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Mighty Stormers versus hapless wee guppies official match thread

Started by Beeno178 REPLIES531 VIEWS· 13 Jun 2015, 18:58
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BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 18:58
#1
13 Jun 2015, 18:58#1

Well will the Stormers youngsters put the guppies to the sword?


Poor Naas is very disappointed with with bulle. Their first half was putrid.




BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:00
#2
13 Jun 2015, 19:00#2
 Naas and M allet agree Alberts has not played well. Mallet quipped he hasnt played at all!(Card please note)
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:03
#3
13 Jun 2015, 19:03#3
 I see you don't claim this thread will be honest Beeno - please try & set the right tone on these threads
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:04
#4
13 Jun 2015, 19:04#4
 This is a very young Stormers tight five but with plenty of promise. Can they get the better of the guppies old hands especially the front row. That could spell trouble for the incumbent Bok front row. Big ask but we shall see.
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:05
#5
13 Jun 2015, 19:05#5
 JW given my pure as snow reputation honesty is never an issue.
BR
BrycyPro4,671 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:08
#6
13 Jun 2015, 19:08#6

 ...JW must be some mistake as the Stormers have less points than the Crusaders and have made the playoffs...how does that work mate...???...something to do with this new maths that is being taught I guess..



JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:08
#7
13 Jun 2015, 19:08#7
 Will the Sharks put out a decent effort. Wee stormers have made the playoffs through OAFs (Official Anti-Fairness System), i.e the conference system.
BR
BrycyPro4,671 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:11
#8
13 Jun 2015, 19:11#8
 ...Bean Brain I guess that explains the need for you yarpies to be in the conference with Japan and Argentina next year... to guarantee a few more wins and accumulate a few more points..
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:12
#9
13 Jun 2015, 19:12#9
Hi Brycy, I won't be able to be on this thread long. Please try & keep wee Beeno honest. Mission impossible but it's worth a go for a few laughs
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:14
#10
13 Jun 2015, 19:14#10
 Wee stormers look even wee- nier next to the sharks.
BR
BrycyPro4,671 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:16
#11
13 Jun 2015, 19:16#11
...JW i'll try and stay awake but you know how slow these SA derbies can get...yawn..  
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:17
#12
13 Jun 2015, 19:17#12
 hard call on Stormers front row as jannie was struggling!
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:18
#13
13 Jun 2015, 19:18#13
 Solid defence by Stormers. Guppies going nowhere slowly!
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,285 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:19
#14
13 Jun 2015, 19:19#14
The 1st six minutes have been a comedy of errors with neither team any direction, with missed passes the order of the day so far.
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:19
#15
13 Jun 2015, 19:19#15
 Penalty to Stormers. Lets open our acco unt oaks. Hope Coleman is on song today!
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:21
#16
13 Jun 2015, 19:21#16
 Brycy, JW and any other kbbs. W atch and learn
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:22
#17
13 Jun 2015, 19:22#17
 Wee stormers up by 3 after 8 mins. Shoulder charge into a ruck, Hika Elliot must have learned it from that chap, lol
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:23
#18
13 Jun 2015, 19:23#18
 Dirty play but Esterhuizen. Should be a yellow.
Yes Ref and Beeno on same page. Well done ref. 
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,285 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:23
#19
13 Jun 2015, 19:23#19
Yellow card. The 3rd party umpire offered his opinion but the ref chose yellow anyway. 
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:24
#20
13 Jun 2015, 19:24#20
 I f it were against a kiwi side it would have been a red  and 4 weeks banning minimum!!
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:26
#21
13 Jun 2015, 19:26#21
 Sharks are rattled by Stormers young guns 
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:26
#22
13 Jun 2015, 19:26#22
 Yes, Kiwi sides often get treated harshly - look at the Chiefs
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:28
#23
13 Jun 2015, 19:28#23
Scrum penalty to Stormers. Against J annie
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:30
#24
13 Jun 2015, 19:30#24
 Jannie does a beautiful dummy, no one was fooled but 10 points for style.
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:31
#25
13 Jun 2015, 19:31#25
 Ball is slippery in the evening. Guppies knock on!!
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:33
#26
13 Jun 2015, 19:33#26
 Sharks score a try using soccer techniques. Fair enough. TMO got it right IMO.
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,285 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:34
#27
13 Jun 2015, 19:34#27
The comedy of errors continue. A poor display of skills by Crash Ball Taute to give away a try. 
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:34
#28
13 Jun 2015, 19:34#28
guppies get try! Man that is questionable! Incredible luck!
BR
BrycyPro4,671 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:35
#29
13 Jun 2015, 19:35#29
 ...what was it we were supposed to watch and learn Bean Brain...? the Sharks are a better side and should replace the Stormers in the playoffs?..
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:35
#30
13 Jun 2015, 19:35#30
 Conversion missed. Good!
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:36
#31
13 Jun 2015, 19:36#31
 maruis B onkers is the TMO. Explains a lot. 
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:38
#32
13 Jun 2015, 19:38#32
 Du Preez looks useful.
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,285 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:39
#33
13 Jun 2015, 19:39#33
Dupreez allowed the ball to bounce. Was he scared?
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:41
#34
13 Jun 2015, 19:41#34
 Brycy we are fielding a side without many of our stars. AND the wee guppies are only leading by 2 points. We now have a penalty to go ahead.
We need a system here where we can replace misbehaving kbbs struggling to appreciate the game. Think BRYC Y! Mighty Stormers lead 6-5!

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:43
#35
13 Jun 2015, 19:43#35
 Crooked lineout throw by sharks escapes refs attention
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:47
#36
13 Jun 2015, 19:47#36
 Sharks going nowhere against sound Stormers defence.Okay guy lets put a try on the Board
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:47
#37
13 Jun 2015, 19:47#37
 Beeno should become a ref in such games, surely he would be fair
BR
BrycyPro4,671 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:48
#38
13 Jun 2015, 19:48#38
....Bonkers seems like an appropriate name for a yarpy TMO 
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:49
#39
13 Jun 2015, 19:49#39
 Stormers scrum dominates and B east goes backwards.
Now we get a well penalty. Keep going Coleman
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
13 Jun 2015, 19:51
#40
13 Jun 2015, 19:51#40
 Its Jonkers who is Bonkers when he refs the Stormers Brycy. 9-5 to Mighty Stormers.
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