Notshe & Fat Dave's Compulsive Lying

The spelling errors of Beeno have their own spelling errors

Fat Dave, do you really think I would go meet someone from a blog forum and go fight them? I don't even live in London, I live in Cornwall which is about 6 hours drive from London, I go to London once or twice a year at most, and just for business purposes.
I could have phoned you from a withheld number, just to get you to waste your Friday evening! My goal was just to wind you up, as you are easy bait. The point is this is the third time you have tried to be in a physical fight with a blog poster on this forum. You really need to ask yourself questions...
If the police in the UK found out a fight took place, that was agreed on an online forum it would be considered pre-meditated assault. It could be on one's record for the rest of their life.  Possibly even a CCJ which would ruin credit references, or worse a suspended sentence or a real conviction. So win or lose, the reality is there is no win in a situation like this. 
I have not had a fight in years, and never have I considered meeting someone from an online blog to have a fight with them. I was always going to say this, I just wanted to see how much I could wind up for entertainment purposes.
The bottom line is that Poi-e does live in London- and you chickened out of that fight because you knew you would get a slap. At no point did I actually entertain the idea of meeting you. 
Pal, you need help... With your attitude, I would be surprised if you don't already have some type of conviction here in the UK...

Listen here you lying fucking waste of space - firstly you are lying about me and Poi-e every arranging a meet up to fight it’s simply not true you fucking idiot. The only prick that wanted to fight me was Boklogic who happened to live in NZ.....Cornwall is far but NZ is a tad further Are you really fucking stupid enough to think the police would waste their time on a a fight arranged on a rugby forum you ignorant prat. Now here’s the catch dumbfuck, do you honestly think I’d travel to London from the tranquility of my farm to come meet up with a prick like you!! But it was a pleasure exposing you for the little coward you are Call me a keyboard warrior or anything for that matter to my face and I’d fucking give you a hiding I have plenty of scars on my knuckles from smacking pricks like you, I’d happily add another Now fuck off you miserable prick who thought he was winding me up and that I’d actually travel to come meet you!! Fucking idiot