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CR
CrusadersfanPro3,099 posts
30 Dec 2019, 14:02
#161
30 Dec 2019, 14:02#161

I saw my mother pass and she just ended as far as i can see.

Got to laugh at how you have some superior understand and you just know its the truth. You found something you like the sound of so fuck everything else it will do you. Sit in your ignorance makes no difference to me if you want to live in lala land just dont expect everyone else to swallow it

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Dec 2019, 14:09
#162
30 Dec 2019, 14:09#162

"Why would He reveal himself to you? He isn't obligated to explain himself to a worm like you ... or anyone else"

And this God has clearly decided to reveal himself to you and Beeno…….. and he has chosen the 2 of you to try and pass on his greatness onto others...….

The 2 posters who are the most despised on this forum, and probably in real life as well...….and this great God chose them to speak for him...……

He sure is a clever one.... thi s god

"You aren't doing Him a favour by believing in Him"

And you think that you and Beeno are doing him favours…….

That seals it for me

ROTFLMFAO

By the way CC, your God poisoned me ………. not so?...….. get it?

Did your God also come to you and tell you to mock his attempt …...at killing me...…?

Move along now and go and serve this great and just God of yours.

ROTFLMFAO

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
30 Dec 2019, 14:10
#163
30 Dec 2019, 14:10#163

I know it's tough being shallow, Sader. Looking at the world around you with so much confusion. Don't be so hard on yourself. Someone has to be the backwater hick on here ... and I must admit, you're doing a fine job. 

I'm fortunate to have grown up in a home with indoor plumping. I'm fortunate to have had toilet paper all my life. Village lads like yourself weren't exposed to the modern life. I understand. At what age did you first start wearing underwear? I bet you shat in your new underpants the first time you went out back behind the bush, right?

Can only imagine the surprise.

Well ... we are here for you.

Feel free to ask us anything.



DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Dec 2019, 14:28
#164
30 Dec 2019, 14:28#164

Nothing can be witnessed when someone passes...….it is totally bullshit

People tend to see things that they want to see...… that is a fact...… not fiction, and not some  thumb sucking bullshit..... like you have posted on here countless times CC.

You do not and cannot physically see something leave a body when it dies.....whether it be an animal or a human

Your brain has created that image to make you feel better about yourself...… it has done that to reinforce your belief of a soul or whatever it is that you want to believe and saw that day.....

You did not see anything leave through the air, from this world of ours....….. to some other place...…. I can assure you...… believe me....

You are far more mentally screwed up than I originally imagined...….. and fuck me, and I really had you way up there on top ...……

Do you also see dead people?

You clearly have some serious fucking issues bro...….. make an appointment..... go see someone

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
30 Dec 2019, 14:30
#165
30 Dec 2019, 14:30#165

Don't sulk now, DA. I doesn't suit your brash manner.

Yeah ... and that really pisses you of, huh?

No ... He wouldn't poison you. He doesn't even know who you are. That was all your own stupidity. He had nothing to do with it.

For an Atheist, you sure are fearful of death.

Puzzling?!!   



DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Dec 2019, 14:33
#166
30 Dec 2019, 14:33#166

"I'm fortunate to have grown up in a home with indoor plumping. I'm fortunate to have had toilet paper all my life. Village lads like yourself weren't exposed to the modern life. I understand. At what age did you first start wearing underwear? I bet you shat in your new underpants the first time you went out back behind the bush, right?"

I'm fortunate

I'm fortunate

Let's not get into how fortunate you really were growing up CC...…

God didn't exactly smile down on you......like you want everyone here  to believe

Maybe it's time to get a reality check...……..bro

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Dec 2019, 14:34
#167
30 Dec 2019, 14:34#167

"He wouldn't poison you. He doesn't even know who you are"

Oh I see

So now your God does nothing for people he doesn't know...……

LMFAO...…

This just gets better and better

CR
CrusadersfanPro3,099 posts
30 Dec 2019, 14:35
#168
30 Dec 2019, 14:35#168

You seem a little confused CC NZ is a first world country unlike where you live.

We have things like education, a welfare system and low corruption which are obviously foreign to you.

