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The World According to Klown . . .

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
04 Apr 2019, 17:01
#81
04 Apr 2019, 17:01#81
Does that help?
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
04 Apr 2019, 17:04
#82
04 Apr 2019, 17:04#82
Still enjoying that 1000 minute day......waaaaaahaha!
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
04 Apr 2019, 17:07
#83
04 Apr 2019, 17:07#83
Can't find a shred of evidence to support his blatant lie so the deceitful old fool resorts to his childish and ignorant little squeals about the 1000 minute day which only he understands.
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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
04 Apr 2019, 17:19
#84
04 Apr 2019, 17:19#84

Draad, in my last post to you when I explained how little I care for the opinion of a fawning, grovelling little suck-up did you not understand what I meant or did you just flat out not believe me . . .

(I understood and I believed you.) or is there some other reason why you're still yapping away at me?

I don't yap at you, sorry if you think that's the case, but I really am not going to let you decide what I post and who I reply to. Why are you still replying to me? Did it not sink in yet?

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
04 Apr 2019, 17:53
#85
04 Apr 2019, 17:53#85
So Peeper, believe I went looking for all your rants on religion if it gives you a shred of self worth. I didn't. But explain this....if you believe Mark and Jesus existed......if you believe Mark wrote the gospel and was an honest observer about the young man....why was he not an honest observer about the Loaves and Fishes? Confine yourself to the question and stop wriggling!
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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
04 Apr 2019, 18:17
#86
04 Apr 2019, 18:17#86

Moz, h e believes none of it, he aims to mock us with our own beliefs, but he doesn't understand it, so the attempt fails. His default is aggressive conflict, the nice things he does have a second motive...to p!ss someone else off...or someghing. This alter aims to stir.

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
04 Apr 2019, 18:47
#87
04 Apr 2019, 18:47#87
Poor bugger has completely contradicted himself....he was just popping with glee to be able to claim Jesus was gay. But as usual he just made a fool of himself. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
04 Apr 2019, 19:38
#88
04 Apr 2019, 19:38#88
Moffie. have you found an example of me saying there was never a historical person called Jesus or are you going to retract your lie and apologise?
No need for any of your self-righteous and childish hysterics, just put up or shut up as I said hours ago,
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
04 Apr 2019, 20:53
#89
04 Apr 2019, 20:53#89
So just to be clear, you believe Jesus existed, Mark existed and wrote the gospels. And John existed and also wrote the gospels.....and the facts in those gospels, such as the young man wearing the linen robe are accurate? So if you believe all that, how do you square that with being an atheist.....this should be quite a ....er....revelation.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
04 Apr 2019, 21:06
#90
04 Apr 2019, 21:06#90
Moffie, you are a liar. 
Nothing else need be said.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
04 Apr 2019, 21:12
#91
04 Apr 2019, 21:12#91
Hahaha and you Peeper have been totally pwned....game, set and match once again!
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
04 Apr 2019, 22:17
#92
04 Apr 2019, 22:17#92

Crash goes the perverted peeper. Poor peeper not having a good day once again.

Seb I am great to see you have a God given understanding and understood about certain individuals. 

Thanks to Moz. Thanks to Denny. Thanks to Draad and CC. 


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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
05 Apr 2019, 00:50
#93
05 Apr 2019, 00:50#93

I do apologise if I'm wrong but is Koosie saying that the Messiah is a Poofter? If so this forum has plumbed to it's lowest level ever.

What is it with this sick puppy's fixation with homosexuality? For those who are only familiar with this forum I can tell you that his sordid fixation has been lingering for two decades. 

And Koosie, for someone who boasts as often and as loudly as you do about your wonderful persona and friends erm umm I once again notice that no one is coming to your rescue. The one friend who did got stabbed in the back by you.

Stay down Dunce or better still, piss-off!


