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Notshe & Fat Dave's Compulsive Lying

Started by sharkbok123 REPLIES3,280 VIEWS· 27 Feb 2020, 01:13
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sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
01 Mar 2020, 15:18
#41
01 Mar 2020, 15:18#41

Fat Dave, didn't you also have fights scheduled with Poie, and Boklogic, both of which you chickened out of... Still how does this happen to you- a tough guy on an internet board? 

What a tit, Your collar bone is so weak, I would use it as a wishbone and snap you...Ask Hennie Leroux who snapped it with ease

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
01 Mar 2020, 15:25
#42
01 Mar 2020, 15:25#42
Sharktwat why don’t you put your money where your ignorant little mouth is chicken shit You are all talk and fucking stupid
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
01 Mar 2020, 15:56
#43
01 Mar 2020, 15:56#43
I will be in London next Friday afternoon at the Slug and Lettuce in Wimbledon, the same place you were supposed to meet Poie before you chickened out...
Make sure you bring a clean jacket and put some deodorant on, there is no need to stink the place out like when you met Moz. 

SH
ShezzaPro2,471 posts
01 Mar 2020, 17:42
#44
01 Mar 2020, 17:42#44
This thread has turned tragic.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
01 Mar 2020, 18:08
#45
01 Mar 2020, 18:08#45
Sharktwat one certainty is that you seem to think lying in every post somehow gives you more credibility I’ll happily meet you on Friday and give you a fucking hiding - what time fuckwit
SH
ShezzaPro2,471 posts
01 Mar 2020, 18:16
#46
01 Mar 2020, 18:16#46
As a lawyer Dave, do you really think having a fight in public and the potential repercussions is smart?  
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
01 Mar 2020, 18:19
#47
01 Mar 2020, 18:19#47
I retired early 18 months ago, I have my finger in a few pies these days, but formal employment is a thing of the past. I’m a man of leisure most of the time these days so have plenty of time to give mouthing off Sharktwat a hiding.
SE
SebPro2,680 posts
01 Mar 2020, 18:32
#48
01 Mar 2020, 18:32#48

Oh dear, a showdown at Last Chance Saloon

Bahahahaha...

https://youtu.be/w6jvwhMe5N0

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
01 Mar 2020, 18:36
#49
01 Mar 2020, 18:36#49
Sharktwat won’t be anywhere near Wimbledon on Friday I can guarantee that Big mouth throwing accusations from his fingertips
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
01 Mar 2020, 19:02
#50
01 Mar 2020, 19:02#50

7 pm on Friday, you better be there- and not chicken out as you did with Poie. Send me a message on this board at 7 pm- and I will meet you at the front door. 

Happy to give this disbarred lawyer a lesson. Fat Dave has an inheritance, it is the only way he can support "himself. A failure that has nothing to do but try to act like an expert on rugby boards... 


Saffex has his fingers in a few pies these days... He stuffs his face with pies. 

Examples of Saffex challenges in the past where he wimped out.

https://www.ruckersforum.com/forum/rugby/dave-s--/3446/ (Poi-e)

https://www.ruckersforum.com/forum/rugby/bogtwat/7077/ (Bok-logic)


SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
01 Mar 2020, 19:10
#51
01 Mar 2020, 19:10#51
Its a date chicken shit, text me on 07538201314 to confirm you are man enough to take a hiding. Send me a text now
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
01 Mar 2020, 19:16
#52
01 Mar 2020, 19:16#52
I will text you at 7pm on Friday. You better show up. If you don't, I will upload a photo at the entrance of Slug and Lettuce with a timestamp to prove you are a coward. Poie has already proven you are a wimp. 
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
01 Mar 2020, 19:20
#53
01 Mar 2020, 19:20#53
Text me now chicken shit come on you fucking little yellow belly Who the fuck is Poie you lying prick Come on text me chicken shit, not Friday now for I don’t trust shit like you Tough keyboard warriors throwing accusations my way Come on little man prove you are brave enough to text me
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
01 Mar 2020, 20:43
#54
01 Mar 2020, 20:43#54
I will text on Friday at 7 pm at the agreed meeting place. I will probably use a hidden number, as I don't want to hear your cries and tears afterwards.
However thanks for your number. I am looking for some internet websites to send millions of spam messages to your phone in the meantime. 



