Captain30,741 posts
02 Mar 2020, 23:03
#81
02 Mar 2020, 23:03#81
Who is that?
Notshe & Fat Dave's Compulsive Lying
Started by sharkbok123 REPLIES3,280 VIEWS· 27 Feb 2020, 01:13
sharkbok
Captain23,236 posts
Captain23,236 posts
02 Mar 2020, 23:11
#82
02 Mar 2020, 23:11#82
Ceradynce said it is you. Is this you, or not? Not sure where Ceradyne got the photo from though. Ha Ha
Captain30,741 posts
02 Mar 2020, 23:18
#83
02 Mar 2020, 23:18#83
Nope it’s not me you stupid prick just like I’ve never received a single penny of inheritance but you keep trying dumbfuck
It’s doing your credibility a world of good
sharkbok
Captain23,236 posts
Captain23,236 posts
02 Mar 2020, 23:24
#84
02 Mar 2020, 23:24#84
Have you met Ceradyne? Why would he be lying... Arent you both cricket buddies?
How do you have money if you were disbarred? It was also Ceradyne who confirmed that Disbarred Dave was no longer wanted
You also claimed that Hennie Leroux broke your collar bone. See you speak so much shit that you forget this.
How do you have money if you were disbarred? It was also Ceradyne who confirmed that Disbarred Dave was no longer wanted
You also claimed that Hennie Leroux broke your collar bone. See you speak so much shit that you forget this.
Captain30,741 posts
02 Mar 2020, 23:29
#85
02 Mar 2020, 23:29#85
I have never met the prick you dumbass, disbarred was I, what a load of horseshit and I’ve never broken my collarbone you ignorant prick
So what’s next?
What’s the next lie?
sharkbok
Captain23,236 posts
Captain23,236 posts
03 Mar 2020, 00:08
#86
03 Mar 2020, 00:08#86
So now I am lying about you lying. It is more likely that you are lying about your own lies, or you have just forgotten your lies given how frequent they are. A compulsive liar that tries to impress people by distorting the truth...
I will ask Ceradyne to confirm. He is certainly a more reliable and honest person than you.
You said you stopped playing rugby because your collar bone is prone to get broken You even said your son experienced a similar injury and was considering giving up the game.
I can assure you that you claimed Hennie Leroux broke your collar bone. Yes, it was bullshit, but you did claim this.
That is the problem about lying, You have to remember your own maze of lies, otherwise, you just contradict yourself.
Ceradynce also provided a website that listed Dave Searle as disbarred for bringing the profession into disrepute. Lawyers are scumbags, so what you did must be pretty extreme to be disbarred.
I will ask Ceradyne to confirm. He is certainly a more reliable and honest person than you.
You said you stopped playing rugby because your collar bone is prone to get broken You even said your son experienced a similar injury and was considering giving up the game.
I can assure you that you claimed Hennie Leroux broke your collar bone. Yes, it was bullshit, but you did claim this.
That is the problem about lying, You have to remember your own maze of lies, otherwise, you just contradict yourself.
Ceradynce also provided a website that listed Dave Searle as disbarred for bringing the profession into disrepute. Lawyers are scumbags, so what you did must be pretty extreme to be disbarred.
Captain30,741 posts
03 Mar 2020, 00:41
#87
03 Mar 2020, 00:41#87
And don’t forget I know Vlag really well we are cricket buddies
My poor broken collarbone
Disbarred lawyer
It’s classic stuff
I’m off to find the other half of my collarbone to give it to my poor son, sounds like he needs it
Bwhaaahaaa
Keep it up Sharktwat you are on a fire - bwhaaahaaaa
That chicken packing makes so much sense now - fuck you are pathetic
I actually don’t want to smack you anymore, I’d hate to smash your stupidity out of you, this site would be far less entertaining
sharkbok
Captain23,236 posts
Captain23,236 posts
03 Mar 2020, 01:43
#88
03 Mar 2020, 01:43#88
Saffex
Hall Of Fame
18146 posts
Jan 21, 2020, 00:41Geez Chip you are a fucking prick
Actually no, my son had shoulder surgery so missed last season and is about to have his other shoulder done
You fucking twat
sharkbok
Captain23,236 posts
Captain23,236 posts
03 Mar 2020, 01:44
#89
03 Mar 2020, 01:44#89
You often talk about giving rugby because of your shoulder/collar bone. Hennie Leroux tackled you, and it popped out. (or so you said).
You also recently stated your son has similar shoulders to you. These are your own words.
