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I Found Your New Home Clever Mike

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
11 Jul 2018, 16:39
#81
11 Jul 2018, 16:39#81
But Pakie not one of Blob, HasBeen, Denny, Draad, Bloo, Chabal see that sequence of lies as dishonest. So you can literally point out the player has a red jumper, if Mike says it's blue they wont support you. 'A different god, a different mountain top'....Chariots.
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
11 Jul 2018, 16:49
#82
11 Jul 2018, 16:49#82

I think you get people that try to remain impartial, but it goes wrong. Often you see the person who is speaking the truth end up being attacked, because they aren't sensitive to another person's needs to feel happy with a lie. Yet this wounded petal is most often the wolf doing the biting and snarling. 

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
11 Jul 2018, 17:47
#83
11 Jul 2018, 17:47#83

BS

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CeradynePro9,374 posts
12 Jul 2018, 00:54
#84
12 Jul 2018, 00:54#84
“That is why I have only one very precise comment on what they normally write on site - easy to understand "BS" Have you considered just not replying at all or do you really think everybody are keeping their eyes peeled, waiting for your “important” and “esteemed “ reply to each and every post. Nobody gives a toss if or what you post Ou Ballas.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
12 Jul 2018, 01:51
#85
12 Jul 2018, 01:51#85

BS

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bluebokPro3,977 posts
12 Jul 2018, 08:01
#86
12 Jul 2018, 08:01#86
Mozter, please clarify your last comment, because it seems to me that you are saying that Blob, Beans, Denny, Draad, myself and Chabs can't see a sequence of lies as dishonest? 

CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
12 Jul 2018, 08:59
#87
12 Jul 2018, 08:59#87

BB

I have decided to not get involved with the campaigns of Mozart and co.   They love their own hate campaigns and the so-called analysis they give is always done to discredit players they dislike.   Everyone else is exonerated of making any mistakes in their book.

Before they start with you better ignore their BS.

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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
12 Jul 2018, 14:03
#88
12 Jul 2018, 14:03#88

Blue, don't step in it!

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
12 Jul 2018, 14:13
#89
12 Jul 2018, 14:13#89
Can't see, or don't want to see or don't want the aggro....it all amounts to the same thing Bloo. I have zero problem with a disagreement, a different interpretation. But Tokkie blatantly lies on here day after day.....Vlag, Lurker and I have made the point verbally.....but Pakie has provided undeniable visual evidence on incident after incident. Mike has simply denied what everybody else sees, but the aforementioned group still treats his views as legitimate.....presents it as an equal argument, a silly squabble. The Board should have some standards and you guys aren't helping.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
12 Jul 2018, 14:32
#90
12 Jul 2018, 14:32#90

Biased BS

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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
12 Jul 2018, 15:20
#91
12 Jul 2018, 15:20#91

Mozart you hit the nail on the head. 


Clever Mike. Of course we are going to provide evidence against players we don't rate. That's what an analysis is going to achieve, the pros and cons. If we see a problem and investigate that problem we're going to have something to say about it. And low and behold it's the supposed haters (I really really hate that term) who have actual information to bring to the table. You accuse us of hate, but we are not the people slinging insults at people and insulting players. Where have I called a player a fat slob, worthless and making up stories about them to sully their reputation to whoever will take you seriously? You make threads calling people out, insulting them. You have no respect for anyone so why should anyone take you seriously? 

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
12 Jul 2018, 15:35
#92
12 Jul 2018, 15:35#92

BS

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
12 Jul 2018, 15:51
#93
12 Jul 2018, 15:51#93
I've long held the belief that Mike suffers from this:
Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others.
Pretty much his behaviour on this board in a nutshell. We tell lies, he never does. We are biased, he never is. We insult players, he never does.

That's why reasoning with him is like reasoning with a duck. No matter how hard you try, the duck just goes quack.