SH
ShezzaPro2,471 posts
01 Mar 2020, 20:45
#55
01 Mar 2020, 20:45#55
Edit your post Dave and remove your number, not only can Sharkbok see it but other anonymous people can. 
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
01 Mar 2020, 20:56
#56
01 Mar 2020, 20:56#56

 The RuckersForum challenge to see who can spam Saffex's number the most. 

"

Saffex

Hall Of Fame

18109 posts

Mar 01, 2020, 19:10

Its a date chicken shit, text me on 07538201314 to confirm you are man enough to take a hiding.

Send me a text now

"


SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
01 Mar 2020, 21:06
#57
01 Mar 2020, 21:06#57
Bwhaaahaaaa
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
01 Mar 2020, 21:31
#59
01 Mar 2020, 21:31#59
I’m waiting for the text chicken shit You keep signing up that end Sharktwat Chicken shit
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
01 Mar 2020, 23:33
#60
01 Mar 2020, 23:33#60
I am not going to text you, as I don't want to give my phone number to a loser like you. 
However, I will message you on this board at 7 pm on Friday night.  Will you actually be at the agreed location. Yes or No? 
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
01 Mar 2020, 23:57
#61
01 Mar 2020, 23:57#61
I don’t trust a useless cunt that does not have the balls to text me. Like hell you will pitch up you fucking chicken shit I’ll happily turn up because I am looking forward to fucking smacking the twat who calls me a keyboard warrior. I’ll happily add another scar to my knuckles giving you a smack as I don’t like you - you are a ignorant lying prick Do I trust you will be there no fucking ways as you are too scared to text so why would you pitch up
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
02 Mar 2020, 00:00
#62
02 Mar 2020, 00:00#62
That is just an excuse. Just like how you wimped out with Poi-e. I guarantee that I will be at the stated location at 7 pm. I can see you are already trying to weasel out of it....
Is this fat slob a picture below of you? Too many fingers in too many pies stuffing your face with them. You usually post using a picture of a 20-year-old. Your shoulders are tiny, but your gut is huge. A schoolgirl rugby team would break those weak collar bones like a twig. 


blobbok

Senior player

2823 posts

Aug 31, 2018, 01:03



I'd no idea that ouDawie wus short & so fat .
-----A cheerleader has bigger shoulders and biceps than Fat Dave. Looks like Slimer from Ghost Busters...




SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
02 Mar 2020, 00:08
#63
02 Mar 2020, 00:08#63
I’m waiting for that text chicken shit, man up and send it You don’t have it in you The only keyboard warrior on here is you and that’s a fact Come on chicken shit You work out how far Barnes is from Wimbledon little man and see if I don’t rock up
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
02 Mar 2020, 00:11
#64
02 Mar 2020, 00:11#64

It is only 39 minutes, so you have no excuse. 

I will finally see you face to face. Don't eat too much before I leave you in some ditch. 

The average journey time between Barnes and Wimbledon is 39 minutes . On an average weekday, there are 115 trains travelling from Barnes to Wimbledon. The journey time may be longer on weekends and holidays.

Trains Barnes to Wimbledon | Cheap Tickets & Times | Trainline

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
02 Mar 2020, 00:13
#65
02 Mar 2020, 00:13#65
Exactly chicken shit Good luck
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
02 Mar 2020, 00:26
#66
02 Mar 2020, 00:26#66
If you don't show up, then it is the third time you have made threats on this board- but chickened out...
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
02 Mar 2020, 00:32
#67
02 Mar 2020, 00:32#67
Keep lying chicken shit it’s your strength Keyboard warrior Why do we have to wait till Friday let’s meet tomorrow
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
02 Mar 2020, 00:39
#68
02 Mar 2020, 00:39#68