I doubt your son would want your collar bones, given they have broken more times than his own- so far at least.
Fat Dave was more suited to a career as a ballet dancer or singer.
You also recently stated your son has similar shoulders to you. These are your own words.
I doubt your son would want your collar bones, given they have broken more times than his own- so far at least.
Fat Dave was more suited to a career as a ballet dancer or singer.
Captain30,741 posts
03 Mar 2020, 02:03
#90
03 Mar 2020, 02:03#90
Collarbone is it, dumbfuck?
Broken collarbone is it huh?
You sad sack, you been searching all this time for broken collarbones?
Bwaaahaaaaa
sharkbok
Captain23,236 posts
Captain23,236 posts
03 Mar 2020, 02:31
#91
03 Mar 2020, 02:31#91
It is pretty easy, just enter the bolded text into Google and it creates a filter on the ruckersforum website.
site:ruckersforum.com "saffex" "collar"
It is called using search operators, much easier and faster than how you would go about looking for information.
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Captain30,741 posts
03 Mar 2020, 02:38
#92
03 Mar 2020, 02:38#92
You found the broken collarbone yet dumbfuck
You really did not have to explain yourself, you feeling a little stupid?
How’s that google search working out for you
Give it up you idiot, are you too fucking stupid to realise what a complete prick you look?
Own your own company my arse - that’s about as credible as Beenkop being a CA
Stick to chickens collarbone!!!
sharkbok
Captain23,236 posts
Captain23,236 posts
03 Mar 2020, 02:41
#93
03 Mar 2020, 02:41#93
Google is filled with information on Fat Dave though... ha, ha
Captain30,741 posts
03 Mar 2020, 02:43
#94
03 Mar 2020, 02:43#94
It’s the broken collarbone we are after though!!
sharkbok
Captain23,236 posts
Captain23,236 posts
03 Mar 2020, 03:21
#95
03 Mar 2020, 03:21#95
Ah, Fat Dave I just found the lie that you denied....
Put bolded text into Google using copy and paste.
site:ruckersforum.com "saffex" "Hennie le Roux"
Hall Of Fame
18156 posts
Feb 20, 2013, 00:07Damn right I wont be kitting up, my days of playing are long gone thanks to Hennie le Roux putting my shoulder to bed once and for all!
sharkbok
Captain23,236 posts
Captain23,236 posts
03 Mar 2020, 03:25
#96
03 Mar 2020, 03:25#96
It is part of the package being a compulsive liar.... forgetting one's list of lies.
Unless Hennie LeRoux had sex with your shoulder, he broke it playing rugby- or so you claim...https://www.ruckersforum.com/forum/sport/how-out-top-3-sides-should-be-lining-up/3766
Captain30,741 posts
03 Mar 2020, 03:29
#97
03 Mar 2020, 03:29#97
Was it a broken collarbone dumbass?
Fucking wake up geez it’s fucking obvious
How dom, stupid are you?
You are irritatingly stupid
sharkbok
Captain23,236 posts
Captain23,236 posts
03 Mar 2020, 03:31
#98
03 Mar 2020, 03:31#98
Here are 3 different types of shoulder fractures:
- Clavicle Fracture: A broken collarbone is the most common type shoulder fracture. It usually results from a fall.
- Proximal Humerus Fracture: This is a fracture of the upper part of the arm. ...
- Scapula Fractures: A fracture of the scapula bone is rare.
3 Types of Shoulder Fractures - The Handcare Blog
Captain30,741 posts
03 Mar 2020, 11:47
#99
03 Mar 2020, 11:47#99
Here is a little help - try dislocated shoulder I’m a little bored of your stupidity - now crawl back to your chicken factory collarbone
sharkbok
Captain23,236 posts
Captain23,236 posts
03 Mar 2020, 12:10
#100
03 Mar 2020, 12:10#100
Exposed as a compulsive liar. Always making up imaginary stories to try impress people. No one believed you, check out the comments on that blog post about your imaginary friend jennie theroux. You need help...
Captain18,117 posts
03 Mar 2020, 12:42
#101
03 Mar 2020, 12:42#101
Thought I better post this email I recently received from a Colonel "Rainbow" Sanders of the Farmer Brown Chicken Union of South Africa . . .
To whom it may concern,
I wish to object in the strongest possible terms to the repeated portrayal of chickens and/or chicken parts in a negative light on this thread.
Examples of this eggstremely unfair and discriminatory behaviour are as follows:
"Difference between us is that you are too chicken shit to man up you pathetic little man"
"Fat Dave, didn't you also have fights scheduled with Poie, and Boklogic, both of which you chickened out of..."