Or, in this case, "BS".
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bluebokPro3,977 posts
12 Jul 2018, 16:43
#94
12 Jul 2018, 16:43#94
I don't mind in what form it comes Mozter, as long as the apology comes. 
bluebok

Senior player

3134 posts

Jul 04, 2018, 09:18

Bwahahahaha! It is final, Mike is just taking the piss! Nobody can possibly be this doff. Mike, please explain how Flek was showboating behind the try line, when the ball is already out of his hands long before he even reaches the try line? The actual meters don't matter. The only point in that sequence where Felk is over the try line, is when he is flat on his belly. 


Or wait, maybe Mike misunderstands what showboating means, and he thinks it means to lie on your belly and "show" everyone that you look like a "boat"?  

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bluebokPro3,977 posts
12 Jul 2018, 16:45
#95
12 Jul 2018, 16:45#95
Maybe some more evidence?
bluebok

Senior player

3135 posts

Jul 04, 2018, 09:23

I must just quickly add, before I get thrown into the "prejudiced fools" heap, I never liked Flek as a player or as a coach. He was stupid to get caught out in this incident, and deserved to be embarrassed, but that does not change the fact that Mike is smoking his socks if he thinks Flek was showboating behind the try line.  

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bluebokPro3,977 posts
12 Jul 2018, 16:48
#96
12 Jul 2018, 16:48#96

Still need more evidence??

bluebok

Senior player

3136 posts

Jul 04, 2018, 09:38

Yup, the Stormers beat the Bulls 29-17 in their last outing. Round 12 just in case anyone wants to verify it. Mike, don't let the facts perturb you though, you just soldier on and forget all the mean things the people say.  

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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
12 Jul 2018, 16:49
#97
12 Jul 2018, 16:49#97

"Bwahahahaha! It is final, Mike is just taking the piss! Nobody can possibly be this doff. "


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bluebokPro3,977 posts
12 Jul 2018, 16:54
#98
12 Jul 2018, 16:54#98
And I really had a go at him on the thread with De Allende's "tackle" on Brown against the English, but I can't find the thread. In fact, somewhere in that English thread I actually said that Mike should apologise or else lose all legitimacy. 
Moz, to be honest, I have been at Mike's throat so much lately that I actively took a decision to lay off him because I felt bad. 
Again Moz , a simple apology would be nice. 
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
12 Jul 2018, 21:43
#99
12 Jul 2018, 21:43#99
Bloo I was aware of those recent comments by you when I wrote my comment. I was not implying that you never criticize Mike.....only that you often sit on the sidelines. As does Draad as I have frequently told him. But let me apologize for not making that clear. For the record, again, I have no problem with different opinions. I have no problem with others disagreeing with me....although of course like most people I'm happier when they agree with me. Given that why would I have an issue with that group of posters. Not because I don't like them or rate their general acumen.....but because for far too long that group of influential posters has treated Mike as an amusing eccentric Time and again Mike's dishonesty has been treated as my issue as well....that it's a grumpy old men problem. That's a cop out. And when I see other posters who have had my unqualified support following the Frik and Frak line of reasoning, it's time to call out this callow behaviour. We come here for fun, but it's not enjoyable being stalked by a bombastic, semi literate moron....and nor is it much fun when every rugby debate has to be conducted at a kindergarten level. If we are going to spend a significant amount of our time on the Board it ought to be satisfying experience, not a childish squabble. Nor should we expect other posters to ignore the provocations to ensure a bit of equanimity.
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generaltitPro3,164 posts
13 Jul 2018, 05:57
#100
13 Jul 2018, 05:57#100

This is possibly the best words I've read from Moz and there is an element of truth and sincerity in it and in this context I accept it.

Having said that my take on rugby is probably is different to most...I'm certainly no expert, never will be and it's not an intention or ambition to do so. I simply enjoy the game but it's not my "god" and have many other interests I enjoy in life and although I prefer some more than others they add up to make life more balanced and enjoyable. I admire certain players but that is all and never put any person on a pedestal...even the very best people in whatever fields they aspire to have many shortcomings and flawed. I see things quite differently than most and is probably why I'm misunderstood to.

