Stress Ball Volume 2 chat

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huh?

with regards to?

You'll figure it out. I have faith in you Chips 

Blou: "I am aware that I am isolated in that opinion.  "

Not that isolated  Blue, this might be hard to believe, but I can appreciate a good "story telling" and satire is a neglected art. Rooi and a few others on here are good at it(my quarrel with him does not blind me to it)...I'm not much of a wordsmith, but some on here are. Card/fox/Auge/Whatever-he'll-be-called-next is also a quite entertaining writer...

Good luck on your thread. I'll be an avid reader.

I'm 100% for piss taking. 

Problem is, only one person needs to be offended and it's gorilla margins 2.0.

If you guys want, i'm happy to continue the old thread too.

If one of the stated reasons is the cause of it's demise, at least I can say that I told yas so.

We include *return to old thread* as a voting option?

Sound good/better?

And I also agree about Rooi's kickoff in the previous round.

I listened to it on an audio reader while driving.  

:):):)

Ag Moz stop taking yourself so seriously! My one mate had a Ridgeback called Roy. The dogs nickname was Royter or Royter Shtoyter. Rooiter was just a play on that. I sometimes add the "s" at the end as a play on words with Reuters. Anyway, isn't Reuters a solid representation of the mainstream media that so many condemn so vehemently on this site? Hardly a compliment right? Lastly, considering Rooiters political views, I reckon Reuters is pretty similarly aligned. Long story short, I think its a very appropriate nickname. 

On me being a groupie, think what you will. But as memory serves me, it was my comment directed mostly at Rooiter that resulted in his infamous FU and departure from the site. I must be the kakkest groupie ever! 

I have had many run ins with Rooi over the years, just as I have with you and many others. There is one poster that I have no respect for, and I basically ignore that person, but it is neither of you. Even so, I neither hate nor align myself with anyone. 

That sums up my loyalties

Interesting...

Ok well, i made an attempt. Shoul d be quite a bit to run with there.

"But . . . what are they? Where are they from?" Asked the girl, panting slightly causing her breasts to heave up and down in a manner that made the neighbour start to lose focus.

There was a sound behind them and they both swung around to see a frightening alien creature . . . half insect and half lizard . . . standing behind them . . . all six of his eyes trained on the milkmaid's heaving breasts.

The milkmaid screamed and the neighbour sank to his knees in terror. The Great Dane drank the milk that had been spilled.

"Don't kill us", the neighbour begged.

"You said we were everywhere and we are," said the alien in a flat monotone that sounded a bit like Nataniel talking with a mouth full of water, "not literally of course, but figuratively."

"Y-you speak English?" said the milkmaid incredulously.

"I learned you primitive earthling language in about 7 seconds and assimilated all your literature in another 4 seconds.", said the alien, "That Catch 22 was a very funny book and I also enjoyed Game of Thrones . . . except the ending was crap. Now, back to business, normally I'd instruct you to take us to your leader but I'm not falling for that one again!"

"Wha-what do you mean?", stammered the neighbour?

"This is our second landing, We first landed yesterday in a place called Washington DC and told them to take us to their leader but instead they took us to see a fat, orange moron whose IQ was about a third of the rest of you earthlings . . . so we're not falling for a trick like that again" said the alien.

"What do you want from us?" asked the neighbour.

""Well . . . see now . . . we're actually from what some of you call the "Deep State" and it's our job to promote the agenda of the treasonous open-border globalist scumbags." said the alien. "We have learned of one who knows about our agenda and seeks to stop us. It's our job to find this earthling and silence him. Do you know where we can find a place called . . . ummmm . . . Cape Town?"

Haha Rooi

S o, are you next?

What's up Mr Moz?

Feel free to contribute

Very funny, Redneck. Totally cracked me up.

I wonder, would the Emperor have shown mercy to Klownius, had he known that this greatly loved citizen of Rome, was in fact a virgin?

He was neither a dipper ... nor the dippee ...

Think on it ... the Emperor would forever be known as Emperor Pissmintius the Merciful ... and be loved by the people ... celebrated ... second only to their favourite son of Rome, Klownius.

... besides, wouldn't a seasoned dippee veteran like Moffius be better suited to Ronnie Coleman?

The crowd would most certainly have cheered Ronnie on, as Moffius wasn't really liked much ... especially as he loved talking about his top of the line sports chariot that everyone knew he didn't own. 

Klown, you're welcome to resurrect that story on Ruckers Stress Ball.

We can have that historical fiction story running together with Plum's sci-fi story.

Thanks Rooi.

So much of complicate haha

Seems like nobody will follow my part on Stress Ball Volume 2.

I felt like I opened it up quite nicely. Lots of places for the story to go.

Moz, cumon man, it'd b e cool if you gave us a page or two.

If nobody has added anything by this afternoon then I shall have to visit my shed and emerge with some inspiration.

Catch up -

Bilzerian: Commands a reverse engineered and top secret craft.

Riley: Second in command and ships technical officer.

Ben: Medical officer and psy-ops veteran. 

Farm girl: Yet to be named. Has shocked the craft's crew by seemingly being familiar with the ship's AI network. Something R&D nor any crew were ever able to do after copy and pasting the ship's design from a craft discovered more than fifty years ago.

Farm girl's neighbour: Still shitting himself behind the barn since he believed the holographic projections of alien creatures to be real.