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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
05 Apr 2019, 06:23
#94
05 Apr 2019, 06:23#94
It does seem rather like another instance of self-immolation is imminent. Don't do it Peeper, I'd rather not go through yet another Koos episode.....the painfully laboured construction of the tough guy persona and the aw-shucks acceptance of the bored, universal conclusion that Koos is really Peeper in thinly veiled disguise. It's just too pathetically childish and tedious.
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SebPro2,680 posts
05 Apr 2019, 06:42
#95
05 Apr 2019, 06:42#95

"this forum has plumbed to it's lowest level ever"

Quite right...you just cannot go lower.

The insinuation is quite clear,,,anybody can see that.

This is extremely offensive to not only true Christians but too any decent human being, far worst than calling a black man the offensive K word.

I'm not telling Ed how to administer his forum but if such behaviour is just "winked" at, this forum will disintergrate.

Can you imagine if Beast, Pat Lambie and other christians should browse this forum??

Besides that, anybody for that matter.!

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
05 Apr 2019, 07:32
#96
05 Apr 2019, 07:32#96

The Tit is too busy beng outraged to actually address the valid issue being raised.

You posted that Jesus became "man of the flesh". Your words, not mine . . . and remember this thread had nothing to do with Jesus until you started preaching . . . and I'm just asking if being a "man of the flesh" includes sexual desires and if that is the case, what was his orientation?

It's a perfectly valid question. 

You brought Jesus onto this thread, Tit, and now when I respond you get all indignant and tearful. What did you think would happen when you started preaching your mealy-mouthed and repetetive sermon . . . that we'd all start singing Hallelujah? Huh? Is that what you thought . . . you self-important and sanctimonious little man?

Draad is the only one attempting to answer and he says "what about Mary Magdalene"? Well what about her? Where in the bible is there any evidence of Jesus having a sexual relationship with Mary Magdalene or any other women?

Where the bible is clear however is that Jesus was never married and the person he loved the most was his disciple John. So, Tit, if you want to start babbling about Jesus being a man of the flesh (again, your words) then deal with the perfectly valid questions arising from that.

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SebPro2,680 posts
05 Apr 2019, 07:52
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05 Apr 2019, 07:52#97

The Word became became flesh, full of grace and truth and dwelt amongst us. You have just twisted and perverted it. And yeah one should not cast pearls amongst swine as they will tread them underfoot...exactly to the t whats happened here.

You try to worm out of everything. There is just nothing good in you, no nothing at all..you are just plain evil, theres just no other word for you. I've tried to find one single thing in you that's good, but sadly no...there is just nothing, nothing at all.


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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
05 Apr 2019, 08:06
#98
05 Apr 2019, 08:06#98

Lol Rooi

Always you versus world huh?

Whatever man, the Lions are gonna give you a bad start to the weekend tonight.

Get ready china.

And are you still gonna give zero hints about if I was hot or cold with the above?

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
05 Apr 2019, 08:21
#99
05 Apr 2019, 08:21#99

"Always you versus world huh?"

Well in this case, me vs the sanctimonious twat who decided he'd like to start preaching about Jesus all over this thread that I started that had nothing to do with Jesus who hadn't been mentioned until Tit came along and started preaching . . . and now when I push him for more clarity on his "man of the flesh" statement he bursts into tears and get's all puffed up with indignation and self-righteousness.

"Whatever man, the Lions are gonna give you a bad start to the weekend tonight.

Get ready china."

I'm ready. My expectations are very low. I expect the Lions will put a big score over us but there are a lot of loud-mouthed Lions supporters here at work who are going to feel pretty sheepish if the Sharks spring a surprise . . . but I admit it would be a big surprise!

"And are you still gonna give zero hints about if I was hot or cold with the above?"