I'm fond of both Mike and Moz in a very different way...both have shortcomings but so do I...perhaps too many.

Be that as it may, Ol' Maaik you have gone completely overboard and lost it. When I was a little boy, we were trained and disciplined at home, boarding school etc to always own up when you knew you have done wrong and be humble and take your punishment. It was the brave way, the hard way but the honest and best way. You don't see this any more and as a result we are a society of duckers and divers...hypocrits that never improve and nuture false vanity and pride...it downgrades manliness and womenhood.

Mike and others need to look at themselves in the mirror sometimes.My 2 cents worth.

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
13 Jul 2018, 06:17
#101
13 Jul 2018, 06:17#101

BS by Mozart on dishonesty. He has been  caught out lying too often and I regard him as one of the worst people I have ever come across in my life as a human being and I have come across  some really bad ones.    If there is a pervert of dishonesty he is it.  Calling me a pervert is just one of his total dishonest lies he made on site.

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generaltitPro3,164 posts
13 Jul 2018, 06:32
#102
13 Jul 2018, 06:32#102

Yes Mike that appears true but 2 wrongs don't add up to a right only a double wrong...both of you need to apologise to each other, shake hands and move on...otherwise a more destructive force of anger, resentment and bitterness will take hold and eat away and destroy both of you. A real man chooses the hard way and initiates reconciliation...forget about others and what they think and just do it...remember the one who gives forgiveness is the winner not the loser and if both give it sincerely then it's a very big winner.

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
13 Jul 2018, 08:29
#103
13 Jul 2018, 08:29#103

Seb


I tried numerous times in the past to make peace with Mozart and he constantly broke agreements within fourteen days.   May try it again - b ut am afraid it will not work out again.    

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bluebokPro3,977 posts
13 Jul 2018, 08:32
#104
13 Jul 2018, 08:32#104

Fair comment Moz, and as Sebb has said, very honest. My reply to your initial comment may have seemed a bit petty, but I really felt I needed to get my point across. Just to give you a perspective on my comment style. Like you, I frequent this board for my own enjoyment, to catch up on alternative rugby perspectives, and to take part in a little banter. It may seem as though I am too timid or as you put it "sit on the sidelines", but if you read my comments more thoroughly you'll notice that I simply consider alternate views and either agree or disagree with them based on the merit of the counter arguments. Here is the important part, for me it is not a cock size contest, if someone else is right or legitimately rebuffs my argument, then I don't mind admitting it. If you think that makes me some sort of pushover, then you have me all wrong. A pretty simple example of this is the numerous arguments and spats I have had over the years with you, Denny, Rooinek, Saffex, CleanCut, Beans and a bunch of others. So that's my perspective in a nutshell. I don't come here to fight and argue, but I will if I feel wronged or I feel I have a legitimate point to make. All that said, your comment above does to a large extent, sum up how I feel about this form. Which brings me to Mike....


Mike, this is a bit of an olive branch, because as I said, I have been at your throat for the last while, but I need to make a few points. 


1) You need to learn to admit when you are wrong. In case you have not noticed, just about nobody ever agrees with you about anything anymore. You make statements as though what you are saying is the verified truth, but Mike, you need to be honest with yourself and take note of the fact that with many of the things you state as the truth, you stand 100% alone. We can't all be wrong.  

2) You need to realise, and this is very important, you are fucking up the board by constantly attacking certain people, and making every single thread about you and the same boring old issues. If you go back and read various comments from a wide variety of posters, you'll see I am telling the truth. I am not attacking you, I am just stating the facts. People are getting gatvol of you, and nobody supports you anymore.

3) You need to have an honest look at yourself. I don't believe you are a bad person, but I do believe you have let your emotions and your perspective get completely compromised by this childish thing you've got going with Moz.    


Let just talk rugby. And please please PLEASE, can we stop with the childish name calling. 