Believe it or not, I have things to do like working. Friday evening works fine for me. I will punch 10 kebabs down your fat throat as a warm-up and then kick that fat gut. Then break those weak shoulder collar bones-  they are not built for rugby or anything physical. 

then I will still have time to have some beers and enjoy the evening...after carrying you to the train station and pay your return fair - and sellotape your address to you for a taxi to pick you up after your train ride back  


SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
02 Mar 2020, 00:53
#69
02 Mar 2020, 00:53#69
Just as I thought chicken shit Too fucking scared - you keep up the keyboard chest beating You will be working tomorrow evening will you? Fucking joke Step up and meet me tomorrow evening after your shift packing chickens I know the answer already chicken shit
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
02 Mar 2020, 03:25
#70
02 Mar 2020, 03:25#70


SE
SebPro2,680 posts
02 Mar 2020, 10:24
#71
02 Mar 2020, 10:24#71

Kids | Wimbledon Kickboxing & Boxing Club


There are better ways to solve petty issues...just a suggestion, instead of spending a night in the slammer LOL.

AJ
AJHPro3,183 posts
02 Mar 2020, 17:23
#72
02 Mar 2020, 17:23#72

Here I was concerned about the drop in spectators at the Super rugby games over the weekend but now understand the reason for the drop in attendance.


They are all in transit to the UK for the bout on Friday night between Saffex and sharkbok.

Sure hope it rises to the expectations generated by the back and forth challenges hurled at one another.

I hope they will be able to post the results of the bout or a video for those of us who are unable to get to the PUB.

Any thoughts on who will be victorious guys.

I do. I think sanity will win and both "fighters" will be nursing a major sore head on Saturday from the ALE consumer.

H opefully.


DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
02 Mar 2020, 20:10
#73
02 Mar 2020, 20:10#73

The Poms can consume a bit of ale, but South Africans drink beer...we are the masters of beer...a small country rising to the top of beer production...because we know our product. 

sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
02 Mar 2020, 20:21
#74
02 Mar 2020, 20:21#74

Does anyone else think Saffex's Torso is out of proportion. He has tiny thin arms with small narrow shoulders, then suddenly a huge gut. Looks like a lazy pig that does nothing every day 

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
02 Mar 2020, 20:25
#75
02 Mar 2020, 20:25#75

Consuming lots of beer to sustain a proper beer gut, is not doing nothing!

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
02 Mar 2020, 20:26
#76
02 Mar 2020, 20:26#76

PS, you're fascination with Saffex's physique is telling.

sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
02 Mar 2020, 20:47
#77
02 Mar 2020, 20:47#77

Well, we have 2 Saffex's...

The 20-year-old one that he uses as his profile pics online, and the fat greying one provided by Cereadyne...

Saffex has described himself on this board over the years as though he was a Greek God. Then he had the argument of who was taller than last years... Then he posted a picture of a French rugby player, who Saffex claimed to look like...

What we now see is this fat beast that looks more like Slimer in Ghost Busters that a human being... A fanboy that jerks off while he watches Eztebeth flex his muscles. 

How he sees himself vs how the world sees him.??


AJ
AJHPro3,183 posts
02 Mar 2020, 20:51
#78
02 Mar 2020, 20:51#78

Agreed on your comment about BEER nothing tastes as good as a cold Castle Lager while sitting under the African sun at Castle Corner (Kingsmead) watching the Natal cricket team playing the Transvaal team.

But alas those days are no more and that goes for the sun as well.


SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
02 Mar 2020, 22:56
#79
02 Mar 2020, 22:56#79
Sharktwat keep lying about me it’s your strength Narrow shoulders and a big gut bwhaaahaaa I guess you will never find out as you were too chicken shit to meet last evening So my profile pic is when I was 20 was it? Your lying knows no boundaries but I guess being mentally challenged precludes you from working out that it discredits your credibility. But I guess you can’t really lose credibility when you had zero in the first place Keep lying Sharktwat it’s entertaining
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,236 posts
02 Mar 2020, 23:00
#80
02 Mar 2020, 23:00#80

ha, ha!


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