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New faces at the Hapless Stompies?

Started by Rooinek16 REPLIES393 VIEWS· 10 Jun 2015, 08:47
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
10 Jun 2015, 08:47
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10 Jun 2015, 08:47#1

The rumour currently doing the rounds is that John Plumtree might be taking over from Allister Coetzee as coach of the Hapless Stompies. You can read the article here.


I know that news that might give some of the more ignorant Blowhards a heart attack but it could get even worse for them if this rumour is true . . . Johan Goosen on his way to the Stompies?


Most people would say those would be two great acquisitions for the franchise but we all know a number of Blowhards who will be soiling their frilly pink panties if either move happens!


LMAO!

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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
10 Jun 2015, 10:12
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10 Jun 2015, 10:12#2
 I am actually relieved. Plum is a good solid coach and if Goosen comes, I'm hopefull that some of the youngsters will still get game time without being thrown into the deep end. It would have been a disaster if they signed a more established 10.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
10 Jun 2015, 10:17
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10 Jun 2015, 10:17#3

Great news all round in particular Goosen back in SA. The Stormers could do with a class 10......Cat is solid and that's where it ends.....there is nothing special about him. He is leaving anyway.


Kitshoff is a massive loss to them as well  

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
10 Jun 2015, 10:17
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10 Jun 2015, 10:17#4
I agree with you Draad. I know as a Sharks supporter I'd take John Plumtree back in a heartbeat and Johan Goosen may not have fulfilled his talent yet but only a fool or a rugby noob could fail to recognize that talent.
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bluebokPro3,977 posts
10 Jun 2015, 10:18
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10 Jun 2015, 10:18#5
Plumtree I am not sure about, but Goosen would be a good addition! 
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
10 Jun 2015, 15:29
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10 Jun 2015, 15:29#6

So Plumtree can't get a head coaching  job in NZ, but we are supposed to be ecstatic about him coaching the premier South African team.  The logic is priceless. 

 

Goosen wouldn't concern me much as long as we have a good 3rd flyhalf....he will be injured most of the time. A sort of Jaco Taute reprise, to name another useless import who is alway s crocked.

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
10 Jun 2015, 16:01
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10 Jun 2015, 16:01#7

Plumtree vs useless Coetzee, no contest.......Goosen vs average Cat, no contest.....trust you to miss this Moz........no surprise there.


Hopefully Plum will get rid of the utterly useless de Jongh at 13

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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
10 Jun 2015, 16:27
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10 Jun 2015, 16:27#8
Moz, I didn't know there were  coaching vacancies in NZ while he was available. Most NZders probably see him more as a SAffa than a local anyway. I won't say anyone is ecstatic about the possibility of him coming to CT, but it could have been worse. It is most probably a short term solution anyway. One year with the opportunity to extend with another year if all goes well. WP has been backing their structures in recent years, and I'm sure that Dobson and some of the other juniors are destined for bigger things, with Gert monitoring/mentoring closely.As for Goosen? Must be better than the cooler-box and we need more depth at 10.
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ShezzaPro2,471 posts
10 Jun 2015, 17:38
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10 Jun 2015, 17:38#9
This is great news, as long as they give him a proper backline coach then they have the coaching team to possibly win the Super 16 or whatever it is! 

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
10 Jun 2015, 18:47
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10 Jun 2015, 18:47#10
Its all good compared to what we have.Hey rooitwit how is your side doing in the Super 15. A ny chance of making the playoffs.
Bwhahahahahahahahahaha
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
10 Jun 2015, 20:31
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10 Jun 2015, 20:31#11
Once again you have to wonder just how much rugby Baboon-ou watches and ask yourself why this drooling half-wit even bothers hanging around a rugby message board.
Baboon-ou, to answer your question, no, the Sharks cannot make the playoffs this year. It may take another season or two to rid the team of the Joke White poison but we'll be back . . . and we'll continue the tradition of making the Hapless Stompies our squealing little Bunnies this weekend.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
10 Jun 2015, 21:51
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10 Jun 2015, 21:51#12
Draad Plumtree had a long tenure at the Sharks with some of the country's best talent...he never matched maligned Heineke and by the time he left the trend was dropping like a stone. We can do better.
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
10 Jun 2015, 22:26
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10 Jun 2015, 22:26#13
The hapless Stompies will be in the playoffs even though the hopeless guppies wont. Getting a glimmer rooitwit! Bwahahahaha.
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Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
10 Jun 2015, 23:00
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10 Jun 2015, 23:00#14
 Plumtree - part of the kiwi plan 
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oimateyPro1,870 posts
11 Jun 2015, 04:07
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11 Jun 2015, 04:07#15
 Apparently Plum turned it down. Wanted a four year deal, wasn't sure if Small was going to stay past the next two years and worried about the Stormers resources to match the tahs and chiefs.
Sounds like a guy who's been burnt.
Wonder if Mallet would be tempted to get off his kiester and prove he's still relevant and has it. That commentary box can get pretty comfy.
No thank you on Goosen. 
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JeromeVClub Pro492 posts
11 Jun 2015, 05:30
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11 Jun 2015, 05:30#16
It's bad news all round.

Goosen is talented but is too much of a injury prone and lacks composure. I see Goosen more as a fullback where he can play to his abilities, nonetheless we don't need him. 

Brandon Thomson is the WP/Stormers fly half who should be on the forefront in next seasons, he has the skills in his game to emulate Pollard from what I've seen in JWC. Thomson is a gifted fly half who would be a great asset to the Stormers.
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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
11 Jun 2015, 18:32
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11 Jun 2015, 18:32#17
 See WP is also after Marcel Coetzee, PSDT and Cornel Hendricks.
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