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Sorry it didn’t post....a bit of whimsy : 

‘I never dreamed I would walk up to a bank teller wearing a mask and ask for money’

Moses was the first person to download information from the Cloud.

Told my wife I wanted to be cremated, she made an appointment for next Tuesday.

I picked up a hitch hiker ....after a few miles he asked if I wasn’t afraid I’d picked up a serial killer....I put his mind to rest by telling him the odds of two serial killers in one car were very low.

 I have a bumper sticker which says ‘honk if you think I’m sexy’....then I sit at the green light until I feel better.

A man sued his local hospital because after an outpatient procedure his wife lost all interest in sex. The hospital responded saying all they did was laser eye surgery.

An old woman in a bus kept passing the driver peanuts. After a while he asked her why she didn’t eat them. She replied she couldn’t because she had lost her teeth. ‘Why buy them then’ he asked. ‘I just love the rich chocolate around them’ she replied.

A curious thing happened last night.....I found a hat full of money. But even more strange a man with a guitar chased me.

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There’s an amusing new French movie out, called the Dinner Game....only 80 Minutes, reminiscent of the Pink Panther, might lighten the mood.

Great to have a laugh on a posting once more.

Keep them coming, folks.

I read those to my partner last night, Moz.

She had a right giggle.

Dinner Game has a been remade a few times if if I'm not mistaken.

A great plot even though it doesn't disguise the fact that it'll obviously culminate in lesson in morality.

https://youtu.be/A_z1Y8_2dwQ

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@xavi. Have you ever watched the roasting of Ronald Reagan, back in the day when he was still governor?