Club Pro601 posts
23 Nov 2013, 21:43
#121
23 Nov 2013, 21:43#121
For awhile the cyber sexual tension between Cloudy and Poi-E was getting uncomfortable, thank Dalvanius and the Patea Maori club you guys made up.
I am leaving this site
Started by Saffolk 155 REPLIES3,241 VIEWS· 21 Nov 2013, 02:31
Captain40,032 posts
23 Nov 2013, 22:46
#122
23 Nov 2013, 22:46#122
Must say Cloudy handled young pooooooie very graciuosly and far better that the twit deserved. Bwahahahhahahahahaha
Bok logic you need to up your game you were taken for a ride and may as well just admiit it.
Becs there is no educating those who wont learn. Hahahahahahahhaha
Hope rooitwit gets over his hisssy! By the way rooitwit you must admit you are not too complimetary of folk yourself so no use complaining about snapster?
What a side splittinhg thread!! Even brought Blobbok out of hiding!
Bok logic you need to up your game you were taken for a ride and may as well just admiit it.
Becs there is no educating those who wont learn. Hahahahahahahhaha
Hope rooitwit gets over his hisssy! By the way rooitwit you must admit you are not too complimetary of folk yourself so no use complaining about snapster?
What a side splittinhg thread!! Even brought Blobbok out of hiding!
Pro1,044 posts
23 Nov 2013, 22:53
#123
23 Nov 2013, 22:53#123
Oh look who's turned up...Hi Doofy...er I mean Beeno
Pro1,044 posts
24 Nov 2013, 08:36
#124
24 Nov 2013, 08:36#124
Loved it Cloudy, never get tired of Shaun Johnson stepping, especially with 15 seconds to go to knock England out of the World Cup, hopefully there's something left in the tank for next week. Too much.
Stay golden
Stay golden
Club Pro601 posts
24 Nov 2013, 13:45
#125
24 Nov 2013, 13:45#125
Cloudy it was tongue in cheek. Patea Maori Club had a huge hit I think in the 80's called......Poi E.
Captain30,741 posts
24 Nov 2013, 14:00
#126
24 Nov 2013, 14:00#126
Lying CHICKEN what makes you think you are in a position to dictate what I should or should not do........see I don't respect your views at all as you are too fucking thick.
If you had some substance about you, I'd possibly consider a reprieve........and offer you an opportunity to learn from my rugby wisdom........but you and a handful of others on here are beyond rugby redemption. Its a toss up between you and Clown Cut as to who is the worst contributor on here. You are just thick, CC is just plain ignorant.
The two of you are closely followed by Sharktwat and Vlag.....posters all worth a little scorn and no respect. But of the 4 you are the dumbest. Its impossible to take anything you say seriously, not only because you come across as poorly educated, stupid and the fact that you are a liar just seals it really.
The is nothing worse than a stupid liar
If you had some substance about you, I'd possibly consider a reprieve........and offer you an opportunity to learn from my rugby wisdom........but you and a handful of others on here are beyond rugby redemption. Its a toss up between you and Clown Cut as to who is the worst contributor on here. You are just thick, CC is just plain ignorant.
The two of you are closely followed by Sharktwat and Vlag.....posters all worth a little scorn and no respect. But of the 4 you are the dumbest. Its impossible to take anything you say seriously, not only because you come across as poorly educated, stupid and the fact that you are a liar just seals it really.
The is nothing worse than a stupid liar
Pro6,663 posts
24 Nov 2013, 14:01
#127
24 Nov 2013, 14:01#127
That picture of Poi-e from boy is a dead ringer for my youngest brother when he was a lad and now my nephew looks like that !Hi cloudy ,how's the grammar rodeo wars going ? Has anyone found a creative new use for the under-rated and under utilized semi-colon ? Hmmmm....."semi -colon " sounds a bit half assed to me !
Club Pro601 posts
24 Nov 2013, 15:52
#128
24 Nov 2013, 15:52#128
Haven't yet seen Boy, hard to get a version playable in USA. However I think A USA DVD compatible is in the works so will check Amazon. From reading the review reminds of a place right up north Te Hapua a small rural predominantly Maori community where I use to go for vacation as a youngster, all about the bush, horse riding, swimming, a boil ups etc, etc. Of course was incomplete without rugby ball in hand.
Captain10,129 posts
24 Nov 2013, 21:44
#129
24 Nov 2013, 21:44#129
Captain18,570 posts
24 Nov 2013, 21:56
#130
24 Nov 2013, 21:56#130
Club Pro601 posts
25 Nov 2013, 00:42
#131
25 Nov 2013, 00:42#131
Cheers Just Win very,very much appreciated and makes me homesick.
Captain49,914 posts
24 Oct 2017, 03:20
#132
24 Oct 2017, 03:20#132
Given Tokkie’s claim that I drove Dave off this site, oft repeated, I thought I should place this hilarious thread in evidence. The quick take? It wasn’t me!
