing up and making more rugby related posts.

You might as well give it up Shezza. Bongani is correct. Mozart has been banging this boring drum for years now. For some reason he has a fixation with Saffex, and he is dutifully assisted by his two humble disciples Beeno and the mushroom, Denny.

His other main objective is also to try and prove that anybody who does not agree with him is lying through his/her teeth. That's just the way the cookie crumbles. So feel free to enter into debate, but be prepared to be called a liar, or stupid or ignorant or something if you do not fall at the good doctor's feet. As you can see, he is now at Saffex' throat over the use of the word provincial in the UK. I have been here for some years now, myself and I can honestly say that I have not heard the terminolgy being used, let alone being used widespread.  

Of course I should expect a hell of a backlash now. unless they choose to ignore it just to make a point. 

Hi there windpomp. Still full of hot air and bulldust. Ou snapster has been calling everyone but his few fans idiots etc and they are objecting. As you should know from expereince folk do object to his style. You should also know it takes two to tango and snapster loves to talk about his person.

Anyhow what brings you here again, boredom perhaps. Bwahahahahahhahahahahaha. We have also had ou bedpan here (Bongi) polluting the board. Cant you keep these guys entertained?

Otherwise we are doing fine here and looking forward to a bumper season.  We have saSUE setting some guys up on fantasy rugby and rooinek advising on the technical aspects and I will of course be the advisor on rugby matters.

Now please windpomp dont try and add fuel to the fire here. If you can talk some sense please do so.

Shezza is right though the whole thing should be ended.  There are more interesting things to discusss as can be seen by the many topics we have engaged on. ou snapster manners should improve etc.  It all take time and patience.

Saffex is correct when he says that the term provincial or provincialism isn't really in common parlance in England. We don't have provinces here. 

I'm sure I'm lying though !!!

Don't fool yourelf ou Beenbal. I often log onto this site. As you are well aware, I have been a member even before most of the current active members joined. That includes you, the mushroom and the old fart. But be that as it may, I just do not really bother to post anymore. I view the site more in an entertainment light. You know. it is like when you used to read the newspaper back in the day. You read the sport and then the serious stuff and then, just to round it off, you flip over to the comic strips for a laugh.

Reminds me a lot about a comedy show that we have here, called "Mock the Week". Don't worry though. I do not associate you with any of the participants in the show. They are way above your level of attempted humour.

Dont be silly Cera, Moffie is the innocent little party here!!

 Beeno you arseclown this is the real taipan that you are terrified of. Please stop mentioning my name in vain.

I also note that Capone's thread has been deleted. Censorship?

There are few who would not rather be taken in adultery than in provincialism.
Aldous Huxley (1894-1963).....the author of Brave New World.

I guess he thought it was an expression in common use, which of course it is. This is a laughable defence of Dumpy Dave by Windpomp(I'm surprised actually) , Becs(of course) and the Fat man himself.

Windpomp clearly you are bored stiff. Now we have the high pitched bedpan squeaking away. Next we will have another notable twit dorkie dumbo here as well.They simply cannot do without our company.  Bwahahahahhahahahahaha

I missed Capone thread so can't comment. If it was censored it can only have been very bad as generally we dont get censorship here .

Anyhow  windpomp and bedpan I appreciate you predicament. Dying of boredom must be the pits.   

I see another mole - lunatic rocking up. Seems we have a planned move here - cause as much chaos as possible.

Hold on to your hats folks we have the mouse brigade is launching another attack on the board's well being.

Or perhaps you are a George Eliot fan.

Her 1872 work, Middlemarch, has been described as the greatest novel in the English language by Martin Amis[2] and by Julian Barnes.[3]

But Windpomp, perhaps you are more familiar with Oscar Wilde:

~ Oscar Wilde (October 16, 1854 - November 30, 1900

Good one Moffie, we all live here and you are telling us that the term 'provincial' is widely used in England - you have no boundaries do you, or are you just beyond saving from the depths of ignorance. Or possibly its just another Moffie lie. Give it up Moffie bloody hell, you are making a complete idiot of yourself yet again.

