A tale of an old lady and Trump...

The day after Trump leaves office, an old woman walks up to the White House gate and says, “I’m here to see Donald Trump.“ The guard says, “I’m sorry Ma’am, but he is no longer president and is no longer here.“ 

Two days later, the same old woman walks up to the White House gate and says, “I’m here to see Donald Trump.“

The guard says, “I’m sorry Ma’am, but he is no longer president and is no longer here.“

Another two days go by, and the same old woman walks up to the White House gate and says, “I’m here to see Donald Trump.“

The guard says, “For the third time, Ma’am, he is no longer president and he’s no longer here. Why do you keep coming back?“

The old woman says, “I just like hearing people say it out loud.“ At least until Trump is imprisoned, then I will visit his jail...

You are no comedian but a clot you are.

Get a life.

You have lost loser, time to put your big boy pants on (if you have any). 
The Neo-Nazi Trump era that masqueraded as religious nationalism is now over...
The good Christians people dumped Trump ages ago. 

We will get the slime Trump in jail, soon... And many of his collaborators as well. Biden now gets to fill all the key jobs like DOJ to make sure the remains of Trump are cleared out. 

Tell you what Shark....I bet you $10000 Trump never sees jail....ready to put  your money where your mouth is?

With Impeachment 2 comes a ban .....  no comeback attempts, Trumpism's dead..

So I repeat.....$10000. You Trump derangement nutters can take the other side......$2000 each for RooiPeeper Coward, Blobbster, Shark, PlayMisty for Me and her ‘good’ friend Denny.

I agree with you snowflake, Bozo will never see the inside of a prison cell, its just not going to happen.

I am just hoping we are not going to see a replay of Beenshit and his "any day now Hillary" fiasco from the other side.

Speaking of Beenshit, wonder if he went to America and got arrested at capitol hill and that's why he has gone silent. Beenshit is probably that moron with the face paint and the horns on his head  or more likely the women saying you will never take me alive as she tries to sell that laptop to the Russians

I'm not saying that he'll go to jail ....... keeping him outa politics will suffice.

"So I repeat.....$10000. You Trump derangement nutters can take the other side......$2000 each for RooiPeeper Coward, Blobbster, Shark, PlayMisty for Me and her ‘good’ friend Denny."

Why don't you just go ahead and splatter all over the board what I've said to you in private mail 4 years ago Huh? Stop your sly hints and get it on, it's what you want to do isn't it......I'm sure you'll feel so much better within yourself.

To think I respected you as a trusted friend for over 2 decades....makes me sick to my stomach.

I won't be intimidated and I won't bow to your low life threats. 

Cloudy

We both know he's been looking for an excuse to post my private email which he's about to do so let me be clear by saying.....

I have no fear or regret of what I said to the pompous braggart in private email so I won't be  apologising to you as we both know we weren't friends at the time. What I do regret is the trust, loyalty and respect I put into a superficial friendship that lasted more than 2 decades.

There's no end to the division he's caused......just look at the Republican Party for a start before looking anywhere else. He took over and  became a law onto himself. Now there's talk of him starting his own party........hard to imagine there'll be anything left if he does. Then again the Trump-puppets will justify whatever he does. Unbelievable.

Saarkie the Statue of Liberty pic's a beaut, you should use it as your avatar ....... drive some folk mad.

While I'd love nothing more than to see the fat conceited pig doing hard time as a prison bride for some low-life, I don't think it will happen. Certainly not something I'd bet on.

I suppose it all depends on Cyrus R Vance Jr and his investigation into fraud within the Trump organization but I have a feeling that might all end in a deal being agreed . . . not because Bozo is innocent, but because jailing him might inflame his brainwashed Trumpanzee cult followers into doing something really stupid again.

So no takers for the ‘lock him up bet’. Dave the wheels came off months ago....but it is hilarious reading Denny’s anger about his own hypocrisy.....and red faced Misty for Me attacking the person who actually defended her while supporting the person who trashed her.

Dumb is forever.

I’m not the one who is squirming. As for putting it up, if you’re so keen ask your ‘good’ friend Denny to do that.

Is there a more beta move in the history of ever than slagging a board member off behind their back on an already anonymous forum?

I can't think of one. Can you?

Jirre, Tante. And quite funny, the very first time Moz hinted at this, without even mentioning names, I immediately knew it was YOU that had slagged Misty off.

As I recall, I asked you directly...Denny what did you do? And you vanished from the board...for months. 

Beta move on top of beta move.

And your fake bravery now, well that's just the trifecta in your beta existence.

Misty, for the record, I'll only ever slag you off to your face...promise. 

And to be clear, Moz defended you on numerous occasions, even from me at one point.

Interesting when one steps back and considers what HAS transpired as opposed to the BS falsehoods that fake pals perpetuate.