You're cold, Plum. I'm an IT Manager.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
05 Apr 2019, 08:25
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05 Apr 2019, 08:25#100
"You try to worm out of everything."
No Tit, I'm not trying to worm out of anything. You said Jesus was "a man in the flesh" and I'm asking you if that means he had sexual desires (because if he didn't then he wasn't a real man was he?) and you have since ducked, dived and dodged the valid question . . . so we can all see who is worming out of this discussion . . . that you started . . . and then wished you hadn't!
LMAO!
PS Tit, if it's any consolation, you're not the only bible-basher trying to worm his way out of explaining issues that he raised . . . Klown is being just as big a hypocrite and coward as you on this thread.
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
05 Apr 2019, 08:47
#101
05 Apr 2019, 08:47#101

You won't believe this but if had to give a list of five jobs I thought you did...IT would have been there.

Anyway, I want the Sharks to improve. But not this weekend.

Brink is back for the Lions. The Sharks have a good chance in my view. If click they can beat any SA team. I like what Dups has tried to do. Just a bummer its taken so long and not quite achieved what it was supposed to.  


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SebPro2,680 posts
05 Apr 2019, 09:45
#102
05 Apr 2019, 09:45#102

That is a stupid question and a one you ask because you are motivated to twist and pervert. Your aims are always to do this and humiliate and belittle people in virtually everything. That's always been your modus operandi. As I said there is just nothing thats nice in you. Never seen such a bitter and nasty person as you appear here...you are ugly in everything you say.

Ofcouse if the Messiah subjected Himself to being a man in the flesh, He had those normally but not for homo desires as you tried to pervert, obviously He felt hunger and thirst, He felt pain and everything else that pertains to being in physical body, He was tempted in the desert by the adversary after fasting for 40 days but overcame temptation...was the only person ever to do this and when He was nailed to the cross and the Roman soldiers drove those nails He felt the excruciating agony and His reaction was Father forgive them for they know not what they are doing. Think about it.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
05 Apr 2019, 10:08
#103
05 Apr 2019, 10:08#103
". . . He had those normally but not for homo desires as you tried to pervert . . ."
So you concede that Jesus had sexual desires like any other man but you're 100% convinced that those desires were heterosexual rather than homosexual?
Why? How can you be so sure? The available evidence doesn't support your unquestioning conviction.
Don't get all angry again, consider what I'm saying. We know Jesus was never married, there's no record of him ever having any kind of intimate relationship with a woman, he surrounded himself with men and the person he loved most was his disciple John. Why is it so outrageous to suggest he could have been gay?
Consider also that on his last night on earth - his last night as a mortal man with sexual desires - Jesus went to the Garden of Gethsemane with three of his disciples, he then told them to stay put while he went off by himself and when Judas Iscariot and the Romans came to arrest him,  there was a "young man naked except for a linen cloth" who was "following" Jesus around the Garden.
That's from Mark 14: 51-53 from your Big Book of Fairytales if you don't believe me. 
Again, don't any of you bible-bashers find it a bit strange that Mark included that seemingly unrelated bit of information in his gospel . . . let alone the fact that a young half-naked man was seen with Jesus just before his arrest . . . just before Judas Iscariot kissed him in fact . . . on his very last night on earth?
I don't know about you lot but it makes me wonder what Jesus was arrested for.
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sharkbokCaptain23,220 posts
05 Apr 2019, 10:48
#104
05 Apr 2019, 10:48#104
It is less offensive calling Jesus gay-  than calling transexual people paedophiles. One is a horrible crime and the other is legal. Is this offensive to Jesus or to your beliefs. 
If it is beliefs, then where was the light brigade when Beeno was on his rampage about transexuals....
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
05 Apr 2019, 10:52
#105
05 Apr 2019, 10:52#105
And I think the bible-bashers should also note that nowhere have a claimed Jesus was gay, all I've asked is if they've ever considered the possibility . . . and yet you'd swear I helped crucify him such was the outraged response.
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sharkbokCaptain23,220 posts
05 Apr 2019, 11:13
#106
05 Apr 2019, 11:13#106
I don't accept the sacrifice of Jesus for my sins. He died over 2000 thousand years ago- if he even existed in the first place.
I question how God would send Jesus to go through this horrific pain. People are entitled to their own beliefs, but for me, this is at best a story for kindergarten children.
The reality is that the Jews do not accept Jesus as their saviour, and neither do any other religions or people that are non-religious. So I would request that people do not claim Jesus has died for my sins.