I'll be sure to chuck 'provincial' in all my future coversations, given the term is so widely used here........bwhaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'll be sure to let my son know that he no longer represents the county of Suffolk at cricket and rugby, for it is now the province of Suffolk!!!!!!

I actually can't believe old Vlag put his name to this ignorance. 

Moffie we are in 2013, hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh so it was in use 100 years ago and no longer? So you are saying that's when provinces were renamed to counties.....hahahaha. Defending ignorance is heavy labour.

Perhaps if you guys lived in the city, you'd hear more about provincialism........Swami Moz quote.

I said nothing of the sort dumbass, I was not around 100 years ago - the word provincial is not widely used in the UK - FACT - get it old man - its another one of your pathetic lies. Quoting Oscar is just a joke and has stuff all to do with context in which you used 'provincial dump' in the first place.

Just admit you cocked this one up bigtime - here is some advice, slink off quietly to save yourself further embarrassment, if that is at all possible you stupid old fool

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1. Br J Criminol (1993) 33 (2): 251-266.

1. TONY JEFFERSON and
2. MONICA A. WALKER*

+ Author Affiliations

1. * Centre for Criminological and Legal Research, University of Sheffield 430–432 Crookesmoor Road, Sheffield S10 2BL

Abstract

A survey carried out in Leeds

Bwaaaaaahahahahahahaha....not in use, my foot.

No not widely in use at all - keep searching dumbass

No need to waste any more of my time on this...an English Journal article about an English City, in exactly the same context, calls it a "Provincial City"

Eight, nine, ten and it's a knockout.....of three nogal!

Moffie your lies know no boundaries. The word 'provincial' is not widely used in the UK at all, no amount of foot stamping will change that. I have been here since 99 and never heard the word used.

There are no provinces in England only counties - I guess even the school kids in SA know that.

Keep searching though Moffie, Leeds is in the county of Yorkshire, not the province of Yorkshire - FACT

But according to the British Journal of Criminology....Leeds is a provincial city. Hell Sapp I even provided a reference in your own discipline.....loosely speaking.

 I suppose "provincial" in the English context these days is much the same as "agricultural" in a cricket context. Provinces are obviosly Roman concepts and seeing that England as a whole is an ex-Roman Province, I can understand why the Brits would shy away from the word, but to deny its application in England entirely is a bit daft I should think.

Well it's bit of old fashioned snobbery. But probably used quite often still by the urban intellectuals, given it was totally embedded in the English language by satirists like Wilde.  Your agricultural reference in cricket is simlar. And of course Gilbert and Sullivan put the provinces on their famous list:

Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,
All centuries but this, and every country but his own;
And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a guy,
And who "doesn't think she dances, but would rather like to try";
And that singular anomaly, the lady novelist[2] —
I don't think she'd be missed — I'm sure she'd not be missed!

These Poms are world class snobs.....the concept of a provincial is alive and well.

Draad catch a wake up man, who has denied its application in its entirety? The word 'provincial' is not widely used in England, quite the opposite. In all the time I have lived here, I have never heard the word used in the context referred to originally and I doubt any of my many English mates or colleagues have either. Why would we hear it as its not applicable to England.

England is divided into counties, not provinces. Anyone using the term provicial to describe a particular area of England would be laughed at or excused on the grounds of ignorance. But then again I did not need to tell you this now did I? Unless you believe Leeds to be sitting in the province of Yorkshire?

And I suppose you think the Holy Sea has waves....hahaha.

 Look Saff, in this instance, I, being a "Dutchman" understood the meaning of "provincial" to be in the line of "plattelands" or "backward". I do not agree with it, but that was the point he was trying to make. It is as clear as daylight, even for a Dutchman like myself. You and I both know very well that most Saffas and especially Moz would know that you lot have counties apposed to our provinces. I and most others on this site also know that you and Moz will disagree out of principle and that Becs and Rooinek will back you and Denny and Beeno will side with Moz. Bok logic got jealous and also jumped on the bandwagon!

Gold I tell you, you can't beat this shit!