One thing is for sure, Rooi is loving this.

Cloudy you have more than made you point in numerous blogs about President Trump but don't lose you cool.

We respect you and please keep it that way.

Appreciated and thanks.

Far as I can tell, Rooi and Moz have been enemies for ever.

Strange, h e supported you nonetheless. 

Looks like your theory doesn't hold water.

Next?

Not good enough....he explained what he ‘said’....and no doubt what I ‘said’.  He should put it up here if he has a leg to stand on.

Cloudy, Moffie is the Donald J Trump of this forum.

Think about it, they're both conceited, they're both septuagenarians trying to stay relevant, they both boast about how clever they are while displaying laughable ignorance, they both brag about themselves all the time without ever producing anything of substance, they both cheat at golf . . . I could go on.

The only thing I'll give Moffie is he's generally well mannered and courteous while Bozo is a coarse, rude and obnoxious pig.

I make no bones about it. Anyone who can't see through Bozo's bullshit and still buys into his pathetic and delusional narratives is a fool. Seriously. I can't see beyond that.

Put up or shut up Denny.

Swimming for the Learner

There are 4 certified types.....Backstroke/Breastroke/Butterfly and Freestyle.

For today's lesson we'll concentrate on the Freestyle. Be aware I'm not a certified coach.

So the freestyle, the most popular stroke but from a technical point of view the most complicated. Why....because it has a lot more components to synchronize than the others.

To keep it simple I'm dividing it into 5 components which is...

1) The Catch (2) the Head position (3) Breathing (4) The shoulder turn (5) The Kick

The Catch

Simply put refers to the placing of the hand when entering the water. The idea first and foremost is for the hand to enter the water at the furthest point in front of the head. That way the hand grabs as much water as possible pulling back and under. A common mistake is to chicken wing resulting in the smallest catch possible. Less water, a lesser pull back, more effort or strokes and obviously less speed. As I've said, it's a common mistake with swimmers and it's a habit many of them suffer and unless its rectified and eradicated there'll be no advancement. To summarise, starting with a high elbow, the arm will straighten from the elbow, the hand will go past the face while in the air and will land at a point furthest from the head.

The Head Position

The most important component to a better Freestyle .....why?...because the Head Position is locked in with Breathing. The breathing technique in Freestyle is the most difficult component to master and is the the main reason why students of the sport fail to better their speed.

Continued

So for a start the head takes up a neutral position meaning still, face down, eyes looking down and slightly forward to the bottom of the pool. The chin is not to rest on the chest, slightly forward  will do. Head roll is a no-no.

3) Breathing

This technique is the most difficult and complicated component of swimming. Mastering the technique is of paramount importance and it's the make and break of a future in the sport. I cannot emphasise it enough.

There is three parts to the technique. The first is for one side of the face or cheek to lift from the water while the other side stays in the water. The second part is to to create a hole on the side of the mouth to breathe through while the side of the mouth which stays in the water remains closed. Breathing is short and sharp blowing bubbles through the nostrils.  Bilateral breathing is not recommended while learning th e technique. Coaches refer to the technique as half goggle.

Hop on down to any pool and observe the imperfections or poor technique of learner swimmers. Most will turn their heads sideways and upwards Giraffe like. When the head lifts the shoulder lifts with it causing the lower body to drop. When the body drops it creates  drag. This causes a major slowdown in speed. 

**** apologies......to be continued.....****

Considering he got shown for the gullible idiot we all know he is didyou really expect the coward to show his face around here at the moment?

When (or if ) he does reappear his excuse will be he was watching the tennis when in reality he was re admitted to the local looney bin once he realised his monkey (actually Ape god  but monkey sounds better) god got dethroned and all the BS he swallowed was actually BS.

I wonder who is next on his worship list?  

‘ For months you’ve been subtlety (you seem to like that word) dropping innuendos’....no I don’t like that word, it should be ‘subtly’.

Actually subtlety is a noun, correctly used in my sentence. In   your sentence you were trying to use  subtle as an adverb, which should be ‘subtly’. But stupidly you used the noun.

Maybe when you have made 32657 posts you’ll get the difference. Oops!

That is what I said....it’s there in black and white....I don’t like ‘subtlety’ as an adverb, a complete butchering of the language. Subtlety as used by me, is fine. Do try to learn.

“No I don’t like that word, it should be ‘subtly’”...there you go....right in my first post, I don’t like subtlety when it should be subtly. And it’s not a single letter, it’s two letters and ‘e’ and a ‘t’. Hell you can’t even count, did you you have High school?

Swimming for the Learner

There are 4 certified types.....Backstroke/Breastroke/Butterfly and Freestyle.

For today's lesson we'll concentrate on the Freestyle. Be aware I'm not a certified coach.

