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What the hell is Heinke v/d Merwe doing there

Started by Saffolk 71 REPLIES757 VIEWS· 18 Jul 2015, 14:18
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SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
18 Jul 2015, 14:18
#1
18 Jul 2015, 14:18#1

What an utterly useless little prop this guy is. As soon as he came on the Bok pack folded.


Enter Malherbe for Jannie and we march the Oz scrum back with interest.


What on earth did Heinke do to merit a bench spot......typical clueless Meyer 

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
18 Jul 2015, 22:58
#2
18 Jul 2015, 22:58#2
 Any ideas on why Heinke is playing test rugby?
PA
PakieCaptain17,321 posts
18 Jul 2015, 23:54
#3
18 Jul 2015, 23:54#3
None.
PA
PakieCaptain17,321 posts
18 Jul 2015, 23:55
#4
18 Jul 2015, 23:55#4
None.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
19 Jul 2015, 15:16
#5
19 Jul 2015, 15:16#5
 Would love to hear useless Meyers take on Heinke s selection.
CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
19 Jul 2015, 16:11
#6
19 Jul 2015, 16:11#6

Malherbe did nothing to impress.

Never has ... never will either.

Besides ... he spends more time on the injured list than on the actual field playing rugby.

Not Bok material.
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Jul 2015, 19:45
#7
19 Jul 2015, 19:45#7
Malherbe was the source of he scrum problems. Watch the scrum where Burger was forced to touch back. Malherbe was totally dominated. I love the way Heinke was fingered when Malherbe was in reverse.

This guy is powerful, but technically poor...so he can be destructive in a dominating scrum. Sadly as we were reminded yesterday, he has no answers under pressure.  
CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
19 Jul 2015, 19:48
#8
19 Jul 2015, 19:48#8
 So Malherbe got penalized three times = BS as per norma l from this creep
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Jul 2015, 20:07
#9
19 Jul 2015, 20:07#9
Man boobs if you can't keep it civil at least get your facts right, nobody was penalized three times.  
CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
19 Jul 2015, 20:29
#10
19 Jul 2015, 20:29#10
 Strauss once - Van der Merwe twice.  Must we give you Sub a maths as well - cant you add up 2 + 1  =  3?
 
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Jul 2015, 20:54
#11
19 Jul 2015, 20:54#11
Put your bra back on Tokkie..Heinke was for an early hit, Strauss' knee hit the deck because Malherbe collapsed.
CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
19 Jul 2015, 21:06
#12
19 Jul 2015, 21:06#12
 That accounts for two pr you still working out a myth why Malherbe has to be blamed for all three penalties - but you are always a liar so why bother.  Just a question - how come Malherbe was on both feet standing level when Strauss was penalized? But you are always a liar so why bother.
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Jul 2015, 22:04
#13
19 Jul 2015, 22:04#13
From Espn rugby Guru

" Scott Sio immense at the scrum, monstering replacement tight-head Malherbe" 

There is the truth.
DE
DezertFoxPro2,288 posts
19 Jul 2015, 22:21
#14
19 Jul 2015, 22:21#14
 Eat crow 8? Lmao!!!
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Jul 2015, 22:34
#15
19 Jul 2015, 22:34#15
Haha...I'm being kind and not calling that a full eat crow.  
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
19 Jul 2015, 23:00
#16
19 Jul 2015, 23:00#16
Oh so how do you explain the fact that when Malherbe replaced Jannie while Bismark and Beast were still on and they marched the Oz scrum backwards with interest.....something the Bok scrum never did while Jannie was on.
Enter Heinke and Strauss and we see the Bok scrum struggle. Are you bright enough to work out where the issue lies?
Further help might just be the refs calls and the need to move to Heinke side and penalise him.
Why not read the player ratings as well and see what they said about Malherbe and Heinke.
Moz do you know anything about props....seriously?

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Jul 2015, 23:06
#17
19 Jul 2015, 23:06#17
Sorry Dave you don't have to go through all that tortured logic. You just have to look at Sio lifting and shunting Malherbe back. Based on the S15 I really thought Malherbe would do better . He didn't. Heinke stood solidly it was Malherbe's side which staggered back. Case closed. 
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
19 Jul 2015, 23:17
#18
19 Jul 2015, 23:17#18
Rubbish the issue was with Strauss on his knees and Heinke being completely out of his depth.
So talk me through the scrum where Malherbe first replaced Jannie.....what was that then?
It amazes me that you miss the obvious....when did Heinke ever merit selection .....the scrum prior to his entrance are all dominated by the Boks, in particular when Malherbe replaced Jannie......enter Heinke and the wheels come off and you miss this obvious fact.
Moz you seriously know nothing about props.
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Jul 2015, 23:26
#19
19 Jul 2015, 23:26#19
I'm not saying Heinke merited selection. But you have to accept Malherbe was in trouble in every scrum after his first  two scrums. We certainly don't want that kind of scrumming performance in the WC. I thought he had got his act together....yesterday disproved it.
As for knowing something about props, you are the guy who touted Werner Kruger and the equally hopeless Marcel. I spotted their issues immediately. I seem to know a lot more than you and I'm not so emotionally besotted that I cant call it as it is.
DE
DezertFoxPro2,288 posts
19 Jul 2015, 23:31
#20
19 Jul 2015, 23:31#20
Werner Kruger? Hahaha hahaha! 
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
19 Jul 2015, 23:43
#21
19 Jul 2015, 23:43#21
Nope there was no issue with Malherbe in the scrums......if there had been he would not have got the write up he did.......the issue arose when Heinke entered the equation as he was completely out of his depth......the very reason poor Strauss ended up on his knees as well......is Strauss now also a weakness as scrum time.
Oh for fuck sake, wake up re Werner Kruger, did I not concede I got him wrong.....fucking move on.....its one thing trying to debate the merits but when you throw in Kruger it gets pathetic.
You take on Marcel v/d Merwe is as ignorant as your take on Malherbe.
You have always got props wrong....starting with useless BJ Botha
The issue yesterday was the entrance of Heinke....it had nothing to do with Malherbe.....he stood firm