And now your trying to tell me you never shit yourself. I suppose you see yourself as a child prodigy or something. Cant expect less from someone who choses to live in a fantasy world


CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
30 Dec 2019, 14:43
#169
30 Dec 2019, 14:43#169
Are you serious?
I never claimed to see anything floating by in the air.
Please show me where I said that?
You ok??
You seem troubled. Frightened!!
Death comes to us all. It's a natural part of life.
You will face it too. Then you'll know for sure whats what.

Good luck.


CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
30 Dec 2019, 14:47
#170
30 Dec 2019, 14:47#170

Really Sader ... you had underwear at an early age?

I'm impressed.

Always had you pegged as one with a bone through the nose, dancing around a fire in a loincloth, howling at the moon.

My bad.


 

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Dec 2019, 14:55
#171
30 Dec 2019, 14:55#171

Sader, don't you worry bud

I can guarantee you that you had a far better childhood and upbringing than CC ever had...…. in fact 99% of the posters on this forum have had it better...…...and you know what the classic part of all of this is...…………... CC himself knows this as well...……….....and this is what makes him so fucking angry, frustrated and ashamed of himself

That is why he has to deflect all this hate and anger on to others on this forum ...…

Classic deflection and projection...……

Shame man.... poor lad


DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Dec 2019, 14:58
#172
30 Dec 2019, 14:58#172

So CC

Let's clear this up shall we...…. once and for all..... especially with this bold statement of yours here below

"He wouldn't poison you. He doesn't even know who you are"

If God does not know you...…… as you say...… he will do nothing for you..... or to you.

Is that correct?

According to you...…… your God created me...…….. but he does not know me?

Is this correct?

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
30 Dec 2019, 14:59
#173
30 Dec 2019, 14:59#173

Go on DA ... tell him how miserable my upbringing was.

Don't be shy.




DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Dec 2019, 15:03
#174
30 Dec 2019, 15:03#174

No need to buddy

Your actions on this forum alone..... tells everyone all they need to know already

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
30 Dec 2019, 15:10
#175
30 Dec 2019, 15:10#175

Did I touch a nerve?

Why do you care whether He knows you or not? He doesn't exit, remember?

Nothing is ever cleared up with you, DA. It's like trying to push a square block into a triangular hole.

Nothing I say will ever fit your mould.   

It is what it is.


   

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
30 Dec 2019, 15:15
#176
30 Dec 2019, 15:15#176

Really? Wow!!

I would have thought you'd use this opportunity to rip into me.

Oh well ... I guess you can shelve it for another day.



DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Dec 2019, 15:20
#177
30 Dec 2019, 15:20#177

ROTFLMFAO

Thought so...…… you got yourself into a little bit of a corner there now.... didn't you...…

Letting your anger get the better of you again..... and again...…. as usual...

According to you.....your God created me...... but hold on a sec...... you say he doesn't know me at all...…..

And wait a sec...….. he also can't do something for me.... or to me..... if he doesn't know me

LMFAO

More complete and utter bullshit from you ……. as usual

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Dec 2019, 15:28
#178
30 Dec 2019, 15:28#178

"I would have thought you'd use this opportunity to rip into me"

You mean behave exactly like you would, and still do...…

I'll skip thanks...….



CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
30 Dec 2019, 15:40
#179
30 Dec 2019, 15:40#179

Yes of course you'll skip ... could it be because you have no clue about my young life?

Could it be cause you'd have to do what you usually do? ... Thumbsuck some kind of theory out of nowhere?

LOL!!!



CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
30 Dec 2019, 16:06
#180
30 Dec 2019, 16:06#180

No DA. I'm not in a corner at all.

He lets it rain on the righteous and the wicked ... and everyone in between.

Yes, He certainly can do something for you ... if you ask Him. He's not obligated though. He'll read your heart and base His decision on what He finds there.

I'm so tempted to tell you about an experience I had with my Great Dane, Colossus. He got hurt one day and I didn't have the means to help him. I often remind myself of what happened that day. It's three years later and it still blows me away.

Not to worry ... I won't bore you with the details ... besides, this isn't the place for it anyway.