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SebPro2,680 posts
05 Apr 2019, 11:32
#107
05 Apr 2019, 11:32#107

Of course it is offensive to both the Son of God and His followers...God never sanctioned for men to chase after men...this is perverted New Age teaching and propagated by a sick and fallen world...that call good evil and evil good. If you don't go with flow of a degraded and degenerated world, they fire the political correctness card at you. Where this term was generated from is obviously a ploy by corrupt politicians who want to control the minds of non thinkers...the intellectual clones. What a man is supposed to be but they don't have the stomachs to be  real me n.

As usual trying to raise contraversial issues without any regard for other persons beliefs and raising another subject that many are offended.

If you want sanction to live an undesirable and disturbing lifestyle, I suggest stay there and don't contaminate and disrespect those who live in the right context of the given scriptures.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
05 Apr 2019, 11:35
#108
05 Apr 2019, 11:35#108

Sharkbok, I think there's historical evidence that Jesus existed but, like you, I certainly don't believe he died for my sins, turned water into wine, raised anyone from the dead or performed any other supernatural "miracles".

He was a man who preached about his god and he had a following of adherents and zealots who exaggerated his deeds after his death to the extent that they became the "gospels". 

He may well have been a very good man who did good things but he's not my saviour and he's no more the son of god then any other person who's ever lived.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
05 Apr 2019, 11:42
#109
05 Apr 2019, 11:42#109
Listen Tit, if you don't want to be offended then put your stupid sermons onto your own threads and I'll happily ignore them. If you prefer to hijack a thread that I started with your preachy sermons then be prepared to defend your views.
Okay chump?
Now stop snivelling and either answer the questions (questions that were prompted by your intrusion on this thread that had nothing at all to do with Jesus until you came along) or else shove off and post your simpering nonsense on your own threads.
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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
05 Apr 2019, 12:21
#110
05 Apr 2019, 12:21#110

Sharkbok, I think there's historical evidence that Jesus existed but, like you, I certainly don't believe he died for my sins, turned water into wine, raised anyone from the dead or performed any other supernatural "miracles".

He was a man who preached about his god and he had a following of adherents and zealots who exaggerated his deeds after his death to the extent that they became the "gospels". 

He may well have been a very good man who did good things but he's not my saviour and he's no more the son of god then any other person who's ever lived.


They believed in Him so much that many of his followers rather died the most horrible tortured deaths than denounce him. You must remember that Christians were persecuted for the first few centuries. 


PS. He was arrested because he caused unrest amongst the Jewish community in Jerusalem.

PPS Spare me the lecture of how I'm not allowed to type at you anymore, it serves no purpose.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
05 Apr 2019, 12:25
#111
05 Apr 2019, 12:25#111
Type whatever you like, Draad, doesn't lessen the contempt I have for obsequious and fawning Gimps.
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
05 Apr 2019, 13:38
#112
05 Apr 2019, 13:38#112

Seeing poor rooitwit and sharkbokkie trying to quote scripture is like hearing Satan hissing away.

The whole issue about the flesh is astonishing and rivals sharkboks Christ being crucified on Christmas day or his latest debacle re the Good Samaritan!

Now the peeper perv obsessed with tail pipes now wants to make out.that the sinless Son of God is a homosexual!

The extent of the darkness that these unfortunate scoffers live in is very apparent. 

The stupendously ignorant sharkbokie wonders if Jesus ever walked this earth, the earth He created. 

Do yourself a favour sharkbokie and do some research. You appear to enjoy making a prize ass of yourself like your partner in crime rooijackass. 

