Mighty Stormers versus hapless wee guppies official match thread

 Stormers scrum suffers from loosies breaking away. Penalty to guppies.Its 9-8 top Stormers.

...TMO says 'although he lost control of the ball it's still a try'..- funny as these yarpy TMOs..

 Another lucky try. Lost control but not connection opines Bonkers. He is having a field day! So Sharks lead 12-9
Lets up the tempo in the second half guys!!! 
Scrappy affair with slippery ball. 

 Brycy it is possible to lose control but not connection.How can he be sure there was connection?

Naas is saying sharks player should have been penalised for tackling Stormers player outside the field of play. hHad that been given no Sharks try. Trust down under ref to foul up. This one was as clear as daylight. 
Sharks have had all the luck so far.  Lets go Stormers.

 Great ta ckle by Du Preez on Bothma but Sharks score. lead by 8 points

 Cleman foul s up again and Sharks almost score. 

Good try to Bismaark. Sharks starting to get the upper hand.

that was pathetic Kyocera. Destroyed a decent attacking move.

 Ball must be like soap as both sides keep knocking on.

 Scrum penalty to Stormers as Jannie angles in.

 Notshe is out of his depth.
Stormers still in this 

2nd touch by Kyocera even worse.

 Jannie goes off to big applause. End of Sharks playing days. Well done Jannie!!!

 Stormers still pushing. On comes VAN W YK!

Great to see him back

 Time to bring on Senatla. G ame is opening up.

 Smart try via clever grubber by Cronje.
Tough to come back from this now.

Zelinga takes a stupid option by kicking near the try line when Sharks had more numbers. Does the same thing again on the next move.
Who teaches these players to pass?

 Oh no Taute knocks on over the line.He has had a good game showing good pace. 
Stormers youngsters putting up a big fight.

Crashball Taute butchers a try with another display of poor skills. Is this guy CurryCup level or what?

 Stormers scrum going forards but are penalised near sharks line! Wake up J ackson!

 Stormers scrum going forards but are penalised near sharks line! Wake up J ackson!

 Rubbish sharkbok. Just about everyone on field has knocked on!!! 
Du Preez gets carried away and gets a card.
Great s pirit in Stormers side as they press for a try 

 Proud of they guys. They are still full of go!  Sharks score again. We are a man down of course.

Things are getting embarrasing for this Stormers team.  The Stormers backline exposed as one dimensional crash balls

 Taute is useless.

Bunnies!

 Entertaining game.
Lots of positives for Stormers. Kebble and koch about a year away from the top. 
Kleyn and Ruan Botha looking good and will only get better. Rhodes getting back to form is a big positive.
Notshe was a passenger.  Way off pace. Coleman showed again he lacks nous. Young backs defended very well and spilt a few chances. jaco taute layed well and du Preez looks promising.
Vermaaak scrummed well when coming on. He and Keeble will be fine for next year.What a pity kitshoff is going. 

Bwahahahahha ou rooitwit talks about being bunnies. Hilarious stuff from this halfwit!
Backline never had top pack in action to support them.  Created enough opportunities.
Great to see Van Wyk back.

Now onto the playoffs.Have a good rest sharkies and remember to cheer for the Stormers. Have to counteract that turncoat rooitwit who no doubt will cheer for the overseas team.  Away with ou rooitwit!

Bunnies!
Once again the Hapless Stompies are the Sharks squealing little Bunnies!
BUNNIES!

Taute is currie cup level player at best, he has no skills or speed to excel at this level of the game, handling is poor as well. 
Du Preez failed to make a good appearance as well.

This match really showed how the Stormers backline can't operate well without the star players like Kolbe, De Jongh and De Allende, it shows a lack of good depth through the backs. 

The loose forward trio was below par, Rhodes looked way out of depth and was a passenger.

Enjoy the remainder of the season from the sidelines. Bwahahahahahahaha 
rooitwit just be thankful there was no Kitshoff, Malherbe, Etzebeth, Burger and Vermuelen. No groom and Allende as well.  Kolbe and Senatal never were in the mix.
Somebody please give ou rooitwit a tranquiliser the poor oak has lost it.  

 Rooinek

Don't get carried away over defeating a B team. haha

How is the playoff spot coming along for your team?  

 Jerome wake up please. Why do you think Rhodes was asked to attend the Bok training camp.
We can afford Kolbe and Senatla. Out with De Jong and Leyds. 
Never mind ou rooitwit he has no clue!  
  

Jerome, you play what is put in front of you. If the Hapless Stompies chose to play their second stringers then that's their problem. The Stompies remain the Sharks' bunnies!
BUNNIES!

 34-12 to the sharks Beeno the words you are looking for are "Congratulations Sharks"