 

SH
sharkbokCaptain23,216 posts
30 Dec 2019, 16:23
#181
30 Dec 2019, 16:23#181
Wow, that experience with Colossus sounds fantastic. A total revelation of self-delusion
Collusus wearing a hat, it was a spiritual moment between the two of us...
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Dec 2019, 16:35
#182
30 Dec 2019, 16:35#182

"Yes of course you'll skip ... could it be because you have no clue about my young life"

Nope, not at all...…..it's purely because I'm just not a pretender like you are, on here


DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Dec 2019, 16:43
#183
30 Dec 2019, 16:43#183

"No ... He wouldn't poison you. He doesn't even know who you are"

Mmmmmmm you sure sound extremely confused here with that statement

How can your God not even know who I am...…. if he himself created me?

"No DA. I'm not in a corner at all" 

I beg to differ...…. in fact you made a complete and utter twat of yourself...... and you know it

Anger does that to a person

SH
sharkbokCaptain23,216 posts
30 Dec 2019, 16:50
#184
30 Dec 2019, 16:50#184
The origins back story of CleanCutt, no thank you. Although listening to you interpret scripture is hilarious\ 
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Dec 2019, 17:01
#185
30 Dec 2019, 17:01#185

"Although listening to you interpret scripture is hilarious"

Downright hysterical..... the lad is slightly confused

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
31 Dec 2019, 07:44
#186
31 Dec 2019, 07:44#186

Well, this all certainly ended rather quickly...... and went tits up for someone

Life lesson number 57 learnt...…… for CC

Don't respond back in anger...…… because you will end up making yourself look like the complete and utter idiot..... that most people already believe you to be...…

At your age I would have expected better...….sadly, that is not to be

Come now boet…… nearly 60 now..... and you are still learning to control that anger

I hope 2020 is a better year for you

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
31 Dec 2019, 12:45
#187
31 Dec 2019, 12:45#187

My, my ou DA perv is having a pure meltdown. He had better calm down otherwise he will be pushing up daisies! Athevsts always go bonkers when losing the argument!

Yes CC Darwin himself said the absence of missing links weighed heavily against his theory. Thankfully he never met ou rooitwvt , DA and Sharktwit. Hahahahahahahaahha

The Cambrian Explosion completely demolished the poor duhwinians. The fosil record showed NO life forms and then FULLY formed life forms. Hahahahahhaahhahahaha Go and check it out dopes.

Note that saffextwit and the other atheist "fools" (yes that's what the Word of God calls atheists as much as Cloudy clown disagrees) cannot explain a universe from nothing.

We know nothing can't create a universe and we also know it wasn't God. Then who was it as clearly we do have a universe.




BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
31 Dec 2019, 13:19
#188
31 Dec 2019, 13:19#188

Lets have some fun with our atheist friends. lets humour them a little as see if it helps them get to the truth.

Now we know nothing can't create a universe. We also know that if nothing always was then nothing would exist today.

Saffex (and others) big defence is who created God. Saffex was beside himself when he posted nothing can't create God therefore God couldn't exist.. Well of course nothing can't create God. But then nothing can't create anything so also the universe couldn't exist, but it does.

So lets humour our dear atheist friends. As you all agree nothing couldn't create God lets just say God 1 created God. Aha say the poor atheists gleefully we have got Beeno now - nothing cant have created God 1 as well!! They pat themselves on the back a chortling how daft ou Beeno is. Hahahahaha we sure have nailed Beeno now.

Beeno - well as nothing can't have created God 1 then God 2 must have. But Beeno nothing couldn't have created God two. Bwahahhaha how silly old Beeno is, he just doesn't get it!

We my dearest atheist friend says the remarkably patient Beeno, we know nothing could have created God 2 so God 3 must have.

And on and on it went on. We we know nothing could have created God 1 million so God 1 million and 1 must have.

So do you see a pattern here my dear atheist friends. No we don't say the atheists emphatically.

We see that in every case nothing can't create a God.You can go forever backwards and nothing cannot create anything. For anything to have been created an eternal being must have always existed.

You cannot have nothing as the foundation to everything. FIRST YOU HAVE AN ETERNAL BEING THEN YOU CAN HAVE SOMETHING. YOU CANNOT START WITH NOTHING.

At this point the stunned atheists burst into tears. Cloudy clown was right about the horrid Beeno. We have a right to believe what we want to believe no matter how silly and how disastrous. Beeno thinks he has some sort of God given obligation to point out the error of our ways! We know there absolutely cannot be god because we just don't and because were are open minded and not bigots.