It's a terrible thing to see you two raging against your Maker. May the Lord have mercy on you both and may to come to your senses like the raging Saul (who became Paul) did on the road to Damascus. 


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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
05 Apr 2019, 13:44
#113
05 Apr 2019, 13:44#113

Rooitwit anybody who disagrees with you is a fawning Gimp. Bwhahahaha how about you being sharkboks fawning GIMP. 

I am guessing, but if Cloudy reads all this stuff she may fire you as her Gimp. 


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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
05 Apr 2019, 13:45
#114
05 Apr 2019, 13:45#114
Baboon-ou - the dull-witted retard who stamped his foot and insisted that nowhere in the bible does it say the earth was created before the sun (which it does in the very opening line of the Big Book of Fairytales) - talking about other people's ability to quote the scriptures.
LMAO!
What a blithering idiot!
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
05 Apr 2019, 14:08
#115
05 Apr 2019, 14:08#115

Go and read the the passage again rooitwit. If you had taken the time to watch the Prof Lennox clips I posted you would have a clearer picture. Eg you would not be still trying to say the earth was made in 7 days of 24 hours. 

But as per usual your w ee mind is a closed and as bigoted as always  

Are you ready to apologize for your very bad behavior yet. You know you should!

Most importantly you owe God a huge apology. Don't delay! 

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SebPro2,680 posts
05 Apr 2019, 14:23
#116
05 Apr 2019, 14:23#116

I did answer your question but as usual you again when given an answer deny it . I will repeat in amplified version to clarify it, but I doubt it will do any good and you will with Gimp, Snarky start wiggling and hissing and another sarcastic reply will be coming forth.

It was was the testimony of John, one of the disciples.

The Word Made Flesh

14 And the Word (Christ) became flesh, and lived among us; and we [actually] saw His glory, glory as belongs to the [One and] only begotten Son of the Father, [the Son who is truly unique, the only One of His kind, who is] full of grace and truth (absolutely free of deception).


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sharkbokCaptain23,220 posts
05 Apr 2019, 14:32
#117
05 Apr 2019, 14:32#117
It was known to all that Jesus was thirsty when he said: "I am thirsty". He then transformed water into wine- and everyone celebrated.   Sharbok 20:27:04 RuckersForum.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
05 Apr 2019, 15:55
#118
05 Apr 2019, 15:55#118
Peeper says this yesterday on this string: "Drunken old liar claiming I never said Jesus (or Mark) existed but providing zero proof to back up his newest lies." So fine if I am a liar for claiming you never said Mark existed....show us where you said it before this string.
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
06 Apr 2019, 01:19
#119
06 Apr 2019, 01:19#119

Is Snooper still with us?....careful now I detect his finger is on the flounce button.

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bluebokPro3,977 posts
06 Apr 2019, 06:00
#120
06 Apr 2019, 06:00#120
Hahaha! And there you have it...the Sharks did beat the Lions! You never know. Just like who is right and who is wrong on this thread. I see lots of lawyer like worming and squirming...but very little answering of questions. Here's my take. The bible cannot be taken literally word for word. It was "written" by men and not by God. But therein lies the problem. When there is disagreement or contradiction, blame the author not the message. It is this fatal flaw in the bible that will forever leave open anything that it states to a multitude of differing interpretations. A more pertinent question is, why did God NOT write the bible and eliminate all doubt? He, being powerful enough to create the universe, could surely have done so.  And in doing so entirely eliminate all fake religions, pastors, interpretations, arguments and so on. The very fact that the bible was written by men, and edited by the all powerfull catholic church, renders it untrustworthy for me. Maybe Jesus existed, maybe he didn't, maybe he was the son of God, maybe he wasn't...it is all meaningless when the source of the information cannot be 100 relied upon, because it has almost certainly been corrupted along the way. Why did God allow this to be the case? Especially being all knowing. Or maybe, just maybe, it is all made up? This seems infinitely more likely, given the evil that has resulted from the lack of clarity and absolute truth missing from the bible. 
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