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
13 Jul 2018, 09:59
#105
13 Jul 2018, 09:59#105

Mike

You do need to get a grip.

I have no issue with you and I feel that your contributions are vital to this board. That's truly what I think.

At the same time, there is not single person here who give a toss about your posts attacking Moz. Objectively speaking, you do make way too many threads directly aimed at him and you also ruin too many threads by turning the conversation toward your perceived opinion of his views.

Even if you get your wish and prove that Mozart is a complete liar, rugby ignorant and scumbag...nobody cares man. And if he proved the same about you, still nobody would care.

The bitter truth: 1) You are being selfish and 2) you've put yourself on a fool's errand that leads nowhere.

It actually makes one a bit sad when you consider the amount of wasted time on your part. 

My priorities here are

1) prove kiwi cheating in the hopes of demoralizing their society enough so that we can beat them.

2) rugby info

3) banter

Can't you guys be reasonable like me. Geez 


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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
13 Jul 2018, 10:10
#106
13 Jul 2018, 10:10#106

"Let just talk rugby. And please please PLEASE, can we stop with the childish name calling."

Ok skattie

Just kidding man. I totally agree.

Anyway Pakie is gonna start uploading some vids for discussion which is gonna be awesome and maybe it's up to us to drown out the kak with reasonable and worthwhile debate. 

If you can't beat em, be bigger.

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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
13 Jul 2018, 10:20
#107
13 Jul 2018, 10:20#107

Moz, what would you to have the draadsitters do? Also join the bickering? Condemn Mike? Run him off the board? I'm not prepared to do these things and I don't think that's what you want, so what should the responsible thing to do be?

I've got my reasons for behaving like I do, but I don't want to discuss it in public....and I know that it's a cop out, (and I'll take the flack for it if need be), but that's what my gut tells me to do and that's what I've done. 

I know that we had our differences in the past, but I have always tried to treat you with respect. If my behavior in this regard is offensive, please explain to me how?

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
13 Jul 2018, 10:33
#108
13 Jul 2018, 10:33#108

Anyway Pakie is gonna start uploading some vids for discussion

He still needs to figure out how to make them

KM
Ka MateClub Pro246 posts
13 Jul 2018, 10:37
#109
13 Jul 2018, 10:37#109
Why is everyone taking the hypocrite Walter Mitty's side in this spat?
Mozart is at least 50% responsible for the juvenile tit-for-tat posts on here. He calls the other guy a liar and a perv and then wants to pretend it's all Stupidmike's fault.
I know Stupidmike is a biased and dishonest fool who behaves like a 5 year old but no more so than Walter Mitty. 
Good luck in your quest Plum but you first have to define what cheating means in rugby.

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
13 Jul 2018, 10:40
#110
13 Jul 2018, 10:40#110

No one wants to run Mike off the board. We just want the level of discussion to be raised above liar this, liar that, straw men, insults, deliberate obtuseness, etc. If you know you've been proven wrong, accept it, admit it and move on. Don't keep moving the goal posts and keep trying to ridicule verifiable facts in an effort to save face.

KM
Ka MateClub Pro246 posts
13 Jul 2018, 11:20
#111
13 Jul 2018, 11:20#111
Agreed but everything you say about lies, insults and being obtuse can be applied to Mozart just as much as it is to clevermike, if not more.
KM
Ka MateClub Pro246 posts
13 Jul 2018, 11:23
#112
13 Jul 2018, 11:23#112
Well done Chiefs on finishing 2nd on the overall table, even if it means they effectively end up behind weaker Ocker and Yarpie teams thanks to the stupid conference system.
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
13 Jul 2018, 11:29
#113
13 Jul 2018, 11:29#113

I've figured it out already Ka.

See a kiwi...cheating has occurred. 

It's the only solution that requires but one assumption. 

I think it appears we've taken Moz's side because a) he doesn't turn every post to Mike and b) his count of starting petty threads is way less than Mike's.

