wee chifies versus hapless hurricanes

 Penalty try to hapless hurricanes and ayellow for no arms tackle. Seems abit harsh on the wee chiefies so lets just hope Jw and the chiefies fans dont whinge to much - ytou know how they are!
Now hapless hurricanes score again and its conrad smith taking the final pass. The blowhards are back in th e game even though chiefs had better of first half.

  Now sunny bill puts in a nasty tackle on poor conrad. Chiefies attacking canes line but knock on.
canes lead 14-13.

 conrad knocks the ball on when over the line. Chie fies need 15th man back. 

 Mckenezie not shaping reckless pass leads to canes try.
its 21-13 to hapless hurricanes

 Chiefs butcher a try and Jw collapases on the carpet!!

 Julian Savea collides with sunny bill. 
Looks like the tackle with no hands that led to a penalty try and a yellow that led to another try has sunk the chiefies. Such are the vagaries of rugby.The snorefest is over and we can now look forward to some real rugby this afternoon!

 Beeno: thanks for your fictional account of the game Chiefs are in the playoffs so congrats to them! Canes are fantastic this year, who would have know they would be so dominant in spite of the SA refs

JW you have obvioulsy been drowning your sorrows judged by the quality of your response.
You can safely add 12 points onto the log position of Stormers, Sharks and Bulle for starters. Then you would have to do some subtraction from the bent down under sides.
The log is a fiction created by bent down under refs. Hence the continual complaints again this season by so many re the  shocking down under reffing.

Glad the officials (some might call the corrupt) helped out the SA teams with the conference system the wee stormers needed some help to qualify- we are taught to help those in need Well done stormers, you deserve all the charity you received. If you can get the "home field advantage" you have a chance of not embarrassing yourselves. You have our full half-hearted support.