Beeno should try to be more like Cloudy clown who is so nice to us and doesn't mind that we hate God's world and are perishing. That is true love and kindness which a bigot like Beeno will never understand. Sob, Sob , Wail, Wail, boxes of tissues!

There see what you have done Beeno with all your hate speech wails the horrified Cloudy Clown.

Spare me the rest of the BS from these fools . Hahahahahahahahahahahhaha

Said it before and say it again - it's all been too easy.






BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
31 Dec 2019, 13:26
#189
31 Dec 2019, 13:26#189

Once the poor atheists have admitted defeat on the creation of the universe we can move on to what the Universe says about the creator.

Those rankled by the monumental stupidity of our resident atheists must be pati ent as we are after all dealing with "FOOLS"


PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
31 Dec 2019, 13:58
#190
31 Dec 2019, 13:58#190

Me and my morals...blah blah blah.

I'm so nice...blah blah blah.

Death by cringe seems likely.


DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
31 Dec 2019, 14:00
#191
31 Dec 2019, 14:00#191

Some very good points Cloudy...and a happy New Year to you and your family too.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
31 Dec 2019, 14:04
#192
31 Dec 2019, 14:04#192

Nah, virtue signaling is always annoying.

No matter what mood one is in.

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
31 Dec 2019, 14:04
#193
31 Dec 2019, 14:04#193

Aag nee man Plum, things were just cooling.

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
31 Dec 2019, 14:07
#194
31 Dec 2019, 14:07#194

"Posted by: Plum (5037 posts)

Dec 31, 2019, 14:04

Nah, virtue signaling is always annoying.

No matter what mood one is in."


Maybe, but what if it's the truth?...Is it virtue signaling if it's sincere?

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
31 Dec 2019, 14:23
#195
31 Dec 2019, 14:23#195

Cooling?

Please accept my offering of kerosene.

Beeno doesn't mince his words. He has a belief and has an opinion. He doesn't swear. The worst he'll call you is a clown or a loon. I don't agree with him always, but I find value in directness and conviction. I respect it.

Virtue signaling and passive aggression are lowly human traits and I have zero respect for people that partake in it. ZERO. Say what you want to say and have the brains and guts to back it up. Else, just shut the he ll up.

"Someone", "Some people", "Not everyone" and "Unlike some"...FFS, what is this? A gossip corner? 

For some reason, this irritates the bajesus out if me...

"Being a Christian we should all be on the same page.  And no I don’t agree with the way you  go about it because it’s accusatory and sometimes very offensive.  No one is saying you can’t share your beliefs, just do it in a nice way."

Actually makes me wanna hurl.

The fuck is this? I never knew we were six years old and involuntarily sitting Sunday school classes.


DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
31 Dec 2019, 14:36
#196
31 Dec 2019, 14:36#196

Cloudy....it's the new year....well almost.......let it be.....please. It really isn't that important.

CYA on the other thread.

DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
31 Dec 2019, 14:40
#197
31 Dec 2019, 14:40#197

'Onya.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
31 Dec 2019, 14:41
#198
31 Dec 2019, 14:41#198

Are you expecting me to say nice things about you and your country or culture? You've got to be kidding ,right? The reason I don't say anything nice about your country is, in all honesty, it's got little to nothing that high hold in any above average regard. Once Were Warriors was a good movie and you have some good yachtsman...that's it. Oh, some of the tattoo artists are pretty good. 

If i listed the top 30 countries that I'd like to visit, NZ would not feature. Sorry, it's just how it is. I could lie, and say I'd like to see NZ, but what would the point of that be? Take it personally if you like, or don't, I really don't care.

Clearly your parents, since you brought them up, never taught you much about expectation. Nobody owes you any praise for your culture or any respect. Stop acting like you're owed respect. 

And Cloudy, there are kiwis men and woman that I do respect, you're just not one of them. Everyone else here does respect you, so I'm sure your quota is met.


PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
31 Dec 2019, 14:46
#199
31 Dec 2019, 14:46#199

Haha Ja, you too.

I wonder if someone is gonna eat ALL the pies.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
31 Dec 2019, 14:47
#200
31 Dec 2019, 14:47#200

Gosh, s ome people.

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