Just from general memory

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
13 Jul 2018, 12:10
#114
13 Jul 2018, 12:10#114

Agreed but everything you say about lies, insults and being obtuse can be applied to Mozart just as much as it is to clevermike, if not more.

Insults, maybe. Lies and obtuse, no. I have fact checked Mozart just as I have fact checked Mike. Mozart's descriptions of what happens on the field, the visually verifiable stuff, are generally spot on. There was a recent example of an incident where Mozart said a lineout took place outside the 22 and Mike insisted it was on the 22. Mozart was correct. Just one of many. I haven't found him to be obtuse either. With obtuse I mean asking stupid questions like "how does a guy being tackled from behind 4m from the tryline end up sliding over the tryline?". Or why JP didn't cover Barrett - it should be clear to anyone with a basic knowledge of rugby that JP was pinned because he had to cover the free running Nonu as well.

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
13 Jul 2018, 12:29
#115
13 Jul 2018, 12:29#115

And look, I have thrown around my fair share of insults as well. Sometimes you get provoked to that point. It's not something to be proud of, but nor is it humanly possible to always turn the other cheek when you're being insulted and ridiculed by someone who can't even produce a single shred of concrete backup for their attacks. That's why it will take a collective effort. One person decides not to play along, we're here again a week from now.

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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
13 Jul 2018, 12:34
#116
13 Jul 2018, 12:34#116

Nah, I'm sitting on the draad with Draad ......     for yonks I've barely glanced at the threads once they disintegrate into the, mozart .v. ouMaaik ping-pong lets insult mekaar carnivale. Right or wrong, ouMaaik stands alone.... lined up against him  an impressive array of verbal heavy-hitters ............. Ceradyne, Lurker, Pakie, CC & mozart, ever ready (sic) to point out what they think of his opinions etc. Definitely more than enough firepower. My involvement won't be forthcoming. Ignorance shall remain bliss.

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
13 Jul 2018, 14:32
#117
13 Jul 2018, 14:32#117
Draad to answer your question....no.....I don't want to chase Mike or anybody else for that matter off this Board. Ka Mate is right in saying I do my fair share of stirring, so I am not innocent of all charges. But I'm innocent of some charges...lying for one. And Ka Mate knows that better than most. Mike is probably the most rugby committed guy on the Board....he has his own point of view. All of which is fine by me. I flinch a bit when he insults players like Matfield, Frans, F du Preez....guys who have provided some of the best moments in our years of being Bok supporters. But that's something to debate. What's not okay is rabid competitiveness and lying. That's where posters have to step in and demand honesty. All is not lost, there is still some affection for Mike on this Board. Many have pointed out the role he plays in Fantasy competition and rugby general knowledge. Perhaps with this very mild slap on the wrist he can find himself again. As Denny pointed out he was a collegial poster on the first Boards we joined. The ball is in his court.
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
13 Jul 2018, 15:36
#118
13 Jul 2018, 15:36#118

I have been observing the forum for many months. I haven't seen Mozart do any of the things I see Ka Mate accuse him of. The man has the right to defend his position and he has done that without resorting to being a bully. There's a difference to being a bully an d being someone that knocks a would be bully on his backside. Clever Mike is like that person who starts a bar fight against a much bigger man, and wakes up hours later in A&E in a body cast. 

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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
13 Jul 2018, 21:48
#119
13 Jul 2018, 21:48#119

Moz, I know you are not a liar, but Ka Mate is.

 I also know that when posters start to gang up on others and censorship and some sort of guidelines are being imposed, things go bad real fast. Moderation should be done by site admin and it should be faceless. As soon as posters start dictating the terms and conditions and maturity rule gets the upper hand, things go south at the speed of knots. Free speech and broad tolerance is the essence of internet chat forums. Without it the site will die.

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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
13 Jul 2018, 21:58
#120
13 Jul 2018, 21:58#120

PS, Lurker...Ka Mate is a bitter Saffa hater with a special resentment for Mozart...and Beenz. He claims to be a Kiwi, but I can't understand why he seems to over compensate all the time.

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