"Your collar bone is so weak, I would use it as a wishbone and snap you"
"Sharktwat why don’t you put your money where your ignorant little mouth is chicken shit"
"I will be in London next Friday afternoon at the Slug and Lettuce in Wimbledon, the same place you were supposed to meet Poie before you chickened out..."
"7 pm on Friday, you better be there- and not chicken out as you did with Poie. "
"Its a date chicken shit"
"Come on text me chicken shit"
"Like hell you will pitch up you fucking chicken shit"
"If you don't show up, then it is the third time you have made threats on this board- but chickened out..."
"Come on chicken shit"
"Step up and meet me tomorrow evening after your shift packing chickens"
"Stick to chickens collarbone!!!"
"now crawl back to your chicken factory collarbone"
As president and founder member of the largest Chicken Union in South Africa, I speak on behalf of all chickens when I say we resent the unwarranted and demeaning portrayal of chickens in a bad light on this thread and request that you desist with immediate effect, or we will lay more than eggs, we will lay charges!
I mean really, what the cluck is wrong with you people?
Sincerely
Colonel "Rainbow" SandersPresident: Farmer Brown Chicken Union of South Africa
I think we should tone down on the chicken references guys!
To whom it may concern,
I wish to object in the strongest possible terms to the repeated portrayal of chickens and/or chicken parts in a negative light on this thread.
Examples of this eggstremely unfair and discriminatory behaviour are as follows:
"Difference between us is that you are too chicken shit to man up you pathetic little man"
"Fat Dave, didn't you also have fights scheduled with Poie, and Boklogic, both of which you chickened out of..."
"Your collar bone is so weak, I would use it as a wishbone and snap you"
"Sharktwat why don’t you put your money where your ignorant little mouth is chicken shit"
"I will be in London next Friday afternoon at the Slug and Lettuce in Wimbledon, the same place you were supposed to meet Poie before you chickened out..."
"7 pm on Friday, you better be there- and not chicken out as you did with Poie. "
"Its a date chicken shit"
"Come on text me chicken shit"
"Like hell you will pitch up you fucking chicken shit"
"If you don't show up, then it is the third time you have made threats on this board- but chickened out..."
"Come on chicken shit"
"Step up and meet me tomorrow evening after your shift packing chickens"
"Stick to chickens collarbone!!!"
"now crawl back to your chicken factory collarbone"
As president and founder member of the largest Chicken Union in South Africa, I speak on behalf of all chickens when I say we resent the unwarranted and demeaning portrayal of chickens in a bad light on this thread and request that you desist with immediate effect, or we will lay more than eggs, we will lay charges!
I mean really, what the cluck is wrong with you people?
Sincerely
Colonel "Rainbow" SandersPresident: Farmer Brown Chicken Union of South Africa
I think we should tone down on the chicken references guys!
Captain30,741 posts
03 Mar 2020, 13:30
#102
03 Mar 2020, 13:30#102
Sharktwat what have I lied about you fucking idiot?
The only exposure here is your fucking stupidity banging on about a broken collarbone but you are too fucking thick to realise that
You profoundly stupid twat
Captain40,032 posts
03 Mar 2020, 13:55
#103
03 Mar 2020, 13:55#103
Go at it boys! At the moment it looks like sharktwit is winning by a comfortable margin! Saffex can't really be a lawyer as he cant argue a case. Has he run out of ammo. The chicken bit was worn thin so what' s next!
Captain30,741 posts
03 Mar 2020, 14:18
#104
03 Mar 2020, 14:18#104
Trust Beenkop to find favour in someone banging on about a broken collarbone that never ever happened
I guess you fucking losers need to stick together
Beenkop we know how fucking ignorant and stupid you are - right here you have just confirmed it
Keep up your standards Beenkop
Pro3,183 posts
03 Mar 2020, 17:23
#105
03 Mar 2020, 17:23#105
How is the sparring progressing for the upcoming Friday Pub event going 'SLUGGERS"?
sharkbok
Captain23,236 posts
Captain23,236 posts
03 Mar 2020, 17:56
#106
03 Mar 2020, 17:56#106
Captain30,741 posts
03 Mar 2020, 18:14
#107
03 Mar 2020, 18:14#107
Here is a test Sharktwat - it’s going to expose you as the liar be prepared.
No ducking and diving just answer a simple yes or no
Did I break my collarbone?