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Forgive the exclamation mark.
Coach57,555 posts
24 Oct 2017, 05:44
#133
24 Oct 2017, 05:44#133
Dave did not quit in 2013 you old fool - he quitted in 2016 as far as II can remember. And it followed a long series of personal attacks on him by you.
Pro3,372 posts
24 Oct 2017, 09:57
#134
24 Oct 2017, 09:57#134
Again, I repeat...
Captain26,388 posts
24 Oct 2017, 10:33
#135
24 Oct 2017, 10:33#135
8 excluding the spoofs.
Captain12,893 posts
24 Oct 2017, 11:05
#136
24 Oct 2017, 11:05#136
Saffex hasn't left going by the below posting.....
Saffex
Status: Hall Of Fame
Posts: 15690 I read some bull
October 17, 2017, 20:35:15
As good as old man Smith is at 15, McKenzie is better. Ioane and Milner Skuder are far far better than Dagg
Franks is no longer the best tighthead in NZ, the youngsters are adding better value
We should have beaten NZ......we created 3 tries they only created 1......a charge down and intercept are soft touches
Saffex
Status: Hall Of Fame
Posts: 15690 I read some bull
October 17, 2017, 20:35:15
about the AB side we last played lacking key players.......bull[removed]......the only player they were really missing was Retallick.......for the rest, the current players are better.
As good as old man Smith is at 15, McKenzie is better. Ioane and Milner Skuder are far far better than Dagg
Franks is no longer the best tighthead in NZ, the youngsters are adding better value
We should have beaten NZ......we created 3 tries they only created 1......a charge down and intercept are soft touches
Captain12,893 posts
24 Oct 2017, 12:15
#137
24 Oct 2017, 12:15#137
Saffex ain't going anywhere...he's "left" here so many times but somehow forgot to close the door behind him.
Captain49,914 posts
24 Oct 2017, 12:25
#138
24 Oct 2017, 12:25#138
Dave found something else that was more compelling to spend his time on....when selection time comes around he will likely be back. As Tennyson wrote in The Brook:
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And draw them all along, and flow
To join the brimming river,
For men may come and men may go,
But I go on for ever.
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We only occupy the stage for a while, but the beat goes on.
Coach57,555 posts
24 Oct 2017, 12:28
#139
24 Oct 2017, 12:28#139
Partly because he is short and fat as alleged by you? No he said the repetitive nonsense spouted by you caused him to leave.
Pro7,008 posts
24 Oct 2017, 12:29
#140
24 Oct 2017, 12:29#140
I'm more surprised that the forum spell check policeman, Piss Mint, still couldn't spell back then in 2013 either.
No improvement at all, from then till now, but then again, booze does deteriorate the cells.
Captain12,893 posts
24 Oct 2017, 12:30
#141
24 Oct 2017, 12:30#141
when selection time comes around he will likely be back.
Always with a better side.
Always with a better side.
Captain49,914 posts
24 Oct 2017, 12:44
#142
24 Oct 2017, 12:44#142
A delightful poem........the Brook, why not, replies:
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I come from haunts of coot and hern.
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I make a sudden sally,
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And sparkle out among the fern,
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To bicker down a valley.
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By thirty hills I hurry down,
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Or slip between the ridges,
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By twenty thorps, a little town,
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And half a hundred bridges.
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Till last by Philip’s farm I flow.
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To join the brimming river,
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For men may come and men may go,
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But I go on for ever.
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I chatter over stony ways,
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In little sharps and trebles,
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I bubble into eddying bays,
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I babble on the pebbles.
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With many a curve my banks I fret.
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By many a field and fallow,
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And many a fairy foreland set.
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With willow-weed and mallow.
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I chatter, chatter, as I flow.
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To join the brimming river,
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For men may come and men may go,
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But I go on for ever.
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There are many examples of onomatopoeia in English poetry....words that imitate sounds. In this poem it seems the the rythm of of the poem perfectly imitates the rythm of the burgeoning river.
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Hope you like it.
Pro3,372 posts
24 Oct 2017, 13:17
#143
24 Oct 2017, 13:17#143
@Mike...
"Partly because he is short and fat as alleged by you?"
That isnt an allegation mate, its fact!
"Partly because he is short and fat as alleged by you?"
That isnt an allegation mate, its fact!
Captain12,893 posts
24 Oct 2017, 13:51
#144
24 Oct 2017, 13:51#144
I'm more surprised that the forum spell check policeman Nazi, Piss Mint, still couldn't spell back then in 2013 either.
Captain18,117 posts
24 Oct 2017, 14:23
#145
24 Oct 2017, 14:23#145
Come on then Dense, give us the "slowdown"!
LMAO!
LMAO!
