Katie's reason for divorcing Tom Cruise

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA- very funny hakwa!!! we should call this the loose screw thread - chaired by hakwa of course!

Dont tell me you also date Sharaon Stone?

hehehehe - Beeno mate,  I promise we'll both kill this thread after the Final on Saturday! 

@ben10,

u see buddy, this thread is perfect for ur fabricated excuses on how well the stormers have preformed. but whats all this u want me to get over it nonsense??? LMAO, :D ben10 gets the sasuke vote for SARugby 2012 comedian of the year.
im neither a sharks or stormers fan, but i do appreciate good rugby, so by that logic, im more a sharks then stormers man. but i love how u have rested ur laurels on topping the comp and nothing else, cos celebrating mediocrity is what u do as a Bok supporter aye??? just kidding bro, but it is easy rubbing salt into that shark bite of a wound, :P

If I were Meyer I would harness the attacking prowress of the Cheetahs and the defensive know how of the Stormers! and make Josh Strauss captain of the Boks! (this thinking outside of the Bo(x)ks might be too much for some!).

Hakwa I grant your head is a box and pretty empty at that but making Josh captain is not on. He is not assured of a starting spot for starters.   Captaining the side to a bottom of the log finish is also not reassuring though I grant you the Lions had their misfortunes.

Yes indeed this "thinking" re Strauss will prove to much for those who do think! Hahahahahahahaha However you comments re harnessing the cheetahs attacking skills and Stormers defence has meirt so do not dispair Hakwa as there is hope for you. All we need to do is reprogamme that box.

As for saSUE what excuse is our topping the log or winning the SA Conference or beating all those nz sides  -these are facts. Strong pipe you are smoking saSUE.

 the one Stormer player I like is Joe Petersen - pity the coach did not devise a game plan to utilise his silky skills! If I were a Boks coach, I would pick him!

Beeno, any thoughts on how the Sharks game plan would be? or should we ask Mozzie or Aristocrat (long time I haven't seen him)!

Hakwa, the Sharkies are as bad as Big Bad Beeno . Not talkiing about their breath here either Bwahahahahhaha. Go the Stormers . Stormers to win by 50 points + . As a CA i definitely know my numbers as all Canadians do. And you thought CA stood for Compressed Air. Bwahahahahahahaha

Hakwa the sharkies game plan will be to win the game. If I said anything more it would only confuse you.Hhahahaha

 Look I think they must obviously try to play the game in the Chiefs half and use their forwrds to put pressure on them. To me the trick is to find the right balance. They must not play nz basket ball type rugby. Run off good ball and make good decisions. In Mishalak they have an astute flyhalf who can control the game. They will need to conserve energy so slow the game up at times, kick the ball out and walk slowly to lineouts etc. Use the bench intelligently.

The Sharks need to dominate at forward but they should use their back on good ball. Defensively they have to pitch up and knock chiefies down hard. They have a pacy loose trio so they should be able to shut down the chiefs unless they run out of gas. Alberts please put in a big one on sbw!

Respect possession and dont kick the ball down the throats of the chiefs. They have huge mouths (As do their supportes!!!) and will gobble up whatever you gift them.

Mungbean, you are about as Canadian as a stick of biltong!  I smell MOLE. Name yourself mole!!

Bwahahahahaha these moles are terrified of  Big Very Bad Beeno (Banned 5 times - a record likely to stand unbroken for decades). I guess I kicked butt too hard and have left these moles terrorised for life!!  Whahahhahahahahhahahaha.

You have to realise muggedbean, of the sloped forehead, that that the Stormers are not in the final. Get with it!!!

 This neanderthal is still battling to count to ten!

Anyhow welcome to the board mugged bean all comics are welcome here!  Try and pluck up the courage to name yourself - a plea likely to fall on deaf ears given the degree of terro I inspire!

Mungbean, hahahahahaha like your avitar!

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WHAHAhahahahat Big Bad Beeno ? i thought the final was at Newlands. Someone has been telling me porkies. The Stormers can't have choked surely . Say it is'nt so . BWahahahaha Mwahahahaha Whahahahaha.

 well Beeno, we have come to the end of this thread! The Chiefs have won and well done too! Well done Sharks for not giving up until the very end - in the end, the travel and fatigue seemed to play a part in their loss! As for Katie, she belongs to where she should be, that is by my side and to the victor go the spoils! With that Beeno my friend, I now let this thread die that natural death - below also Katie says goodbye to you!

Hahahahhahahaha sadly the hawkwa delusion comes to an end and happily we can put the farcesical final behind us and look forward to the the Rugby Championship.

Well done hawkwa for all the entertainment. Mongbeano probably has taken it all at face value.

Actually saw a short film on TV re Tom and Katie. Tom is a real twit and scientology a dangerous cult  so let us agree on that.