Captain26,388 posts
03 Mar 2020, 18:24
#108
03 Mar 2020, 18:24#108
Saf, you mentioned a busted shoulder a while ago ...not collar bone...I think he's got the general location of your injury right, but he totally screwed up the detail.
Captain30,741 posts
03 Mar 2020, 18:33
#109
03 Mar 2020, 18:33#109
Try tell that to the fucking clueless clown.
I think you will find there is a vast difference between a collarbone and shoulder
And quite a considerable difference between a break and a dislocation but the ignorant prick pings me as a liar
I struggle to comprehend how people can actually be that stupid
But wait for it, it will continue to assert that I’m the liar here when..........
sharkbok
Captain23,236 posts
Captain23,236 posts
03 Mar 2020, 18:40
#110
03 Mar 2020, 18:40#110
You denied the incident with Hennie Leroux ending your rugby career. He injured your shoulder. Without a doctors report confirming the exact injury, a broken collar bone or shoulder fracture will suffice.
You could have corrected me earlier on saying it was a dislocated shoulder, but you denied the whole incident with Hennie Leroux. (Plus who retires after getting a dislocated shoulder... Some players have even had a doctor pop it back in on the field of play).
If you speak crap on various blogs forums, you need to write down your lies to make sure your story is consistent.
We are here to support you through this Saffex. We will not look down on your when you make up imaginary stories- such as your friend leaving to coach Griquas, when it had been in the media for over 2 weeks already. Peter later went on to coach a schools team. A janitor that does a bit of rugby training...
Captain26,388 posts
03 Mar 2020, 18:40
#111
03 Mar 2020, 18:40#111
He's trolling a bit, we all do it at times.
BTW, I broke me collar bone...not really painful, but the recovery is uncomfortable.
Captain30,741 posts
03 Mar 2020, 18:46
#112
03 Mar 2020, 18:46#112
Show me where I denied Hennie had anything to do with my dislocation you lying prick?
I have never mentioned a broken collarbone only a shoulder dislocation much like my son had.
You were the pathetic liar that informed us all it was a broken collarbone
So who is the liar here you fucking dumb prick?
Captain26,388 posts
03 Mar 2020, 19:16
#113
03 Mar 2020, 19:16#113
Pieter Rossouw coaches Paarl Gim after a spell as backline coach of the Bools. Jake White is technical advisor for Drostdy...The Grey College coach probably earns more than the WP Coach at present.
Some schools teams are probably better run and funded than most provincial teams...especially top 10 schools.
Captain17,321 posts
04 Mar 2020, 09:05
#114
04 Mar 2020, 09:05#114
Super Rugby clearly isn't providing enough distraction
Captain10,129 posts
04 Mar 2020, 09:32
#115
04 Mar 2020, 09:32#115
Pakie your commentaries are sorely missed ..... with Beano you never know when he's off to tennis or taking his ma-in-law for a drive.
Captain18,117 posts
04 Mar 2020, 09:55
#116
04 Mar 2020, 09:55#116
"Pakie your commentaries are sorely missed ..... with Beano you never know when he's off to tennis or taking his ma-in-law for a drive."
Baboon-ou tends to disappear when his crap team is getting thumped.
LMAO!
Baboon-ou tends to disappear when his crap team is getting thumped.
LMAO!
Captain40,032 posts
04 Mar 2020, 12:54
#117
04 Mar 2020, 12:54#117
Rooitwit I have been absent for all the Stormers victories this season but watched their loss last Saturday.
As usual poor Redrooi is 100 %"wrong! Beahahahaha
Ou Saffex gets injured in a clash with one of the smallest Bok centers ever. Stick to bowls snapster but don't wreck your rickety back. Hahahaha.
To be fair one has to say ou sharktwit is about as immature as Dave.
Hilarious stuff from these two comics.
Captain40,032 posts
04 Mar 2020, 12:56
#118
04 Mar 2020, 12:56#118
Blob playing is better than watching unless you want to become a blob like coach potato.
Captain17,321 posts
04 Mar 2020, 13:48
#119
04 Mar 2020, 13:48#119
Thanks Blob, 2020 has kicked off like a fire in the looney bin so not much time for watching ruggers right now.
Blob playing is better than watching unless you want to become a blob like coach potato.
I...didn't realize potatoes needed coaching.
Captain18,117 posts
04 Mar 2020, 13:52
#120
04 Mar 2020, 13:52#120
I read that as Coach Potato . . . as in Coach Erasmus or Coach Christie or Coach Gatland.
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