So the freestyle, the most popular stroke but from a technical point of view the most complicated. Why....because it has a lot more components to synchronize than the others.

To keep it simple I'm dividing it into 5 components which is...

1) The Catch (2) the Head position (3) Breathing (4) The shoulder turn (5) The Kick

1) The Catch

Simply put refers to the placing of the hand when entering the water. The idea first and foremost is for the hand to enter the water at the furthest point in front of the head. That way the hand grabs as much water as possible pulling back and under. A common mistake is to chicken wing resulting in the smallest catch possible. Less water, a lesser pull back, more effort or strokes and obviously less speed. As I've said, it's a common mistake with swimmers and it's a habit many of them suffer and unless its rectified and eradicated there'll be no advancement. To summarise, starting with a high elbow, the arm will straighten from the elbow, the hand will go past the face while in the air and will land at a point furthest from the head.

2) The Head Position

The most important component to a better Freestyle .....why?...because the Head Position is locked in with Breathing. The breathing technique in Freestyle is the most difficult component to master and is the the main reason why students of the sport fail to better their speed.

Continued

So for a start the head takes up a neutral position meaning still, face down, eyes looking down and slightly forward to the bottom of the pool. The chin is not to rest on the chest, slightly forward  will do. Head roll is a no-no.

3) Breathing

This technique is the most difficult and complicated component of swimming. Mastering the technique is of paramount importance and it's the make and break of a future in the sport. I cannot emphasise it enough.

There is three parts to the technique. The first is for one side of the face or cheek to lift from the water while the other side stays in the water. The second part is to to create a hole on the side of the mouth to breathe through while the side of the mouth which stays in the water remains closed. Breathing is short and sharp blowing bubbles through the nostrils.  Bilateral breathing is not recommended while learning the technique. Coaches refer to the technique as half goggle.

Hop on down to any pool and observe the imperfections or poor technique of learner swimmers. Most will turn their heads sideways and upwards Giraffe like. When the head lifts the shoulder lifts with it causing the lower body to drop. When the body drops it creates  drag. This causes a major slowdown in speed. 

**** ......to be continued.....****

Whahahaha

Tante, you are the most predictable beta that I have ever encountered.

Be worried because Misty appears rather interested in what was said. I would be too, were I her.

She's acting all unaffected right now, but trust me, she feels the dagger in her back.

I'm gonna have a little guess as to what was said...here are headlines...

-attention seeker

-stupid

-annoying

Go, on how close am I?

But sure, make another nonsense random post, attempting to appear that you're not shitting your panties. 

We know that Misty might, likely already has, taken offence to what you said and that Rooi now has you by those tiny internal testicles of yours.

What a ridiculous situation to find oneself in.

The gossipy beta gets what the gossipy beta deserves.

Hahahaha

Maximum oooooooooooooooooopsie!!!

Haha

Yeah,  no doubt Tante has "emailed you privately".

That seems to be her thing.

I wonder, do you think it's her opinion, character or allegiance that has changed?

There's only one correct answer.

Only you'll know the this...but how many people has aunty gossiped about to you?

See the trend?

Opinion, character or allegiance?

Gutless indeed. 

Oh, Misty

I have zero evidence.

All I do is to extrapolate based on people's behaviour. And when it comes to betas it's an easy exercise. You simply start from the point of knowing the subject is a coward with dreams above his station.

From what I saw of aunty, I knew immediately that it was YOU she gossiped about. I was correct. I knew she would never meet me on the chessboard, and I was correct. I also know that she has gossiped about others on here, likely in white knight fashion, to you. Again, I think you know that I'm correct. Of course you couldn't admit it. 

Now I could pressure you for an answer but it would be unfair of me to force you to lie in order to protect a gossipy beta. No need to thank me, it's all compensated for at outset when dealing with a beta.

Anyhow, one bores very quickly of discussing spineless noodles like aunty Dennis.

Send me some more of your nature photography please. No horses though, ok?

Nah, I'll keep talking.

You never thanked me for not forcing you to lie.

One has to wonder, how is it that I'm so consistently correct when predicting her behaviour?

I don't own a crystal ball. 

So how do I do it?

So, she hasn't gossiped to you at all?

Opinion, character or allegiance, Misty?

But here's my honest opinion. Perhaps tante should take note.

See, woman tend to prefer the type of men that they grew up around. 

Generally, no male makes a woman feel as safe as her father and brothers do. I take it that Misty grew up around some pretty rowdy Kiwi chaps and that her dad was likely also quite a character in his day.

I'll go further and suggest that not one of them had much time for gossip or gossipy blokes. 

And it helps one realise what a futile game it is that betas play.

Like quicksand, they can't escape themselves...the more they thrash, the deeper they sink. Hence the frustrated, almost hormonal levels, of outbursts and tantrums.