Captain49,914 posts
24 Oct 2017, 14:27
#146
24 Oct 2017, 14:27#146
’Saffex!, you seem to be under the impression that if two people have an enjoyable drink together that it means they're never allowed to disagree or criticise one another ever again’
....from higher in the thread. Apparently one enjoyable drink was not enough.....now if two or three were on offer, that might suffice. Still once again Urinal is into the booze, his whole life revolves around the pop.
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Also note the oh so cute exclamation mark after Saffex. Is this guy a total prick or what?
Captain49,914 posts
24 Oct 2017, 14:32
#147
24 Oct 2017, 14:32#147
The ‘slowdown’....that happens when you are sixty years old, take no exercise, drink like a kabeljou and eat pork sausages at the braai every night.
Captain18,117 posts
24 Oct 2017, 14:36
#148
24 Oct 2017, 14:36#148
Poems! Well, thank goodness Moffie is quoting rather than attempting to write one himself. There's still a part of me cringing from the last time he gave us an original!
Here's mine . . . I call it The Colours Of Moffie . . .
Here's mine . . . I call it The Colours Of Moffie . . .
Moffie’s face has many shades
It’s usually red but sometimes fades
Into a sort of murky yellow
For every time the pompous fellow
Talks or tries to state his case
He gets egg all over his fat face.
Because he never has a clue
His face can go a purple hue
Whenever he has lost the plot
Which sadly happens quite a lot.
Expose his lies and he’ll go white
As if he’s had a dreadful fright.
He surrounds himself with Servile Gimps
Who are really just a bunch of shrimps
That try to change their Master’s colour
From bright red to something duller
And so they kiss his wrinkled arse
And show their woeful lack of class.
Moffie's face takes on another sheen
It's also known to go quite green
Especially when Rooinek's around
And Moffie's temples start to pound
The sad old git knows he's a loser
So tries to make out Rooinek's a boozer.
Captain18,117 posts
24 Oct 2017, 14:46
#149
24 Oct 2017, 14:46#149
Pork sausages? On the braai?
LMAO!
Remind me to politely decline any invitation I might ever get to a barbeque in Lake Forest, Illinois!
Pork sausages on the braai! Waaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!
LMAO!
Remind me to politely decline any invitation I might ever get to a barbeque in Lake Forest, Illinois!
Pork sausages on the braai! Waaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!
Captain49,914 posts
24 Oct 2017, 14:55
#150
24 Oct 2017, 14:55#150
But then again there’s a golden aura.
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Surpassing the best of nature’s flora.
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And a shimmering wave of glorious insight
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Quantitative, lyrical and erudite
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That gather round the estimable mozart.
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His thoughts, his words....his very fart er heart!
Captain49,914 posts
24 Oct 2017, 15:06
#151
24 Oct 2017, 15:06#151
I can’t help you with your invitation, but I can help you with your spelling....barbecue is the right spelling.....’barbeque a phonetic botching of the original Spanish ‘barbacoa’.
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‘In today’s English, barbecue is the usual spelling of the word with several senses related to the cooking of food over open fire. It’s the spelling that tends to appear in edited writing, and it’s the one that dictionaries note first, for what that’s worth (and some don’t note any other spellings). Barbeque is a secondary spelling that appears especially often in the names of restaurants and products. It has steadily gained ground over the last few decades, but it is still far less common than barbecue overall.
The word has been spelled several ways since coming to English from the Spanish barbacoa in the 18th century (its earlier origins are fuzzy, though the conventional wisdom is that the Spanish adapted it from a term used among Caribbean natives).1 In the OED’s historical examples there are barbecu, barbacue, barbicu, and babracot,2 and today there are several abbreviated forms, including bar-b-q and just BBQ. Despite the many forms, barbecue gained clear ascendancy in the late 19th century, and it has gone unchallenged ever since.’
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Always glad to help with spelling.
Captain26,388 posts
24 Oct 2017, 18:39
#152
24 Oct 2017, 18:39#152
Can't make this sh!t up, good old times. Miss Saffex, poi-e, Pollyboy, Boklogic and especially Desert Fox/Alucard/Aristocrat/Gonzo...etc You get my drift. This place is poorer for every character that leaves...Trad has been sparse...I suppose he'll be back when the Boks lose again.
sharkbok
Captain23,257 posts
Captain23,257 posts
25 Oct 2017, 02:02
#153
25 Oct 2017, 02:02#153
Chippo did you make this image?
sharkbok
Captain23,257 posts
Captain23,257 posts
25 Oct 2017, 02:10
#154
25 Oct 2017, 02:10#154
If you look closely a t the hat it says Mozart, and the brown shirt person says Mike
Captain49,914 posts
25 Oct 2017, 02:22
#155
25 Oct 2017, 02:22#155
It can’t be me I only wear Scottish caps.. ...and it can’t be Mike, the imposter has no boobs.
Captain12,893 posts
25 Oct 2017, 04:03
#156
25 Oct 2017, 04:03#156
Always glad to help with spelling.
Holimolli.....Urinerooi had us believe he could spell. Jirre Moz you've done him again....so eeeezi
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