Sharks versus wee highlanders official match thread

 moooo la pipe down will ya. highlanders have also knocked on balls or havent you noticed.
These bovine types can be irritating!
Of course ou JW acts as a little echo. yaaawn!

Peterson dropped the pass, another back mistake.

 Scrum collapses, that will slow it all down.

marshall is right. Esterhuizen and JP must go hard to the line.
Hope ou mooola and JW are listening to marshall. He often gets it right. Pretty unique oak in nz terms!Wee B en off for a concussion test

marshall is right. Esterhuizen and JP must go hard to the line.
Hope ou mooola and JW are listening to marshall. He often gets it right. Pretty unique oak in nz terms!Wee B en off for a concussion test

 Ben Smith is off for a concussion test.

Landers messed up that chance, knock on on the line.

 Could be a try to highlanders after a messed up lineout. Try!

 31-10 after 57 mins. Landers make substitutions.

 Landers are flying high right now, everything is working. Try?

 Try awar ded, 36-10 with kick to come.

 Bwahahahahhaha the wee highlanders knock on near sharks line. Learn to catch the ball oaks!Sneaky try by wee highlanders. Man these sharks are truely  fast asleep.
Bring back Jake has to be the call! Whip the oaks into shape and get their minds right.
Unfrotunately some halfwits still dont undersatmnd what a disaster it was to lose jake.
Ndungane is a disaster at fullback. With Almbie and SP Marais out who can they try.
Can you imagine a Jake White coached Sharks team playing like this. CAst your mind back to a13 man Sharks side whipping the crusties. Mountains of egg land on anti Jake brigade.Fa t Steven comes on for Sharks. Mouritz and Stevens to save the day!!!

 Embarrassing all round now Hasbeeno with the Landers now monstering the Sharks' forwards as well as the backs!! 

 Zeilanga may be better at 15?

 Kicking contest won't help sharks. Landers on the attack again. Knock on.

 Scrum penalty to sharks. Probably will try their rolling maul, yawn. They are only 26 points down.

 Sharks are coasting now Moooo la. Its a team in disarray.
To think that halfwit rooitwit talks of the hapless Stompies! Hahahahahahahahahaha
Esterhuizen needs to consider a step or two. Man he has some raw talent but its is raw. What are these coaches being paid for.
 

 Sharks looked good with some good ball handling but Landers get the ball alnd are throwing the ball around.

 Another great try to Landers, end to end almost all 15 players involved. Excellent play.

A day of shame for the Sharks.  One can scarcely believe how poor they are.Heads must roll? Begin with Lardy John?

 Beeno: sharks can't win with 15 players. Ref should have give cards so the sharks can play with 13 

Another line out drive by the sharks, brain-less they are down by a million points. Must have given up & just practicing their core plays now. Kick missed.

 As Mitchell said Coetzee must learn to offload!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean hoiw difficult is that to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile the Sharks kick their ball away.
What a total disgrace.
Mouritz comes on.

 Esterhuizen a raw talent??? Hasbeeno, surely you jest! Os du Randt had a better sidestep!

 Sharks score from lineout drive.
Sorry boys but not good enou gh!

 Moolaa, yes, the commentators have been saying Estehuizen just runs at the line. No skills demonstrated at all IMO. Brain-less play.

 A. Smith has had a fantastic game 48 points so far in fantasy rugby. 
Sharks are now tackling each other.

 Handling error by Sharks ends promising move!

Ciontext mooo la context. If the team as awhole with few exceptions is playing badly like this Esterhuuizen playing badly is the norm. 
No more bovine commenrs moooo la.
Now Sharks tackle themselves!!  Man this is becoming tragic comedy!

 Try Landers - forwards did the job.

 Old fashioned ars.e kicking this .Wish I had made Naholo me captain .

 Kick missed. 48-15 after 79 mins. Whistle to end the game will be an act if  mercy.

 Game ends with a knock on by the Sharks. Tough loss for the Sharks, they will have to rally for the rest of the tour.
Congrats to the Landers they really showed us something today. Redish was really good as were the backs of course. Very entertaining game with some good skills shown by the Highlanders.

Jislaaik, if anyone deserves the hapless tag then its surely this sad lot of gormless Guppies .

 Gone are the fit sharks of Jakes time. These guys also dont look fit. Stevens is loafing away after 10 minutes.Beast. Bissie and Marcell have toiled manfully. Alberts lasted about 40 minutes. He should play lock of course.
Poorly coached side, with poor tactics and with key players out. Most unsatisfactory oaks. Sharks are letting us down big time.  If Jake had been here they would be top 6 now look at what is being produced.
There is no tennis on either!

 Absolutely  Bob but dont expect ou rooitwit to see the error of his ways! 
Rubbish is the only way to describe this. 
But think back. A former Bok captain (who overstayed his time with the Boks) with zip experience is made CEO of the Sharks. Thats where the madness began. Then they called in over the hill overseas players. They got rid of a top coach in Jake. In some mitigation key players are out. However it was sooooooooooooo bad.