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
19 Jul 2015, 23:47
#22
19 Jul 2015, 23:47#22
This might help a little
17 Heinke van der Merwe (On for Mtawarira, 49 mins)Put under pressure in the scrums and seemed a little off the pace in the tight loos e.5/10
Unless you want us to believe that all of a sudden Malherbe and more to the point - Strauss no longer can scrum?????????????
DE
DezertFoxPro2,288 posts
19 Jul 2015, 23:48
#23
19 Jul 2015, 23:48#23
Well Damian had a hand in two Aussie tries (nearly 3 ), so I'll look there first for a source to our problems.
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Jul 2015, 23:48
#24
19 Jul 2015, 23:48#24
I remember Dave waxing lyrical about Flexing Faan Rautenbach and Bezuidenhout before N Z handed them their ass in 2003  
DE
DezertFoxPro2,288 posts
19 Jul 2015, 23:49
#25
19 Jul 2015, 23:49#25
 He likes em fat.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
19 Jul 2015, 23:52
#26
19 Jul 2015, 23:52#26
Moz stop fucking lying.....who the hell is Bezuidenhout huh?
You are starting to lose it......stick to the facts and stop making it up......lying carries no weight on here
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
20 Jul 2015, 00:06
#27
20 Jul 2015, 00:06#27
Huh? Check out our front row in RWC03. Do you have dimentia?
DE
DezertFoxPro2,288 posts
20 Jul 2015, 00:09
#28
20 Jul 2015, 00:09#28
 "Lying carries no weight on here" I had a good laugh there! You should do stand-up Dave.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
20 Jul 2015, 00:12
#29
20 Jul 2015, 00:12#29
 What the hell does RWC 03 have to do with my choices huh?
DE
DezertFoxPro2,288 posts
20 Jul 2015, 00:29
#30
20 Jul 2015, 00:29#30
 They were your choices, that's the point.
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
20 Jul 2015, 00:57
#31
20 Jul 2015, 00:57#31
Dave was hot to trot about Flexing Faan, Bezuidenhout, Gurthro, Marcel, Werner Kruger, Greyling and now Malherbe. All the same type of  fattie that can't scrum....all flops, except oddly for Gurthro, who he now dumps on. Hell Marherbe should have been penalized for stomach on the deck....the lad is a world class porker.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
20 Jul 2015, 01:04
#32
20 Jul 2015, 01:04#32
Moz you are lying.....very disappointing.......I am not even going to bother responding......poor form Moz.....Bezuidenhout wow
Pathetic reallly
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
20 Jul 2015, 01:14
#33
20 Jul 2015, 01:14#33
Rubbish Dave you were big about our huge front row for QF 03  
DE
DezertFoxPro2,288 posts
20 Jul 2015, 01:18
#34
20 Jul 2015, 01:18#34
 I recall the whole thing. Dave, don't follow in the ways of our resident serpent Michael.
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
20 Jul 2015, 01:20
#35
20 Jul 2015, 01:20#35
And Dave admit, you were an early adopter of Morne Mellet.
CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
20 Jul 2015, 01:29
#36
20 Jul 2015, 01:29#36
 Hell = and the Village Idiot after he was caught out being a liar - now discusses everything bar the issue of Heinke van der Merwe and he gets the support of a fellow-liar/village idiot .  What has this site descended to with those two in the mic?  
DE
DezertFoxPro2,288 posts
20 Jul 2015, 01:36
#37
20 Jul 2015, 01:36#37
Michael, I wish I could have seen the first time you went through first grade. 
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
20 Jul 2015, 01:44
#38
20 Jul 2015, 01:44#38
Tokkie  did you really think if you said nothing Malherbe would get a free pass? Man what a pathetic performance, which literally, along with Lomp and de Allende's poor last second defence....cost us the frigging test. Now piss off and play with your toys. 
CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
20 Jul 2015, 01:50
#39
20 Jul 2015, 01:50#39
 Desert Disaster
I might have been going to the corner because pf my kindness when I thought of how lonely your fate have been being a permanent fixture there  and how I wanted a closer look at the dunce cap you were always wearing - which became too small through the years - and wanted to ask your mama to make a bigger one.  After all - the dunce cap could not last 10 years and had to have been replaced more regularly.   I al ways was kind-hearted and pitied you in your case as well.
DE
DezertFoxPro2,288 posts
20 Jul 2015, 01:55
#40
20 Jul 2015, 01:55#40
You could at least talk like an adult when insulting me you pickle. At times it's reading The Colour Purple.
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